Teh Roleplay #1: Modern-Day Foibles.

Colin looks at the bleeding section of his butt and notices something.

"crap on a biscuit! that wolf ate my wallet!"

So he re-fused the bomb and threw it at the orchestra of wolves, killing all but one. So he shot it.

SUDDENLY! Another orchestra of wolves magically appears.

"Holy Cracker Barrels!"

The Wolves all gang up on Colin and attacked him til he was lying down unconscious

Gotta sort this mess out

Stevo takes Colin to a hospital so he can't get in trouble cause of his wolves

Colin comes to and sees a doctor close enough to his face for him to file a sexual harassment complaint. He somberly said, "Colin, you have rabies." and left without a word.

Strangely enough, that night was a full moon. He felt himself grow, become hairy, and smell really really bad. He was a werewolf.

"AWRROOOOO!! GRRR..."

He walked into an alley and saw a pimp selling cocaine to his prostitutes, saying, "Yeah, *woah censored*, snort that like *woah censored again*." In his confusion, the werewolf sprung at the pimp's neck.

Unknown to Jinzo, the snow and ice from the storm stuck to the wings of Cumulonimbus, and they started plumetting towards the ground. Jinzo grasped the reigns and pulled up hard, and luckily they landed safely, but not after going into a frenzied slide on the frozen-over pond in the town park, out of control and into a nearby snow bank.


"Did Anyone See That!!" yelled a town civilian. "See What?" everyone replied.

Jinzo's white cloak and Cumulonimbus' white...everything, made them invisible, buried in a snow bank. Jinzo decided that it would be best if he wasn't spotted, and with the warmth of his horse, he could rest here until the storm passed.

But then, he heard a snarl from a nearby alleyway.

"Great."

and then i shoot chuck norris

*blasphemy!!!*

Jinzo, getting up out of the cold snow, now realizes his horse is dead. He weeps silently on the inside, and goes to see what Jake, Svart, and Colin are doing.

"I hope it's not too boring."

Than Jack Bauer appeared and killed everyone

THE END

And so is this story

So, yes.

"He's the KIING OF GAMES!!!

YU-GI-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!"

Jinzo, hearing these strange vocalizations, decides that his main goal should be to kill the Gamemaster so that the singer shuts up. He loads his Blowdart, aims....

*Phoop*

Jake gets out a Yu-Gi-Oh! deck that he hasn't used since he was... eleven... and draws six cards.

o mummy pot of greed

Jake draws two crads.

zomg 7-coloured fish

ur move, jinzie

"I summon JINZO!!!"

All ur trapz r useless!!

oh, and I use Exodia.