What my contest entry would look like if I was able to enter, part TWO.

Disclaimer wrote:

Um... before I begin, credit to Eifion for a lot of these songs/bands. Including Waterhole. ESPECIALLY Waterhole. ;-;

In case you didn't play the last game, SHAME ON YOU, you're a young guitarist who once owned a successful condom company. Your wife (bassist) was burned to death in a riot involving your condoms making women pregnant, and giving men gonnerea. You must get revenge on your wife's murderers by becoming president of the US, and then making a Presidential Order for the Armed Forces to kill every pregnant woman, and man with gonnerea.

The first thing you do to get votes is play a song called "Barack Obama Is Gonna Win" by UnoAcoustic. Yup, you murdered Barack Obama, and are wearing an awesome mask that looks just like him!

Then you decide to play at a club in a largely Republican state to get more of an edge against your opponent after assembling a rag-tag singer and drummer. Due to internal pain, you can't have a bassist, so you use the newly invented BASS MACHINE!

1: Republican Votes. - A Small Club in a Republican State.
"I Can't Drive 55" by Sammy Hagar, 1984
"Just What I Needed" by The Cars, 1978
"Bad to the Bone" by George Thorogood, 1982
"Here Comes Your Man" by Pixies, 1989
"Rebel Yell" by Billy Idol, 1983
Encore Effect: A party starts to begin.
Encore: "Jeepster" by T.Rex, 1971

They loved your preformance! Now you're gonna get more votes! *bleep* yeah!

But life is gettin' hard, and the Democrats pick HILARY instead of you! No! You must get them to change their minds! You devise a brilliant plan to get them to change their minds. A set.

2: Changin' Minds. - Democratic HQ.
"I Put a Spell on You" by Creedence Clearwater Revival, 1968
"Paralyzer" by Finger Eleven, 2007
"Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is" by JET, 2006
"Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor, 1982
"Runnin' Down a Dream" by Tom Petty, 1989
Encore Effect: Hilary has a HEART ATTACK.
Encore: "Once in a Million Years" by Blackmore's Night, 1337

Well, Hilary's in recovery, so you win by default. Yay!

Your next job is to make a speech... but all you're good at is rock!

3: Makin' a Speech. - US Presidential Press Conference.
"You Give Love a Bad Name" by Bon Jovi, 1986
"Dig Up Her Bones" by The Misfits, 1997
"Too Much, Too Young, Too Fast" by Airbourne, 2007
"Dogs of War" by Saxon, 1995
"Ring of Fire" by Johnny Cash, 1963
Encore Effect: You win. Instantly.
Encore: "A Lil' Ain't Enough" by David Lee Roth, 1991

Since you're so awesome, they made you presiden right way. You have all the pregnant women and men with gonnerea killed.

Now onto your next job: reviving your wife. You meet up with this scientist, and he offers to do it IF you can get him the neccassary ingredients. The first of which is eggs!

4: The First Item. - The Grocery Store.
"Individually Twisted" by Paul Gilbert, 2000
"The Takedown" by Yellowcard, 2007
"Cat-Scratch Fever" by Ted Nugent, 1977
"Icky Thump" by White Stripes, 2007
"Fly Me to the Moon" by Aki Yashiro, 2006
Encore Effect: You find the eggs!
Encore: "Jesus is Just Alright" by Doobie Brothers, 1972

You deliver the eggs to the scientist, and he tells you the next item is a plunger. Not an ordinary plunger, though. The Golden Plunger of the Island of Bondage.

5: The Second Item. - The Island of Bondage.
"Modern-Day Cowboy" by Tesla, 1986
"Money" by Pink Floyd, 1973
"Love Me Two Times" by The Doors, 1967
"Rocket O' Love" by The Knack, 1991
"Kiss of Death" by Dokken, 1987
Encore Effect: You find the plunger!
Encore: "Renegade" by Styx, 1978

You're almost done. The last item is... a condom. Not any ordinary condom. One of the condoms your company made. All of the remaining condoms by your company are in a landfill.

6: The Final Item. - The Landfill.
"Custard Pie" by Led Zeppelin, 1975
"Time Consumer" by Coheed and Cambria, 2002
"25 or 6 to 4" by Chicago, 1970
"Scarified" by Racer X, 1987
"Dreams I'll Never See" by Molly Hatchet, 1978
Encore Effect: You find the condoms!
Encore: "Sillyworld" by Stone Sour, 2006

The scientist needs conentrating music while using these items to revive your wife. You agree, without a question.

7: Concentratin' Music. - The Scientist's Liar.
"Angel" by Marty Friedman, 1992
"Perineum" by John 5, 2005
"Black Cat" by Cacophony, 1988
"Oh Well" by Fleetwood Mac, 1969
"Have a Drink on Me" by AC/DC, 1980
Encore Effect: The operation is a success!
Encore: "Shadow of Your Love" by Hollywood Rose, 1985

You're re-united with your wrongly killed wife, and she becomes first lady! You two decide to do a show, just the two of you, to celebrate!

8: Together Forever. - A Small Village.
"The Nervous Breakdown" by Brad Paisley, 1999
"Sleepwalk" by Brain Setzer Orchestra, 1998
"Waterhole" by The Outlaws, 1975
"Addicted to That Rush" by Mr. Big, 1989
"Perpetual Burn" by Jason Becker, 1988
Encore Effect: Aliens... wtf?
Final Encore: "Hotel California" by Eagles, 2008

You two get abducted by ALIENS. Too bad this is just a lack-luster sequel set-up!