Teh Roleplay #1: Modern-Day Foibles.

... Jinzo is 6*, idiot. -_-

Yes. ;-;

SUDDENLY! FROM THE SKY!

"SOMEONE HELP US! A METEOR IS HEADING STRAIGHT FOR THIS TOWN!"

The entire western hemisphere will be destroyed if something isn't done!

... which one is west?

It's impossible to tell on a sphere.

THE ONE WE'RE ON.

Oh, okay.

Jake moves to England.

But what about all the innocent people? You have to save us with your blowdarts!

Um...no.

*Gets on Jake's Flight, First Class*

I'm the pilot.

I'm a Terrorist!

giv mi all ur moneyz and ur plane, or ill shute.

But you have a squirt gun.

But it's filled with battery acid. Sorry.

*Squirt*

I'm wearing goggles, though.

Fine! Then I guess I'm forced to use my new "Plant Control" power and impale you with a cactus!

I counter with Shamrock!

Ha, you're DRUNK!

NOOOO!

I got the Red Circle!!!! NOOOO!!!

Fine, take my power. But this isn't the end of JINZO!!!

... oh, well.

Jake crashes the plane into the Eifiel Tower for no apparent reason.

"Bon ju mon sieur"

colin, who moved to france for some reason, realizes this is just like american werewolf in paris and kills himself, which he cant do because he's immortal.

"CURSE YOU, STEVO AND YOUR ORCHESTRA OF WOLVES!!!!!!"

Heh, "mates".

Being that Jinzo took his camo Parachute and jumped outta the plane 10 minutes before it crashed, he landed on the coast of Normandy.
With his new found plant controlling powers, he creates a forest of massive trees, and forms them into a fortress. He then whittles some nice darts, in the fashion of the Amazons.

"Hmm, maybe I shouldn't have tried to hijack the plane...."

Jinzo reflects on the past, regretting every part of it. He only hopes that Jake can forgive him.

...But incase he doesn't, he starts growing some poisonous plants to coat his darts.

Oh, I got over that centuries ago.

Really? AWESOME!

Wanna come live with me in my Tree Fortress? It's pretty awesome.

... yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!