The Mummy Tales Season Two (the original versions)

PART ONE:

[14:46:25] @ Julieisamockingbird : mummy!
[14:46:44] @ Julieisamockingbird : why are you lying in the middle of the floor?
[14:46:58] @ Julieisamockingbird : ... there's not red stuff this time!
[14:47:04] @ Julieisamockingbird : that's good!
[14:47:15] @ Julieisamockingbird : ...
[14:47:20] @ Julieisamockingbird : so...
[14:47:31] @ Julieisamockingbird : is it my birthday?
[14:47:46] @ Julieisamockingbird : because you always seem to do something like this on my birthday!
[14:47:52] @ Julieisamockingbird : ...
[14:48:04] @ Julieisamockingbird : oh, hi daddy
[14:48:16] @ Julieisamockingbird : ... she's dead?
[14:48:21] @ Julieisamockingbird : but there's no red stuff
[14:48:32] @ Julieisamockingbird : ...
[14:48:51] @ Julieisamockingbird : what do you mean, aids?
[14:49:01] @ Julieisamockingbird : ... i have it, too?
[14:49:07] @ Julieisamockingbird : does that mean you have it?
[14:49:14] @ Julieisamockingbird : ... aw, man
[14:49:23] @ Julieisamockingbird : i was hoping we could be a happy family
[14:49:31] @ Julieisamockingbird : well, time to join mummy
[14:49:41] @ Julieisamockingbird : *jumps into a fire*
[14:49:48] @ Julieisamockingbird : *dead*
[14:49:51] @ Julieisamockingbird : the end

PART TWO:

[19:02:00] @ Dave the Firefighter : nuuuu!
[19:02:02] @ Dave the Firefighter : mummy!
[19:02:04] @ Dave the Firefighter : mummy!
[19:02:08] @ Dave the Firefighter : speak to me, mummy!
[19:02:13] @ Dave the Firefighter : i should dial 911!
[19:02:20] @ Dave the Firefighter : *dial*
[19:02:38] @ Dave the Firefighter : how do i weren't found mummy dead with a spatula in her back
[19:02:53] @ Dave the Firefighter : how do i shouldn't dialed 911
[19:03:15] @ Dave the Firefighter : nuuuuu not even hospitaliers can help!
[19:03:25] @ Dave the Firefighter : oh, mummy
[19:03:29] @ Dave the Firefighter : hey, scraps
[19:03:35] @ Dave the Firefighter : WUTS UP DAWG
[19:03:42] @ Dave the Firefighter : hey, that's mine!
[19:03:44] @ Dave the Firefighter : ow!
[19:03:47] @ Dave the Firefighter : that hurts!
[19:03:55] @ Dave the Firefighter : ow!
[19:03:57] @ Dave the Firefighter : *ded*
[19:03:59] @ Dave the Firefighter : THE END

I dont get it >_>

Tony wrote:

I don't get it >_>

you arent supposed to.

I FINALLY DID A SECOND ONE

YAY JAKE.


And yay me being the only one in the chatbox when he posted it.

yay for nostalgic Tony

i lol'd

You're supposed to. Its funny.