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| Subject: What my contest entry would look like if I was able to enter, part THREE. Tue Feb 19, 2008 11:40 am | |
| If you haven't played the last game, you got abducted by aliens, after getting your bassist/wife back. Now you must escape the ship!
1: The Escape, Part 1. - The Holding Area. "18 and Life" by Skid Row "Mississippi Queen" by Mountain "Bulls on Parade" by Rage Against the Machine "Mother" by Danzig "Sabotage" by The Beastie Boys Encore Effect: The cell opens! Encore: "Heart-Shaped Box" by Nirvana
Well, you escaped the cell, but now you have to get out of the door right next to you. Because I'm trying to get eight tiers, you have to play a set to open it.
2: The Escape, Part 2. - Outside the Holding Area. "Killer Queen" by Queen "Lay Down" by Priestess "Cherry Pie" by Warrant "The Seeker" by The Who "Radar Love" by White Lion Encore Effect: The door opens. Encore: "Carry on Wayward Son" by Kansas
You two jump out the side of the ship, and into a conveniently placed bail of hay.
3: The Escape, Part 3. - The Farm. "Any Way You Want It" by Journey "Peace of Mind" by Boston "You Really Got Me" by Van Halen "Even Flow" by Pearl Jam "Because, It's Midnite" by Limozeen Encore Effect: OINK, OINK! Encore: "Ziggy Stardust" by David Bowie
The farm starts bruning down, and you hear a man shout "cum!".
... RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLSSSS!!!!
4: RUN TO THE HILLS! - The Path to the Hills. "Spanish Castle Magic" by Jimi Hendrix "Them Bones" by Alice in Chains "Rock and Roll Hoochie Koo" by Rick Derringer "Search and Destroy" by Iggy Pop and the Stooges "Sweet Child O' Mine" by Guns N' Roses Encore Effect: You find the hills! Encore: "Cities on Flame With Rock and Roll" by Blue Oyster Cult
The hills are filled with INDIANS. ;-; You decide to play for them, because they look sad.
5: Yeah, yeah, indians, yeah... - The Hills. "Rock You Like a Hurricane" by Scorpions "Dead!" by My Chemical Romance "All My Life" by Foo Fighters "Same Old Song and Dance" by Aerosmith "Monsters" by Matchbook Romance Encore Effect: One indian gets up and starts head-banging. Encore: "Crossroads" by Cream
One indian gives you his prized arrowhead. You attatch it to your guitar, and do battle with the white men!
6: WHITE MAN CAME! ACROSS THE SEA! - Indian Village. "Ballroom Blitz" by Krokus "Lonely is the Night" by Billy Squier "Slither" by Velvet Revolver "Round and Round" by Ratt "Crazy on You" by Heart Encore Effect: The white men die! Encore: "Wrathchild" by Iron Maiden
The king isn't pleased. He sends super mummy out to get you.
7: The Fight Against Super Mummy. - Just Outside the Indian Village. "Texas Flood" by Stevie Ray Vaughan "Stricken" by Disturbed "No-One Knows" by Queens of the Stoneage "The Metal" by Tenacious D "Knights of Cydonia" by Muse Encore Effect: super mummy FALLS. Encore: "Cult of Personality" by Living Colour
You killed super mummy, but in doing so, you'll die in a day. You organize a show for your final moments.
8: The Final Show. - Wembley Stadium. "Bark at the Moon" by Ozzy Osbourne "Hangar 18" by Megadeth "We Three Kings" by Steve Ouimette "Seventeen" by Winger "The Hellion" -> "Electric Eye" by Judas Priest Encore Effect: ... your wife dies. Final Encore: "Freebird" by Lynyrd Skynyrd
... you're dead. Yay.
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