Top three things never to do in a relationship.

#3:

Never listen to your head. If you're like me, it makes you say and do extremely stupid shit. And afterwards, you feel bad, or the girl gets creeped out.

#2:

Never listen to your gut. It causes you to do extremely stupid shit, which you begin to regret immediately afterwards.

#1:

Never listen to your "heart". You'll just get attached. Attachment is bad.

venting is cool

Let's play "Spot The Emo Post"!

Ooh! Let me guess! https://tehforum.forumotion.com/off-topic-f9/today-is-a-sad-day-indeed-t1828.htm

You got dumped, didn't you?

Ha. Ha. Ha.

Meh. I've come to terms with the fact that she has a lot of issues.

*cue LOLDENIAL*

Well, you saw the picture of her gagged on Facebook, Shredd

You have girlfrand wot.

*had

my list:
#3:

Never say you want to get in her/his pants. I know you know you want to, but just don't say it.

#2:

Never tell someone you want to break up with her/him. Especially NOT SOMEONE WHO TELLS PEOPLE THEIR BUSINESS! I did this and you know what happened? He told my girlfriend and she got mad and I had to explain this whole thing. NOT WORTH THE TROUBLE.

#1:

Never EVER date someone who has a history of crazily bipolar actions. Don't get into a relationship with a person who is willing to tell you what they'll do to you if you break up with them.(she straight up told me she would stick 13 knives in me with "surgical precision" so the 13th knife killed me. ouch.)

13 knives? That's pro.

What happened to the good ol' days when you (guys) got slapped felling bad or (girls) slapped the guy and ran off crying?