Teh Roleplay #1: Modern-Day Foibles.

"I better sort this out............"

Stevo jumps off from his Orchestra of Wolves and watches the chaos in the pub, so he sends his Orchestra of Wolves and attacks everyone

"DAMN, BITCH!"

Sweet Daddy D finishes up lovin' with his hoe and drives the pimp wagon (escalade) to his favorite bar where he sees that pandemonium is breaking out.

"JAYZUS! WHATCHU FOOLS DOIN?"

Sweet Daddy D smacks his pimp cane to the floor, making a loud noise. He hopes to stop the chaos and see if he can advertise his hoe while he's at it.

Jinzo, who had chased the kidnapper nearly a kilometer from the bar, was tired. So tired infact, he couldn't carry Eifion back to the warm bar. He carried Eifion to a nearby tree, and wrapped him in his divine camo cloak, and tied up the kidnapper in a rope and left him out sleeping in the ever-increasing snow.

"That should do it."

Jinzo grabs a handful of the snow strewn across the ground, and thrusts it deep into his thirsty jowls. After 5 of these aforementioned actions, he jumps hastily back to bar so to maybe catch a Rick Astley encore. When he notices an escalade with the liscense plate "Pimpmobile" and a machine gun outfitted Helicopter and hears heavily distorted guitar and orchestrally howling wolves, he freezes and reaches for 10 of his heaviest dosed darts.

"I have a bad feeling about this."

The chaos inside was worse then he could have ever imagined.

Colin had started the crowd in a rousing camp song, and all the drunks got mad and started beating each other up, so Colin pulled out his expensive Colt .45 and shot a round into the air. This ticked the drunks off even more, so Colin had to fend off the rabid drunks by killing every last drunk except for the ones who weren't trying to kill him.

"Well, this will look bad on my resume..."

Hum, that Colt should be realy expoensive, and I really need some money... maybe if I could steal it...

Eric goes behind Colin and hits him on the head with a bottle

I think he will be out for some time...

Eric grabs the Colt and get out of the bar

"DAMN! You people be all crazy up in here! I'mma shut ya'll up!"
Sweet Daddy D and his BAMF self get in the escalade and start to mow down the crowd.
"SHIT! THIS ESCALADE BE BALLIN'!"

Jinzo, still outside the bar, hears multiple gun fires. He then witnesses a strangely dressed person run out to the "Pimpmobile" with a very scantily clad woman and drive into the bar. Tired from the action that has already occured, the adrenaline pumping in Jinzo's veins are at dangerously high levels. He looks at his watch which reads 3:26.

"The night is still young."

He pulls out a heavy dart, weighed down with limestone for maximum pain, and nails the only guy with a gun in the place, knocking him unconcious in a nonfatal way. However, he didn't really look like a sniper, more like a special agent...

Jinzo trips on the corpse of a bar attendee, which alerts him to the amount of dead bodies all over the ground. He decides to pull out tranquilizer darts instead of venom darts, and nails the Escalade driver, along with some other rioting bar attendees. Within 3 minutes, the Bar has become silent but the sounds of acoustic guitars from the front stage.

"All in a nights work."

Jinzo's watch reads 5:51. He decides to head home and rest.

Eric starts waking up

Shit, that guy hit me bad... it's already 10:03...

"Ugh...what time is it...."

Jinzo opens his eyes to find that he was so tired, he passed out in the middle of City Park. What's worse is that he had been sleeping for 2 days (which he discovered from looking at his watch with the date on it), and it hadn't stopped snowing, so there was about a foot of snow on top of him. He then shudders from the cold, remember now that he had lent his cloak to that Elvis impersonator. He looks at his skin, blue from the cold, and starts "swimming" through the snow to get on top. He finally breaks to the surface, and the bright sunlight burns his eyeballs to the point of tears.

"This is terrible. And that singing is awful!"

His attention moves to the carolers in the park pavilion, who couldn't carry a tune to save their lives. Frustrated from the intense cold and his body's aches all over, he prepares to sleep dart the front soprano singer, but he curls in pain when he takes his deep breath.

"I think I need to go to a hospital."

Comes out of corner, and pulls out lightsaber

"Watch your back Jinzo".

That guy seems sick... shit, the guy with the light saber will attack him!

Grabs a rock and throws at him

Run sick guy, run!

Ummm This looks interesting............

Stevo rides on his Orchestra of Wolves but suddenly one of them sniffs at DAC and bites him badly

"Run, sick guy, Run!" says the secret agent Jinzo had knocked out at the bar.

Jinzo, struggling to find energy, grabbed a handful of snow and put it into his mouth to melt, and maybe give him more energy, as he starts running, now seeing that a Jedi, who thought were good guys, was being attacked by the special agent. Jinzo thought he should help out the nice special agent, but figured he had been trained on how to deal with Jedi.

"Faster, Jinzo, Faster...."

As the blood starts pumping in his veins, he slowly picks up speed, until he's out of the park, and striding so fast he's not even leaving tracks in the snow. The color returns to his skin, and he starts feeling like his normal self. The only signs he leaves that he had been there was the few times he reached down and clutched some snow to drink.

"I'm Home!"

He finally reached his house. He started making himself some hot chocolate, whilst going to him room and restocking his darts and grabbing another cloak, but he pulled out his white one, one he rarely uses outside of the winter season. He put the hot chocolate into a handy travel cup and sprints back to the park.

"I sure hope the special agent is OK."

Jake sighed.

There's just not much call for Rick Astley impersonators anymore...

"Since when was there EVER call?"

... master?

"Yes, Jake. I want you to come back and complete your training, as my student."

... I'll do it! I'll go back to being a student at MUMMY UNIVERSITY!

Sweet Daddy D wakes up in his apartment, and his hoe comes up to explain that she drove him home after he was PWND. He thanks her with a firm slap on the buttocks.
"DAMN, BITCH! YO ASS BE BANGIN!"
He decides to get back in the Escalade, where he sees a guy shoveling snow into his mouth, and SDD (Sweet Daddy D) realizes that this in fact is the man who darted him.
"OHHHH SNAP."
SDD puts the Escalade in 4WD and it begins barreling towards the house.

At MUMMY UNIVERSITY, Jake was killing DRAGONS. ON HIS UNICORN.

lol yeah i'm winnin' stupid fuckin' dragons, getting all in my grill 'n' shit!

"Jake, stop trying to be "gangster"."

... yesum.

Taking a sip of hot chocolate as he opens his front door, Jinzo notices that fiesty Pimp barrelling at him in his "Pimpmobile". Jinzo, throws a bomb on the car (an item he ordered a month ago and just got in the mail), which then blew the vehicle sky high. when it lands on the ground, all the contents come running out, broken and bleeding, all of their clothes burning.

"Get out of here you Flithy Animals."

Just then, Jinzo hears his phone ringing inside the house. He answers and is greeted by a familiar voice.

"Jinzo, we have accepted your request to recieve schooling here at MUMMY UNIVERSITY. We have sent a winged horse to bring you here. Oh, and you get to keep the winged horse."

Jinzo rides the winged horse, thinking that the secret agent can surely live without his help. He also thought about what he was going to name his winged horse, and how he thought they didn't exist.

Again, Sweet Daddy D is unfairly defeated by some dude with a winged horse.
"DAMN, THAT HORSE BE FRUITY, Y'ALL!"
He gets in the tattered and twisted remains of the escalade, his baby, and drives it down to the custom shop where his homie Nacho Rodriguez is working. Nacho upgrades the escalade with rocket boosters and a guided missile launcher. He heads into the sky and, seeing the fruity dart guy, begins firing.
"AAAAAWWWWW YEAH, BABY. CAN YOU DANCE, SUCKA?"

Colin awakes to see all the patrons of this bar gone. he looks outside and sees a man with a video camera sitting in a tree while a camoflaged blowdartist rides a unicorn, stolen from Mummy University. It said, "Property of Mummy University" on the underside.

"Hmmmm...."

He pulls out his sniper rifle and aims at the cameraman, when suddenly, a wolf attacks him. He pulls out his Colt .45 and kills the wolf, when he realizes that more wolves were fast approaching.

"Hmmmmm.... I have an idea..."

He places a bomb on the side of the road, hoping to kill most of the orchestra of wolves.

"And now we wait..."

Jinzo looks around him, now aware of how many enemies he's made in the past 48 hours. He looks at his white haired and winged horse, as he hears the rushing of guided missles, and tries to think of a way out of this.

"If I die, everything I own gets willed to the Dart Blowers School of Oregon," he says to himself.

THEN! He looks ahead at an approaching Cumulonimbus cloud, which, in the cold weather would be packing heavy snow like conditions: conditions even a pimpin' Escalade would have trouble driving in. He turns his horse towards the storm. The hurling mass of snow gives perfect cover for the white haired horse and his white cloaked rider.

"I shall name you 'Cumulonimbus'."

Oh Crap..............

Stevo watches one of the wolves bite of the wire from the bomb which defuses the bomb and the rest starts chasing Colin and bites him in the butt