Jakeyman this guy
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| Subject: The Mummy Tales Season One (the original versions!) Fri Feb 01, 2008 1:58 pm | |
| PART 1:
[21:59:35] @ Jakeycakes : mummy, where's dadyy? [22:00:54] @ Jakeycakes : mummy, what's for breakfast? i'm staved. [22:01:38] @ Jakeycakes : mummy? [22:01:48] @ Jakeycakes : MUMMY! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! [22:02:10] @ Jakeycakes : MUMMY!! [22:02:27] @ Jakeycakes : WHY, GOD! WHY!! [22:02:48] @ Jakeycakes : MUMMY!! [22:03:16] @ Jakeycakes : first daddy, now mummy! [22:03:26] @ Jakeycakes : WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME! [22:04:08] @ Jakeycakes : mummy! [22:04:14] @ Jakeycakes : mummy! [22:04:20] @ Jakeycakes : speak to me mummy! [22:05:01] @ Jakeycakes : why'd you squirt strawberry syrup all over yourself, mummy? [22:05:07] @ Jakeycakes : MUMMY! [22:06:17] @ Jakeycakes : MUMMY! [22:06:33] @ Jakeycakes : *Tries to grab the phone, but is too short* [22:07:30] @ Jakeycakes : mummy. [22:08:12] @ Jakeycakes : daddy! you're home! [22:08:29] @ Jakeycakes : mummy's sleeping covered in strawberry syrup. [22:08:47] @ Jakeycakes : ...dead? [22:08:54] @ Jakeycakes : what's that mean? [22:09:06] @ Jakeycakes : mummy! no!! [22:10:02] @ Jakeycakes : mummy... [22:11:59] @ Jakeycakes : mummy... [22:12:22] @ Jakeycakes : well, at least you're here, daddy! [22:12:44] @ Jakeycakes : what do you mean, leaving forever? [22:13:44] @ Jakeycakes : but... first daddy, then mummy, now daddy! [22:14:21] @ Jakeycakes : mummy... [22:14:27] @ Jakeycakes : daddy... [22:15:11] @ Jakeycakes : mummy... daddy... why? [22:15:51] @ Jakeycakes : ...foster care? [22:16:03] @ Jakeycakes : why can't i stay with nana and grampa? [22:16:55] @ Jakeycakes : they're dead, too? [22:17:04] @ Jakeycakes : i wish i was dead... [22:17:32] @ Jakeycakes : daddy, why are you walking towards me with that knife? [22:17:38] @ Jakeycakes : ARGH!! [22:17:45] @ Jakeycakes : *Dies* [22:17:48] @ Jakeycakes : THE END.
PART 2:
[22:35:39] @ Jakeycakes : step-mummy! step-mummy! [22:35:47] @ Jakeycakes : why are you covered in... [22:35:50] @ Jakeycakes : ... [22:35:52] @ Jakeycakes : ... [22:36:02] @ Jakeycakes : ...red... stuff... [22:36:05] @ Jakeycakes : ...? [22:36:34] @ Jakeycakes : and why are you sleeping in the middle of the floor with a knife in your head? [22:36:47] @ Jakeycakes : step-daddy! step-daddy! [22:36:53] @ Jakeycakes : look at step-mummy! [22:37:17] @ Jakeycakes : she's sleeping covered in red stuff with a knife in her head! [22:37:30] @ Jakeycakes : in the middle of the floor! [22:37:44] @ Jakeycakes : scraps! stop licking step-mummy! [22:37:57] @ Jakeycakes : ...dead? [22:38:11] @ Jakeycakes : why does this always happen to me? [22:38:16] @ Jakeycakes : why?!?! [22:38:25] @ Jakeycakes : step-daddy? [22:38:31] @ Jakeycakes : what do you mean... [22:38:39] @ Jakeycakes : ...cancer? [22:38:49] @ Jakeycakes : wait, why are you... [22:39:00] @ Jakeycakes : why are you squirming on the floor? [22:39:09] @ Jakeycakes : is it a new dance? [22:39:15] @ Jakeycakes : a birthday dance? [22:39:24] @ Jakeycakes : 'cuz it's my birthday. [22:39:46] @ Jakeycakes : wait, step-daddy! [22:39:56] @ Jakeycakes : watch out for the knife! [22:40:08] @ Jakeycakes : why, step-daddy? [22:40:18] @ Jakeycakes : scraps... stop licking step-mummy! [22:40:49] @ Jakeycakes : ARGH!! SCRAPS!! THAT'S MY CROTCH! [22:40:58] @ Jakeycakes : *Bleeds out* [22:41:02] @ Jakeycakes : THE END.
PART 3:
[13:19:25] @ Jakeycakes : new step-mummy! [13:19:31] @ Jakeycakes : New step-mummy! [13:19:43] @ Jakeycakes : why are you just lying there covered in... [13:19:45] @ Jakeycakes : ... [13:19:48] @ Jakeycakes : ... [13:19:50] @ Jakeycakes : ... [13:19:53] @ Jakeycakes : ... [13:19:55] @ Jakeycakes : ... [13:19:58] @ Jakeycakes : ... [13:20:06] @ Jakeycakes : strawberry syrup? [13:20:26] @ Jakeycakes : and how come there's a sausage roll coming out of your chest? [13:20:36] @ Jakeycakes : new step-daddy! [13:20:41] @ Jakeycakes : new step-daddy! [13:20:52] @ Jakeycakes : new step-mummy's sleeping! [13:21:04] @ Jakeycakes : ...dead? [13:21:10] @ Jakeycakes : again? [13:21:19] @ Jakeycakes : why does this keep happening to me?!?! [13:21:27] @ Jakeycakes : new step-daddy... [13:21:30] @ Jakeycakes : SCRAPS! [13:21:41] @ Jakeycakes : get away from new step-mummy! [13:21:52] @ Jakeycakes : new step-daddy! [13:21:54] @ Jakeycakes : no! [13:22:07] @ Jakeycakes : why'd you hit scraps with that knife? [13:22:15] @ Jakeycakes : ...dead? [13:22:28] @ Jakeycakes : new step-daddy? [13:22:41] @ Jakeycakes : why are you hitting yourself with that knife? [13:22:46] @ Jakeycakes : doesn't that hurt? [13:23:04] @ Jakeycakes : ...wake up! [13:23:24] @ Jakeycakes : ooh, maybe he does it because it feels good... [13:23:30] @ Jakeycakes : *Stabs self* [13:23:32] @ Jakeycakes : *Dies* [13:23:40] @ Jakeycakes : THE END.
PART 4:
[21:00:37] @ Jakeycakes : mummy! [21:00:48] @ Jakeycakes : um, i mean, orphanage mummy! [21:01:01] @ Jakeycakes : why are you lying on the floor like that? [21:01:05] @ Jakeycakes : naked... [21:01:11] @ Jakeycakes : and... [21:01:16] @ Jakeycakes : covered in... [21:01:19] @ Jakeycakes : ... [21:01:25] @ Jakeycakes : strawberry syrup? [21:01:44] @ Jakeycakes : with... [21:01:55] @ Jakeycakes : sausage coming out of your stomach? [21:01:59] @ Jakeycakes : and... [21:02:13] @ Jakeycakes : a knife... [21:02:18] @ Jakeycakes : in your butt? [21:02:28] @ Jakeycakes : TALK TO ME, NUB! [21:02:35] @ Jakeycakes : wait... [21:02:43] @ Jakeycakes : oh, no... [21:02:50] @ Jakeycakes : she left the oven on! [21:02:59] @ Jakeycakes : dont worry orphanage mummy! [21:03:07] @ Jakeycakes : ill fix it! [21:03:20] @ Jakeycakes : just gotta climb this box and get on the stove... [21:03:27] @ Jakeycakes : and... [21:03:31] @ Jakeycakes : ARGH!!! [21:03:36] @ Jakeycakes : IT BURNS!! [21:03:41] @ Jakeycakes : *Burns to death* [21:03:45] @ Jakeycakes : THE END.
PART 5:
[23:24:29] @ Jakeycakes : auntie mummy! [23:24:34] @ Jakeycakes : auntie mummy! [23:24:46] @ Jakeycakes : why are you lying on the floor? [23:25:05] @ Jakeycakes : and why'd you spell cherry kool-aid all over yourself? [23:25:15] @ Jakeycakes : you made it too strong! [23:25:28] @ Jakeycakes : when it's that strong it hurts my tongue. [23:25:41] @ Jakeycakes : and why is there milk in your crotch? [23:25:54] @ Jakeycakes : and why are there peas in your crotch? [23:26:14] @ Jakeycakes : in the milk, i mean? [23:26:26] @ Jakeycakes : you know peas give me indogestion! [23:26:36] @ Jakeycakes : oh, you need cpr! [23:26:45] @ Jakeycakes : don't worry! [23:26:51] @ Jakeycakes : i saw this on tv! [23:27:05] @ Jakeycakes : but i should wash my hands first! [23:27:22] @ Jakeycakes : *Climbs onto sink* [23:27:30] @ Jakeycakes : *Turns on hot water* [23:27:39] @ Jakeycakes : *Boils alive* [23:27:54] @ Jakeycakes : *Dies* [23:27:57] @ Jakeycakes : THE END.
PART 6:
[16:40:36] @ Jakeycakes : foster mummy! [16:40:41] @ Jakeycakes : foster mummy! [16:40:50] @ Jakeycakes : why are you on the floor? [16:41:02] @ Jakeycakes : and why are you covered in ketchup? [16:41:11] @ Jakeycakes : have you been dieting? [16:41:19] @ Jakeycakes : oh, nice kitty! [16:41:27] @ Jakeycakes : i just want to pet you! [16:41:32] @ Jakeycakes : ARGH! [16:41:39] @ Jakeycakes : THOSE ARE MY EYES! [16:41:44] @ Jakeycakes : ARGH! [16:41:51] @ Jakeycakes : *Runs into the wall* [16:42:02] @ Jakeycakes : *Knife falls on head* [16:42:06] @ Jakeycakes : *Dies* [16:42:09] @ Jakeycakes : THE END.
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Me! Class: Merchant Weapon: Creepy Voice Mount: Camel
| Subject: Re: The Mummy Tales Season One (the original versions!) Fri Feb 01, 2008 4:19 pm | |
| You're amazing stories combined with Gear's skills on paint would make some nice cartoons. | |
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