What my contest entry would look like if I was able to enter.

You start as a young aspiring guitarist. You can play some simple stuff, and want to join a band! Yay!

You see a poster that says "GITERIST WONTID" on a telephone pole. You see this as an oporotunity!

When you get there, the male singer and female bassist are chewing out the male drummer for being so dumb. Then they see you and start playing!

1: The Audition. - 666 Winchester Street's Garage.
"We Are All on Drugs" by Weezer, 2005
"The Man Who Sold the World" by David Bowie, 1970
"We're Not Gonna Take It" by Twisted Sister, 1984
"Deuce" by KISS, 1973
"The Stroke" by Billy Squier, 1981
Encore Effect: dude! you have a crowd!
Encore: "Fat-Bottomed Girls" by Queen, 1978

They say, you're too good for us, and start bowing down to you. Then you say "Hey, maybe I'll be able to cover up your flaws!".

You four go to the food court for your first gig, after seeing a poster saying "BAND WANTED"!

2: A Lil' Slice O' Culture. - The Food Court.
"Sweet Home Alabama" by Lynyrd Skynyrd, 1974
"Jumpin' Jack Flash" by The Rolling Stones, 1968
"Given to Fly" by Pearl Jam, 1998
"Youth Gone Wild" by Skid Row, 1989
"Nite Mamas" by Limozeen, 2003
Encore Effect: Taco Bell gets their taco sauce in the seafood! OH NO!
Encore: "Mexican Seafood" by Nirvana, 1992

Everyone loved you, and you're offered a spot on a condom commercial! Sweet!

3: Condoms For Sale! - Condom Commercial Set.
"Times Like These" by Foo Fighters, 2002
"The Majesty of Rock" by Spinal Tap, 1992
"Pickin' Up the Pieces" by Quiet Riot, 1993
"Rock N' Roll Band" by Boston, 1976
"Double Vision" by Foreigner, 1978
Encore Effect: The drummer chokes to death on a condom!
Encore: "Child of Innocence" by Kansas, 1975

Well, now you need a new drummer! Oh, *bleep* it. You get a drum machine.

The condom people loved your set! They want you to publicise the grand opening of the Condome!

4: Comdome Blues. - The Condome.
"Love Me Two Times" by Aerosmith, 1990
"Wicked Garden" by Stone Temple Pilots, 1992
"Headfirst for Halos" by My Chemical Romance, 2002
"Let it Roll" by Velvet Revolver, 2007
"Still Raining, Still Dreaming" by The Jimi Hendrix Experience, 1968
Encore Effect: The mayor cuts the ribbon!
Encore: "Burnin' for You" by Blue Öyster Cult, 1981

Well, the Condome is a commercial success, thanks in part to you, and the manager gives you a condom-shaped guitar! Yay!

Then you're called to Conan O'Brein's show! Uh-oh!

5: Kickin' it Cool-Style. - Conan's Set.
"Kickstart My Heart" by Mötley Crüe, 1989
"Heart in a Cage" by The Strokes, 2006
"Dead Star" by Muse, 2002
"I Am the Night, Colour Me Black" by Priestess, 2006
"White Room" by Cream, 1968
Encore Effect: The stage lights get SHOT.
Encore: "Sabbath Bloody Sabbath" by Black Sabbath, 1973

Conan asks you why you sold out, and you reaslise that you DID. I mean, you're playing on a TALK SHOW. OMG!

You start recording an album to return to your roots!

6: Recording the Album. - Recording Studio.
"I Kill Children" by Dead Kennedys, 1980
"On Fire" by Van Halen, 1978
"Kick it Out" by Heart, 1977
"Pulse of the Maggots" by Slipknot, 2004
"Unskinny Bop" by Poison, 1990
Encore Effect: YOU'REALMOSTOUTOFSPACETORECORDON,BETTERGETANOTHERSONGOUTFAST.
Encore: "Burn" by Deep Purple, 1974

Well, your new album is a commercial success, and you're back to your non-sell-out-y ways! Yay!

You organise a tour to get you off and running again!

7: World Tourin'. - *Band Name* World Tour, '08.
"Crazy Train" by Ozzy Osbourne, 1986
"Unholy Confessions" by Avenged Sevenfold, 2003
"Whiplash" by Metallica, 1983
"Domination" by Pantera, 1990
"Master Exploder" by Tenacious D, 2006
Encore Effect: The crowd starts getting testy from too much metal. But you don't care!
Encore: "Charlotte the Harlot" by Iron Maiden, 1980

The condom people are begging you back. You decide to take out this problem at the source.

8: Condom Killin'. - The Secret Liar of the Condom People!
"Scuttle Buttin'" by Stevie Ray Vaughan and Double Trouble, 1984
"He-Man Woman Hater" by Extreme, 1990
"Rock N' Roll Children" by Dio, 1985
"Killing is My Business... and Business is Good!" by Megadeth, 1985
"Painkiller" by Judas Priest, 1990
Encore Effect: The leader is killed by all the metal you've played! You OWN the condom people! The rest of the condom people are almost dead from the metal! Time to play something a bit different!
Final Encore: "Coma" by Guns N' Roses, 1991

You conquered the condom people! You kill the singer while he's taking a piss, and you marry the bassist. Everything's fine until a defect in your condoms makes every woman in the world pregnant, and gives the men gonnerea. Everybody riots, and burns down the condom factory while the bassist is inside. You swear revenge on them, and get a black screen that says "TO BE CONTINUED".

LOL at the story. But use another talk show, I already used Jay Leno

And Scuttle Buttin' is too short, use another song, or use it as an intro... I'd give 8,9 out of ten because of the venue stealing and some song choices.

John Doe wrote:

LOL at the story. But use another talk show, I already used Jay Leno

And Scuttle Buttin' is too short, use another song, or use it as an intro... I'd give 8,9 out of ten because of the venue stealing and some song choices.

Misirlou was short, but it was also fun..

Scuttle Buttin' doesn't even have 2 minutes. And GH's Misirlou had at least 3

Still, Scuttle Buttin's guitar would be fun.

I never said it wasn't. That's why I told him to use as an intro

use the extended live version of scuttle buttin'. its 2 and a half minutes

conan o'brein