awards

Today in Teh Forum, we give useless awards to even more useless people! Yaaaaaaaay!

Most likely to rape a dog: Jake
Most likely to get a job in the NFL: Stevo
Most likely to become president of the USA: Jinzo
Most likely to run for president of the USA, but lose horribly: Svart
Most likely to sodomise a corpse: Jake
Most likely to go an hero: Stevo
Most likely to bring back Rockabilly: Jinzo
Most liekly to offend a Spaniard: Jake
Most likely to be a male model: Peewee
Most likely to get arrested: Toki
Most likely to never do anything with his life: Jake
Most likely to never get married: Stevo
Most likely to get a restraining order placed upon himself: Toki
Most likely to have crushed hopes and dreams: Svart
Most likely to die of water poisoning: 7
Most likely to keep current girlfriend for twenty years through guilt: Jake
Most likely to kill Blondie: Eifion
Most likely to own a cat: Svart
Most likely to name a girl "HENRY.": Jake
Most likely to destroy the Earth: Stairway
Most likely to drop out of high school: Toki
Most likely to enter a party and leave five seconds afterwards: Peewee
Most likely to be a priest: Svart
Most likely to only own one outfit: Jake
Most likely to drown in a vat of chocolate milk: 7
Most likely to get kicked out of his place of residence: Eifion
Most likely to move to Vermont because public nudity is legal: Jake
Most likely to vote for Nader: Colin
Most likely to complain about this list: Svart
Most likely to throw his own excretement as a joke: 7
Most likely to use big words to sound smart: Jake
Most likely to get a boner whilst looking at Oprah Winfrey: Toki

Dave the Firefighter wrote:

Today in Teh Forum, we give useless awards to even more useless people! Yaaaaaaaay!
Most likely to run for president of the USA, but lose horribly: Svart
Most likely to have crushed hopes and dreams: Svart
Most likely to be a priest: Svart
Most likely to complain about this list: Svart

It's funny cause it's true.
Except the priest thing. And it ain't cause I don't enjoy hanging out with children.

Most likely to bring back Rockabilly: Jinzo

Useless awards? I think not.

WHAT I WIN WHAT I WIN WHAT I-


Aww...

you cant nominate yourself for an award

But I made all the awards, and I AM the most likely to rape a dog, foo'

Dave the Firefighter wrote:

and I AM the most likely to rape a dog, foo'

Toki.

No, that's elk and cats.

i should be most likely to be arrested because of my criminal record

Dr. Jinzo wrote:

Dave the Firefighter wrote:

and I AM the most likely to rape a dog, foo'

Toki.

Most likely to rape a dog: Jake
Most likely to rape a dog up the anal: Toki