new jake adjutant album blah blah blah

Here it is, gots:



"Jake Adjutant's seventh solo outing after leaving Runtime Error, Complete and Utter BOLLOCKS shows many of the conventions established with RE's debut album, Fecal Matter (1976). For one, it takes an obligatory non-shreddy song (in this case "Trippin' on a Hole in a Paper Heart" by Stone Temple Pilots) and gives it loads of soloage and added expletives. Like [Jake's previous solo album] Auburn Vendetta, CAUB features several guest appearences, another feat established with Runtime Error's 1981 album, We Can't Dance For. These appearances range from [Shredd and His Shredders frontman] Antony Lusmore (whose album Jake himself guested on) to [The Taylor Maddox Band frontman] Taylor Maddox. Cactus is still present, and plays on all the tracks.
Overall, this album is most like Runtime Error's Let the Music Take You Home, with wacky songs and several important messages most people won't give two shits about."

Complete and Utter BOLLOCKS, released on Runtime Records, 2008

Track listing:
01: "Trippin' on a Hole in a Paper Heart" (Adjutant, Weiland) 5:26
02: "And Then We Go" (Adjutant, Brevick) 6:12 [guest: Anthony Brevick]
03: "Bollocks!" (Adjutant, Lusmore) 8:14 [guest: Antony Lusmore]
04: "Chad Kroeger is an Asshole" (Adjutant, Maddox) 0:30 [guest: Taylor Maddox]
05: "18 and Life." (Adjutant, Lewis, Bolan, Sabo) 6:16
06: "Macon, Georgia" (Adjutant, Maddox) 4:20 [guest: Taylor Maddox]
07: "Tarp-Covered Cherries" (Adjutant, Cactus) 3:13
08: "Thirst in Vogue" (Adjutant, Lehman) 6:56 [guest: Brandon Lehman]
09: "The Poles Are Closed" (Adjutant, Brevick) 3:18 [guest: Anthony Brevick]
10: "I Can Sing This Song Better Than Brian Johnson" (Adjutant, Young) 25:00
Bonus track: "I'm Such a Cool Guy" (Adjutant) 59:59

Bollocks! was great fun to record. I'd never properly met Cactus in full person; I hadn't even talked to him that much when he and Jakey were recording stuff for RTR. But yeah, he's a really cool guy and doesn't afraid of anything.


Jake Adjutant is an amazing person to work with, and I hope we can continue working together in the future.

The album is sub par, in my opinion.

Macon was a fun song to record. I look forward to working with him again in the near future. right after the next TMB record is finished

Why was I not informed about these appearances

... but... you were in the studio with your maraca hat ;-; We made jokes about women and Jews ;-;