Taylor Maddox Band surprises fans with new 2-disc deluxe album

While supporting their latest album Wicker Man Blues at Pollution Is Really Really Funny this weekend, The Taylor Maddox Band has released a 2-disc collection of brand new songs titled Alpha Gemini.

“We just couldn’t contain our excitement,” says lead guitarist Kelvin Grant. “We had to unleash the [beast] from its cage.”

Split into two discs, Alpha Gemini has basically everything you’d come to expect from a Taylor Maddox Band record. Wild guitars, energetic drums, piercing vocals and everything in between.

“Jump On Dat Bandwagon, Ho” is a funky, bass-heavy song featuring Anthony Kiedis on backing vocals. “Tangled Up in Shit” tells the story of a prostitute who pleases a customer, only to be shat on in return.

“Jason McAnthony” is a departure from the usual TMB sound. It’s an acoustic ballad written by Kelvin Grant, and is reportedly about Grant’s nephew, who died of a mysterious car wreck, in which his balls stretched over his back and into his mouth.

Alpha Gemini is already getting excellent reviews and is a must-have for fans of the band.



All songs written by Taylor Maddox unless stated otherwise.

Disc one:

01: “Jump On Dat Bandwagon, Ho feat. Anthony Kiedis” 3:00
02: “your an idiot” (Michael Grant) 1:55
03: “The Rosetta Stone” 7:21
04: “These Walls (Are All That I’ve Got)” 8:40
05: “Tangled Up in Shit” (Michael Grant) 6:01
06: “Breaking Down the Barrier of Time (Whoa!)” 3:27
07: "Daugen von Streusen" (Gramm) 1:32
08: “Velvet Revolver (The End of Days)” 4:40
09: “Alpha Gemini” 12:11
10: “Memoirs of Your Mom (Ouch Burn)” (Maddox, Gramm, Kelvin Grant, Michael Grant) 5:51
11: “Here, Have a Tea Bag” 2:30
12: “Bruce Dickinson Has A Great Vocal Range, As Opposed To Paul Di’Anno, Though Contrary To Want Many People Think, Di’Anno-era Maiden Was Better Than Dickinson-era Maiden Music-wise, And Killers Is Better Than Any Dickinson Maiden Album” 4:20

Disc two:

01: “Piss Off (I’m Trying to Write a Song)” 4:00
02: “****ing ****” 0:47
03: “Jason McAnthony” (Kelvin Grant) 3:51
04: “Standing On the Edge of Nothing” 7:12
05: “Hero” (Gramm) 5:09
06: “Naked and Hungry” 4:15
07: “Do You Douche? (That is the Question)” 2:58
08: “Pick Up That Guitar and Don’t Talk to Me” (Michael Grant) 2:12
09: “Best of Times” (Maddox, Gramm) 27:54

You wouldn't believe how long I've waited for this. You could've told me though, I would have lended a hand on a song or two.

STOP GUESTING STOP GUESTING STOP GUESTING

ok ok ok

Btw, we won't be recording another album for quite some time, so don't hold your breath.

Didn't I guest on “Bruce Dickinson Has A Great Vocal Range, As Opposed To Paul Di’Anno, Though Contrary To Want Many People Think, Di’Anno-era Maiden Was Better Than Dickinson-era Maiden Music-wise, And Killers Is Better Than Any Dickinson Maiden Album”? Or did I just dream that?

It was never even considered. soz

BDHAGVRAOTPDATCTWMPTDAEMWBTDEMMWAKIBTADMA is a great song. It gets better every time I hear it.