JANUARY:
1:
[17:52:14] @ Svartikins : Oh Jakey, does ToD have the Deadlocked control scheme?
[17:52:45] @ Julie Hanson : No.
[17:53:01] @ Julie Hanson : It has a new control scheme.
[17:53:03] @ Svartikins : The UYA control scheme?
[17:53:06] @ Svartikins : Oh?
[17:53:10] @ Julie Hanson : lern 2 read
[17:53:13] @ Svartikins : How does it work?
[17:53:46] @ Julie Hanson : You press buttons.
[17:53:56] @ Julie Hanson : And Ratchet does things.
[17:54:00] @ Julie Hanson : Duh.
[17:55:17] @ Julie Hanson : r2 makes him scratch his ass
[17:55:27] @ Julie Hanson : l2 makes him masturbate
[17:55:48] @ Julie Hanson : r1 makess him get his tail caught in the door
[17:56:02] @ Julie Hanson : l1 makes him smoke a ciggarette
[17:56:19] @ Julie Hanson : x makes him commit suicide
[17:56:35] @ Julie Hanson : [ ] makes him cut himself
[17:57:01] @ Julie Hanson : O makes him *bleep* clank
[17:57:28] @ Julie Hanson : / \ makes him eat paste
[17:57:49] @ Julie Hanson : select makes him look at porn
[17:58:01] @ Julie Hanson : start makes him smoke a joint
[17:58:36] @ Julie Hanson : ^ makes him read the sunday paper
[17:58:45] @ Julie Hanson : < makes him *bleep* your mom
[17:59:04] @ Julie Hanson : > makes him get out a megadeth record
[17:59:19] @ Julie Hanson : v makes him build a bong
[17:59:30] @ Julie Hanson : r3 makes him mget eaten by a grue
[18:00:14] @ Julie Hanson : l3 makes him *bleep* himself
[18:00:28] @ Julie Hanson : the sixaxis is dependant on the situation
[18:00:43] @ Julie Hanson : during the hot coffee minigame, it controls ratchet's penis
[18:01:05] @ Julie Hanson : while shaving, it controls ratchets arm
[18:01:22] @ Julie Hanson : don't mess up, or ratchet'll lose an eye
[18:01:47] @ Julie Hanson : while djing, it controls the record
[18:01:56] @ Julie Hanson : and thats it i think
2:
[23:57:50] @ Julie Hanson : zomg new paramore demo
[23:57:53] @ Cowmer : Hooray
[23:58:03] @ Cowmer : O.O
[23:58:05] Tony : REALLY?
[23:58:09] @ Cowmer : *CLICK*
[23:58:16] @ Cowmer : DAMN
[23:58:18] @ Cowmer : DAMN YOU
[23:58:19] Tony : asshole
[23:58:29] @ Julie Hanson :
[23:58:35] @ Svartikins : Hi five Jakey
[23:58:39] @ Julie Hanson : Okay, okay.
[23:58:44] @ Julie Hanson : *high five*
[23:58:46] Tony : How du u liek mai nu sig bff jilcow
[23:59:07] @ Julie Hanson : Here's the real one.
[23:59:09] @ Cowmer : I dunno
[23:59:27] Tony : didnt you just say you changed yours
[23:59:42] Tony : jake you suck
[23:59:52] @ Cowmer : yes
[23:59:54] @ Cowmer : yes i did
[00:00:00] Tony : :O
[00:00:03] @ Cowmer : And isn't yours the same O.o
[00:00:22] @ Julie Hanson : How the *bleep* do you keep falling for it?
[00:00:29] Tony : whats that green day thing
[00:00:32] @ Chris Hanson : i have thue best sig
[00:00:38] @ Cowmer : Even I didn't click that time
[00:00:39] Tony : um cause I <3 paramore
[00:00:41] @ Cowmer : it's Insomniac
[00:00:43] @ Cowmer : dur
[00:00:59] @ Julie Hanson : It's obvious it's a RickRoll.
[00:01:03] @ Chris Hanson : ♥
[00:01:06] @ Cowmer : HE'S A LUMBERJACK AND HE'S OK
[00:01:10] Tony : Im not a big green day person :O
[00:01:11] @ Julie Hanson : Because why the *bleep* would I search for Paramore?
[00:01:17] @ Cowmer : HE WORKS ALL NIGHT A ND HE SLEEPS ALL DAY
[00:01:23] Tony : cause maybe you turned straight on us
[00:01:25] @ Julie Hanson : I like GOOD music.
[00:01:42] Tony : no , you like shit and some nirvana on the side
[00:01:43] @ Julie Hanson : Not that radio shit you listen to.
[00:01:54] Tony :
[00:01:57] @ Cowmer : You like Jason Becker ... and... Jason Becker
[00:01:58] @ Chris Hanson : COME SAIL AWAY
[00:02:03] @ Chris Hanson : COME SAIL AWAY
[00:02:09] @ Julie Hanson : Never insult Rick Astley in front of me again.
[00:02:11] @ Chris Hanson : COME SAIL AWAY WITH MEEEEEEEEE
[00:02:18] @ Julie Hanson : NEVER.
[00:02:26] @ Cowmer : I listen to 50% radio shit
[00:02:41] @ Cowmer : HEY!
[00:02:45] @ Julie Hanson : I listen to 75% metal.
[00:02:46] Tony : I listen to about 10-20% radio played bands
[00:02:52] @ Julie Hanson : 25% rock, etc.
[00:02:59] @ Cowmer : MAN YOU TALKING BACK TO ME?
[00:03:00] Tony : Jake why dont you like extreme sorts of metal though
[00:03:03] @ Chris Hanson : come sail away is awesome
[00:03:03] @ Cowmer : HEY!
[00:03:11] @ Cowmer : MAN YOU DISRESPECTIN ME?
[00:03:15] Tony : you like regular metal D:
[00:03:20] @ Cowmer : (YOU GOTTA KEEP EM SEPERATED)
[00:03:21] @ Julie Hanson : new mcr song
[00:03:32] @ Cowmer : Not clicking
[00:03:34] @ Julie Hanson : o and btw i do like mdr
[00:03:37] @ Cowmer : I already heard it
[00:03:40] @ Julie Hanson : mcr, even
[00:03:42] Tony : I dont trust you to click it
[00:03:48] Tony : and its probably "Stay"
[00:03:52] @ Julie Hanson : No, seriously.
[00:03:52] @ Cowmer :
[00:03:52] Tony : and I already heard that
[00:03:54] @ Julie Hanson : I like MCR.
[00:03:59] Tony : is it Stay?
[00:04:05] @ Julie Hanson : No.
[00:04:15] @ Chris Hanson : hsfhs
[00:04:17] @ Julie Hanson : I can tuthfully say it's not Stay.
[00:04:19] @ Chris Hanson : I'M SAILING AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
[00:04:22] @ Cowmer : Their IS no new MCR song other than Stay
[00:04:24] @ Cowmer : fool
[00:04:32] @ Chris Hanson : I'VE SET A COURSE FOR THE VIRGIN SEEEEEEEEEEEEEA
[00:04:32] @ Julie Hanson : ooh, that rhymed.
[00:04:35] @ Cowmer : you only tricked me on Paramore
[00:04:35] Tony facepalms
[00:04:37] @ Julie Hanson : It's new.
[00:04:38] Tony : rick roll again
[00:04:40] @ Julie Hanson : Just out today.
[00:04:44] @ Julie Hanson :
[00:04:46] Tony : you suck balls
3:
[22:44:13] @ Julioni : Okay, I'm gonna give out the person of the eternity award out.
[22:44:22] @ Julioni : *tux*
[22:44:29] @ Julioni : *podium*
[22:44:35] @ Julioni : *hot chick*
[22:44:40] @ Julioni : *audience*
[22:44:56] @ Julioni : now we have the award for person of the eternity award
[22:45:03] @ Julioni : the nominees are:
[22:45:07] @ Julioni : eifion lewis
[22:45:14] @ Julioni : jason becker
[22:45:19] @ Julioni : will smith
[22:45:23] @ Julioni : and
[22:45:32] @ Julioni : ronnie james dio
[22:45:46] @ Eifioni : *crosses fingers*
[22:45:54] @ Julioni : please press the button for who you would like to vote for on your keypads now
[22:45:58] @ Lady Luin : None of the above
[22:46:11] Tokisaurus : Women aren't allowed to vote
[22:46:18] @ Julioni : *opens enlvelope*
[22:46:47] @ Julioni : and the winner is...
[22:46:58] @ Julioni : WE'LL REVEAL IT RIGHT AFTER THIS.
[22:47:09] Tokisaurus : I hate commercial breaks
[22:47:11] @ Julioni : eat at applebees!
[22:47:19] @ Eifioni : nuuu
[22:47:21] @ Julioni : WELCOME BACK!
[22:47:28] @ Julioni : the winner is
[22:47:31] @ Julioni : eifion!
[22:47:35] Tokisaurus : yay
[22:47:37] @ Julioni : come up and claim your prize
[22:48:11] @ Eifioni : *swoon*
[22:48:13] @ Julioni : don't be shy
[22:48:23] @ Julioni : here's your prize:
[22:48:28] @ Julioni :
[22:52:22] @ Eifioni : Thank you for presenting me with the Person of the Eternity award. Without awards, there would be no apparent motive to act Person of the Eternity-y.
4:
[22:58:39] @ Julieiscute : WHO WANTS TEA?
[22:59:37] @ Julieiscute : Do you want TEA?
[22:59:50] @ The Stevo Corpse : no
[23:00:14] @ Julieiscute : What kind of Englishman ARE you?
[23:00:51] @ Julieiscute : It's a sad day when only the fourteen-year-old American boy wants TEA.
[23:01:43] @ Guitarmaniac : i has a guitar/singing performance in an hour
[23:02:00] @ Julieiscute : let me hear you SING
[23:02:07] @ Julieiscute : *gets out TEA set*
[23:02:17] @ Guitarmaniac : LA LAAAAAAAAA
[23:02:20] @ Guitarmaniac : *crash*
[23:02:23] @ Guitarmaniac : *shatter*
[23:02:37] @ Julieiscute : oh, great!
[23:02:48] @ Julieiscute : you're going to HOLLYWOOD!
[23:03:00] @ Guitarmaniac : yes!
[23:03:10] @ Guitarmaniac : i have been dreaming of this day for years!
[23:03:14] @ Julieiscute : *ticket*
[23:03:17] The Stevo Corpse is Disconnected on Wed Jan 23, 2008 11:03 pm
[23:03:22] @ Julieiscute : Do you want some TEA?
[23:03:30] @ Guitarmaniac : thanks simon
[23:03:35] @ Guitarmaniac : of course i do
[23:03:53] @ Julieiscute : *sip*
[23:03:57] @ Julieiscute : *give*
[23:04:13] @ Julieiscute : not from the same CUP, of course
[23:04:25] @ Guitarmaniac : oh thank heavens.
[23:06:29] @ Julieiscute : make sure not to SPILL it
[23:06:39] @ Julieiscute : this is a new CARPET
[23:06:44] @ Guitarmaniac : OK
[23:06:52] @ Julieiscute : hey, you wouldn't mind going on a QUEST, would you?
[23:07:10] @ Julieiscute : paula is very sick in the head
[23:07:25] @ Julieiscute : i need YOU to take HER to the MENTAL HOSPITAL
[23:07:38] @ Julieiscute : here're the keys to my CAR
[23:07:43] @ Julieiscute : *give*
[23:07:44] @ Guitarmaniac : .........Sure.
[23:07:55] @ Guitarmaniac : MUAHAHAHAHA I STOLE YOUR CAR
[23:08:12] @ Julieiscute : please don't
[23:08:24] @ Guitarmaniac : ok fine'=
[23:08:25] @ Julieiscute : i guess i'll have to wait for another brave young hero
[23:08:36] @ Julieiscute : that i can give all this GOLD to
[23:08:44] @ Guitarmaniac : k fine
[23:09:11] @ Guitarmaniac : the doctor says paula will die in seven days.
[23:09:20] @ Guitarmaniac : SEVEN DAYS
[23:09:26] @ Julieiscute : yay!
[23:09:50] Guitarmaniac is taken aback
[23:09:51] @ Julieiscute : now give me back my KEYS
[23:09:56] @ Guitarmaniac : *give*
[23:09:59] @ Guitarmaniac : i have to do
[23:10:01] @ Guitarmaniac : go*
[23:10:12] @ Julieiscute : have this GOLD
[23:10:12] @ Guitarmaniac : farewell, o wise one!
[23:10:16] @ Julieiscute : *give*
[23:10:17] @ Guitarmaniac : why thank you.
[23:10:37] @ Guitarmaniac : but i must go
[23:10:41] @ Guitarmaniac : farewell.
[23:10:43] Guitarmaniac is Disconnected on Wed Jan 23, 2008 11:10 pm
5:
[22:43:48] @ Jinzo : My aunty needs a cornea, can I take the Ban-fairy's?
[22:44:02] @ Sieg Heil Blue Öyster Man : *bleep*, no
[22:44:16] @ Jinzo : but....my aunty.
[22:44:24] @ Jinzo : she'll never see again.
[22:45:18] @ Sieg Heil Blue Öyster Man : oh dear!
[22:45:42] @ Jinzo : Tony, can my aunty have your cornea?
[22:46:14] Tony : wtf
[22:46:17] Tony : no
[22:46:22] Tony : wtf are you talking about lol
[22:47:18] @ Jinzo : Just, give it to me.
[22:47:28] @ Jinzo : This is serious business.
[22:47:34] @ Sieg Heil Blue Öyster Man : *Sedate*
[22:47:38] Tony : STFU w/ your weirdness
[22:47:57] Tony : is jump jive and wail or w/e the song of the year or something
[22:48:00] Tony : isnt t it supposed to change by now?
[22:48:10] @ Jinzo : have you atleast listened to it?
[22:48:22] Tony : No
[22:48:29] @ Jinzo : *takes cornea*
[22:48:35] @ Jinzo : That's your punishment.
[22:48:35] Tony : lol
[22:48:41] Tony : I wear glasses
[22:48:49] Tony : you dont want no part of my eyes
[22:48:53] Jaykums : You do?
[22:48:58] Tony : go take jakes or something
[22:49:01] Jaykums : I'm supposed to. >.>
[22:49:05] Tony : he has 20/20 as far as I know lol
[22:49:20] Jaykums : 20/40.
[22:49:33] Jaykums : My dad has 20/10. ;-;
[22:49:49] @ Jinzo : Fine, I'm taking everybody's corneas!
[22:49:55] @ Sieg Heil Blue Öyster Man : I stepped in a puddle...
[22:50:06] @ Sieg Heil Blue Öyster Man : What if I don't let you?
[22:50:41] @ Sieg Heil Blue Öyster Man : *Merrily skips away*
[22:50:59] @ Jinzo : noooo. you skip too fast.
[22:51:21] @ Sieg Heil Blue Öyster Man : Eat my dust, suckah!
[22:51:23] John Doe has joined the chat the Sat Jan 26, 2008 10:51 pm
[22:51:29] John Doe has been kicked by Sieg Heil Blue Öyster Man
[22:51:45] @ Jinzo : John ate it.
[22:51:58] @ Sieg Heil Blue Öyster Man : It was his own fault for being here.
[22:52:14] @ Jinzo : Now that he's suffocated on dust...
[22:52:20] @ Jinzo : *cut, cut*
[22:52:36] @ Sieg Heil Blue Öyster Man : lolemo
[22:52:37] @ Jinzo : I only needed one cornea.
[22:53:12] @ Sieg Heil Blue Öyster Man : oh dear!
[22:53:15] @ Jinzo : Here, Tony, have DAC's as compensation.
[22:53:35] @ Jinzo : Now, everyone's a winner!
[22:55:46] @ Sieg Heil Blue Öyster Man :