In order to make up for the awful things that were my GH3 list...

You start as one of Santa's elves. You're the only female one, because elves reproduce asexually. So, you feel left out and stuff, so you make a Jackson RR1 and play it all night and day, until word spreads around the workshop that Santa is holding a guitar competition! Yay! You round up a few of your elf friends, a bassist/singer and a drummer, and enter the competition.

1: Competin'. - Santa's Workshop.
"I Wanna Live" by Ramones
"Remedy" by Black Crowes
"Keep Fishin'" by Weezer
"Dig Up Her Bones" by Misfits
"Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is" by JET
Encore Effect: You're announced the winner! Yay! The crowd cheers for an encore!
Encore: "Jesus is Just Alright" by Doobie Brothers

For winning the competition, Santa sends you to Toronto to play for a bunch of sickly kids. Since there are a couple female vocalist songs, you take over on vocals for 'em.

2: Sickly Children are Cool. - Toronto Hospital.
"Go Home" by Joan Jett
"Dressed to Kill" by Lita Ford
"Trash Can Murders" by The Runaways
"Ring of Fire" by Johnny Cash
"Tarantula" by Smashing Pumpkins

oops Dave Grohl was there. He challenges you to a guitar battle for lulz.

Guitar Battle: "Guitar Battle Vs. Dave Grohl" by Dave Grohl
Encore Effect: The nurse comes in and gives the singer/bassist horse tranquilizers, leaving Dave to perform the encore with you.
Encore: "In Your Honour" by Foo Fighters

Dave's agent is there, and he throws you onto a boat, where you have to play for old people. Yay.

3: Cruisin'. - Ocean Liner.
"A Lil' Ain't Enough" by David Lee Roth
"Let it Roll" by Velvet Revolver
"I Am the Night, Colour Me Black" by Priestess
"Free Ride" by The Edgar Winter Group
"Merry-Go-Round" by Puddle of Mudd
Encore Effect: The backgammon sticks break, and they have to play bingo ;-;
Encore: "Think About You" by Guns N' Roses

The agent then throws you into a stadium filled with tons of people, in Atlantis. Cool.

4: Wtf. - The Lost City of Atlantis.
"Runnin' Down a Dream" by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
"Headfirst for Halos" by My Chemical Romance
"Way Cool Juniour" by Ratt
"Burnin' for You" by Blue Oyster Cult
"Life in the Fast Lane" by Eagles
Encore Effect: The city crumbles D:
Encore: "Bad Medicine" by Bon Jovi

Standing in a crumbled city, you get arrested. The police man offers to put you on parole if you play for the inmates.

5: Jailbird. - Italian Jail.
"Rainbow in the Dark" by Dio
"Milk Cow Blues" by Aerosmith
"Get Up" by Van Halen
"I Ain't the One" by Lynyrd Skynyrd
"Fallen Angel" by Poison

Mick Mars got arrested for D.W.I., and challenges you to a guitar battle! Yay!

Guitar Battle: "Guitar Battle Vs. Mick Mars" by Mick Mars
Encore Effect: The prison guard uses horse tranquilizers on the singer/bassist, so Mick Mars and Vince Neil take over.
Encore: "Wild Side" by Motley Crue

Your first stop on Parole is to play for the Pope! Yay!

6: Playin' for The Pope. - The Vahatacean.
"Uncle Tom's Cabin" by Warrant
"Red House" by Jimi Hendrix
"Here I Am" by Skid Row
"Let Go" by David Cook
"Brighton Rock" by Queen
Encore Effect: The Pope gives the drummer his hat! :O
Encore: "Dirty Women" by Black Sabbath

Next stop on your parole is the hallowed halls of the National Museum of Nazi Memorobelia in Germany! Yay!

7: Nazin'. - The National Museum of Nazi Memorobelia.
"Peanuts" by The Police
"Reelin' in the Years" by Steely Dan
"Stormy Monday" by Humble Pie
"Angel" by Marty Friedman
"Don't Treat Me Bad" by Firehouse
Encore Effect: A bunch of women swarm all over the bassist/singer, and offer their body to him.
Encore: "White Lace and Strange" by Nirvana

The next, and final, stop on your parole is the very place that spawned you. Yes, the depths of HELL >:D I kid, but srsly, you were spawned in Hell, but you're playing in a Subway station in England.

8: Have It Your Way! - English Subway Station.
"You Need Love" by Styx
"Psychosocial" by Slipknot
"Come Whatever May" by Stone Sour
"Texas Twister" by Little Feat
"Rocker" by AC/DC
Encore Effect: The subway arrives, and everybody leaves except one bum, who pisses on the bassist/singer's leg! :D
Encore: "Heartbreaker" by Led Zeppelin

The parole is finished, and you're free to gig wherever you want!

9: In Soviet Russia, gig plays YOU!! - Soviet Russia.
"Chosen Ones" by Megadeth
"Heavy Chains" by Loudness
"25 or 6 to 4" by Chicago
"Stained Class" by Judas Priest
"Kiss of Death" by Dokken

Jake E. Lee comes out from behind the iron curtain! Tee hee, I'm so clever.

Guitar Battle: "Guitar Battle Vs. Jake E. Lee" by Jake E. Lee
Encore Effect: Jake uses horse tranquilizers on the bassist/singer, and him and Ozzy take over.
Encore: "Lightning Strikes" by Ozzy Osbourne

After that debacle, Ozzy Osbourne kicks you out of the country, and feeds you to the lions.

10: Defendin' Yourself. - The Circus.
"Burn" by Deep Purple
"Run for Cover" by Quiet Riot
"G-Whiz" by Johnny Hiland
"Five Minutes Alone" by Pantera
"Hocus Pocus" by Focus
Encore Effect: The lions are slain by the yodelling! Yay!
Encore: "Sanctuary" by Iron Maiden

Santa calls you back to his workshop for another gig. You accept, and are trounced by fanatic elves. You play stuff to get 'em away.

11: Fangirls D: - Santa's Workshop.
"Call on Me" by Whitesnake
"Can't Stop the Night" by Bang Camaro
"Perpetual Burn" by Jason Becker
"Honey Man" by Brian Setzer Orchestra
"The Mystical Potato Head Groove Thing" by Joe Satriani

You approach Santa's desk, and he hurls you outside, into the snow. He then challenges you to a guitar battle, lest you upstage him.

Final Guitar Battle: "Guitar Battle Vs. Santa" by Timothy Lee
Encore Effect: Santa is slain, and and the band regroups for one last song.
Final Encore: "One More Night" by The Timothy Lee Band

EPILOGUE: The drummer takes up the bass, as well, playing both at once, as well as saxophone, the bassist/singer takes the guitar, and the guitarist becomes the full-time singer. That's right, the band is really...




And during the credits, you play "Rock Your Socks" by Tenacious D! Wooh!

ur cool

D.W.I.?

funny cool

yo yo i'd buy it yo

Shitburger My Name is Cow wrote:

yo yo i'd buy it yo

I'd buy it harder than you

Chiquito The Snowman wrote:

Shitburger My Name is Cow wrote:

yo yo i'd buy it yo

I'd buy it harder than you

wanna bet

OKAY, YOU PEOPLE. THERE'S A WHOLE NEW TIER/TIERING SETUP FOR YOU TO PICK APART. yay

WOO WAY COOL JR.

Nothing more, nothing less.

I made it not suck.

I'd imagine songs(Clasico) with multiple voices be really shitty on GH, no? How would that work?

It's just a guitar and bass game. It's GH4, not GHWT2.

I meant voices as in musical voices. Like bass and treble.

Good point. changin' time

i am throwing up all over my monitor

also runnin' down a dream in tier 4 and rainbow in the dark in tier 5 is SHAMEFUL
I SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF MYSELF



also in that last post i had no fucking clue what vivi was saying and i still don't