Forum chat quote awards.

and the winner of best chat quote of september is:

[18:33:59] @ Julie : THE OBLIGATORY HOT ASIAN CHICK.
[18:34:31] The Cow Jesus : ...
[18:34:33] The Cow Jesus : what
[18:37:15] The Cow Jesus : wtf
[18:38:43] The Cow Jesus : Fine
[18:38:55] The Cow Jesus : I guess I'll just have a conversation with my self
[18:38:57] The Cow Jesus : Hi
[18:39:00] The Cow Jesus : why hello
[18:39:04] The Cow Jesus : how are you
[18:39:06] The Cow Jesus : good
[18:39:10] The Cow Jesus : yourself?
[18:39:14] The Cow Jesus : i've been better
[18:39:23] The Cow Jesus : You're just an slumdog millionaire
[18:39:25] The Cow Jesus : what
[18:39:39] The Cow Jesus : you realize who you're talking to bitfch?
[18:39:41] @ Julie : ...
[18:39:43] The Cow Jesus : NO
[18:39:44] The Cow Jesus : OK
[18:39:47] The Cow Jesus : THEN
[18:39:48] The Cow Jesus : BRING IT
[18:39:58] The Cow Jesus : I'M GUNNA KICK THE crap OUTTA YOU
[18:40:05] The Cow Jesus : I LIKE PIE
[18:40:09] The Cow Jesus : WHAT KIND
[18:40:12] The Cow Jesus : PUMPKIN
[18:40:15] The Cow Jesus : YOU BITCH!!
[18:40:19] The Cow Jesus : I HATE PUMPKIN
[18:40:33] The Cow Jesus : *PULLS OUT GATLING GUN*
[18:40:41] The Cow Jesus : *PULLS OUT LIGHTSABER
[18:40:47] The Cow Jesus : *DIDTCHES GATLING GUN*
[18:40:52] The Cow Jesus : PULLS OUT LIGHTSABER*
[18:41:00] The Cow Jesus : *FIGHTS TO DEATH*
[18:41:08] The Cow Jesus : BRING IT ON SELF
[18:41:11] The Cow Jesus : YOU SUCK
[18:41:18] The Cow Jesus : YOU'RE A NOOB
[18:41:30] The Cow Jesus : YOU'RE LIGHTSABER SKILLS SUCK
[18:41:35] The Cow Jesus : SO DOES YOUR MOM
[18:41:45] The Cow Jesus : THAT MEANS YOURS DOES TOO
[18:41:47] The Cow Jesus : GRRRR
[18:41:56] The Cow Jesus : *CHOPS OFF HEAD*
[18:41:58] The Cow Jesus : Yay
[18:42:00] The Cow Jesus : I win
[18:42:02] The Cow Jesus : ...
[18:42:05] The Cow Jesus : and lose

congratulations, cow, for being funny

and the winner of best chat quote of october is:

[22:25:52] @ Svartikins : Stop being buddy buddy with Tony.
[22:25:56] @ Svartikins : Tony is... the enemy.
[22:26:47] @ Julie, Teh Pumpkin King. : Have we switched bodies or something?

congratulations, self, for being funny

and the winner of best chat quote of november is:

[21:35:25] grunger67 : yeah Stevo *bleep* off!!! no1 needs u
[21:35:36] Toki has joined the chat the Sun Nov 04, 2007 9:35 pm
[21:35:36] 7 : :sniff:
[21:35:37] grunger67 : tell me svart didin't see dat
[21:35:40] 7 : >.>
[21:35:42] 7 : <.<
[21:35:46] 7 : i smell azns
[21:35:48] hotsnakes : no but i did
[21:35:52] grunger67 : Toki, go home and *bleep* urself
[21:35:52] hotsnakes : you lose
[21:36:21] grunger67 : oops i 4got teh censors o well, no admins heer r there? MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

Later...

[21:41:53] @ Eifion! Shred! T.Rex! : Hey.
[21:41:55] @ Eifion! Shred! T.Rex! : Grunger.
[21:41:59] @ Eifion! Shred! T.Rex! : I saw that.
[21:42:00] grunger67 : "They can kick every douchebag off The Real World"
[21:42:04] @ Eifion! Shred! T.Rex! : You thought you'd won, but...
[21:42:04] hotsnakes : so how am i f'd?
[21:42:07] @ Eifion! Shred! T.Rex! : I got you.
[21:42:16] @ Eifion! Shred! T.Rex! : I. GOT. YOU, you son of a bitch.
[21:42:20] grunger67 has been banned by Eifion! Shred! T.Rex!

congratulations, eifion, for being funny

and the winner for the first half of december is:

[22:38:26] @ Br4ndon : who the *bleep* is plasmatic?
[22:38:37] @ Julie Clause : my new bff
[22:38:42] @ Julie Clause : sori eifion
[22:38:57] @ Blue Öyster Man : Um, I stopped liking you months ago >>
[22:39:14] @ Julie Clause :
[22:39:33] @ Julie Clause : Maybe because I'm more popular than you?
[22:39:44] @ Blue Öyster Man : Yup!
[22:39:49] @ Julie Clause : Because the forum was dead before I came back?
[22:39:54] Toki : i still love you julie
[22:40:06] @ Julie Clause : And because Toki still loves me?
[22:41:00] @ Julie Clause : And because I stole your car, and dumped it in the lake?
[22:41:32] @ Julie Clause : Different lake.
[22:41:55] @ Blue Öyster Man : But my stuff was in there
[22:42:28] @ Julie Clause : Oh, I sold that stuff on ebay for $10.
[22:42:45] @ Julie Clause : Which is, like, 7.5 pounds.
[22:44:03] @ Blue Öyster Man : ill fail my gcses
[22:44:08] @ Blue Öyster Man : ill have a crap job
[22:44:14] @ Blue Öyster Man : i wont be able to feed the family
[22:44:24] @ Julie Clause : I don't *censor* care!

congratulations, self and eifion, for being funny

and the winner for the second half of december is:

[17:22:51] @ Sieg Heil Blue Öyster Man : I might do Hook In Mouth with a T.Rex song, just to piss you off.
[17:24:44] Stevo : Hook It On (Bang a Mouth)

congratulations, stevo, for being funny

and the winner of best chat quote for january is:

[22:43:48] @ Jinzo : My aunty needs a cornea, can I take the Ban-fairy's?
[22:44:02] @ Sieg Heil Blue Öyster Man : *bleep*, no
[22:44:16] @ Jinzo : but....my aunty.
[22:44:24] @ Jinzo : she'll never see again.
[22:45:18] @ Sieg Heil Blue Öyster Man : oh dear!
[22:45:42] @ Jinzo : Tony, can my aunty have your cornea?
[22:46:14] Tony : wtf
[22:46:17] Tony : no
[22:46:22] Tony : wtf are you talking about lol
[22:47:18] @ Jinzo : Just, give it to me.
[22:47:28] @ Jinzo : This is serious business.
[22:47:34] @ Sieg Heil Blue Öyster Man : *Sedate*
[22:47:38] Tony : STFU w/ your weirdness
[22:47:57] Tony : is jump jive and wail or w/e the song of the year or something
[22:48:00] Tony : isnt t it supposed to change by now?
[22:48:10] @ Jinzo : have you atleast listened to it?
[22:48:22] Tony : No
[22:48:29] @ Jinzo : *takes cornea*
[22:48:35] @ Jinzo : That's your punishment.
[22:48:35] Tony : lol
[22:48:41] Tony : I wear glasses
[22:48:49] Tony : you dont want no part of my eyes
[22:48:53] Jaykums : You do?
[22:48:58] Tony : go take jakes or something
[22:49:01] Jaykums : I'm supposed to. >.>
[22:49:05] Tony : he has 20/20 as far as I know lol
[22:49:20] Jaykums : 20/40.
[22:49:33] Jaykums : My dad has 20/10. ;-;
[22:49:49] @ Jinzo : Fine, I'm taking everybody's corneas!
[22:49:55] @ Sieg Heil Blue Öyster Man : I stepped in a puddle...
[22:50:06] @ Sieg Heil Blue Öyster Man : What if I don't let you?
[22:50:41] @ Sieg Heil Blue Öyster Man : *Merrily skips away*
[22:50:59] @ Jinzo : noooo. you skip too fast.
[22:51:21] @ Sieg Heil Blue Öyster Man : Eat my dust, suckah!
[22:51:23] John Doe has joined the chat the Sat Jan 26, 2008 10:51 pm
[22:51:29] John Doe has been kicked by Sieg Heil Blue Öyster Man
[22:51:45] @ Jinzo : John ate it.
[22:51:58] @ Sieg Heil Blue Öyster Man : It was his own fault for being here.
[22:52:14] @ Jinzo : Now that he's suffocated on dust...
[22:52:20] @ Jinzo : *cut, cut*
[22:52:36] @ Sieg Heil Blue Öyster Man : lolemo
[22:52:37] @ Jinzo : I only needed one cornea.
[22:53:12] @ Sieg Heil Blue Öyster Man : oh dear!
[22:53:15] @ Jinzo : Here, Tony, have DAC's as compensation.
[22:53:35] @ Jinzo : Now, everyone's a winner!
[22:55:46] @ Sieg Heil Blue Öyster Man :

congratulations, eifion and jinzo, for being funny

and the winner for best chat quote of february is:

[18:28:13] @ Svartikins : "Hello, this is Zaxby Chambliss calling all Georgia Republicans..."
[18:28:25] @ Svartikins : Me: "But I'm a Communist." *click*

congratulations, svarto, for being funny

join us again next month when we nominate from march to june, and i'll forget about it for a few months

jake is a slaaaacker jake is a slaaacker

Key words: and i'll forget about it for a few months

join us again next month

And what do you have to say about THAT?

Next month is a term like tomorrow. One that can be put off.

NO U

Akey-jay Ulieman-jay wrote:

[22:44:03] @ Blue Öyster Man : ill fail my gcses
[22:44:08] @ Blue Öyster Man : ill have a shit job
[22:44:14] @ Blue Öyster Man : i wont be able to feed the family
[22:44:24] @ Julie Clause : I don't *censor* care!

"I don't *censor* care!" would have been funnier with a after it.

The Trick Daddy wrote:

Akey-jay Ulieman-jay wrote:

[22:44:03] @ Blue Öyster Man : ill fail my gcses
[22:44:08] @ Blue Öyster Man : ill have a shit job
[22:44:14] @ Blue Öyster Man : i wont be able to feed the family
[22:44:24] @ Julie Clause : I don't *censor* care!

"I don't *censor* care!" would have been funnier with a after it.

There was...

It just didn't copy into Word.