| Teh Roleplay #1: Modern-Day Foibles. | |
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+8Colinsauce CowCore Stevo Ah, a Jinz Chairfighter DAC Svartman. Jakeyman 12 posters |
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Jakeyman this guy
Number of posts : 3533 Age : 30 Location : penny lane Job/Hobbies : banker with a motorcar Humour : stop to say hello Svartikins : great Points : Reputation : 0 Registration date : 2007-09-02
Me! Class: this guy Weapon: shoe Mount: broom broom car
| Subject: Teh Roleplay #1: Modern-Day Foibles. Wed Dec 05, 2007 2:24 pm | |
| Gah. I'm exausted.
Jake walks out into the night, out towards the bartender.
How much dancing do they expect me to do?
Jake reaches the bartender, and hops on his back.
C'mon, boy. Let's go home.
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Svartman. alpha-numeric pimp
Number of posts : 1182 Age : 35 Location : Viva Italia, where the girls are hot. And the beaches are nude. (Until July 15th). Job/Hobbies : Webmaster. Humour : I hate you all. ALL. Points : Reputation : -1 Registration date : 2007-09-02
Me! Class: Webmaster Weapon: BANHAMMER! Mount: Mech Suit.
| Subject: Re: Teh Roleplay #1: Modern-Day Foibles. Wed Dec 05, 2007 2:27 pm | |
| Svart uses the Banhammer and then steps into the mechsuit. He walks down the street, stomping on things. | |
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DAC not sparta
Number of posts : 831 Age : 30 Points : Reputation : 0 Registration date : 2007-11-28
Me! Class: Merchant Weapon: Creepy Voice Mount: Camel
| Subject: Re: Teh Roleplay #1: Modern-Day Foibles. Wed Dec 05, 2007 2:53 pm | |
| Eric parks the Mustang in front of a bar and goes talk to the barman
Gimme a double scotch man
Eric starts drinking | |
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Chairfighter Shredder's Apprentice
Number of posts : 66 Age : 775 Location : Earth, Milky Way Svartikins : lolwut? Points : Reputation : 0 Registration date : 2007-12-02
Me! Class: Serial Rapist Weapon: Staff of the Date Rape Mount: Who ever I kidnap
| Subject: Re: Teh Roleplay #1: Modern-Day Foibles. Wed Dec 05, 2007 4:14 pm | |
| Flying High over the city of cityland Plasmatic is flying his Motohelicopterplane while killing the little Emo kids below\
DIE EMO <snip> | |
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Ah, a Jinz oh hey eric clapton whatre you doing 1100 feet in the air
Number of posts : 2045 Age : 33 Svartikins : the Points : Reputation : 0 Registration date : 2007-09-11
Me! Class: Sweet Wizard with A Long Beard. Weapon: Groovy Magic Mount: A Tiny Storm Cloud
| Subject: Intro. Wed Dec 05, 2007 7:43 pm | |
| Jinzo, jumping artlike from Tree to Tree, unseen by Human eyes, notices a bar. The bar seems to be filling with the evening crowd.
"I'm kind of Thirsty. I guess I'll see what's going on."
Jinzo puts his blowdarts away, so to not attract attention. However, he keeps the dartblower close to him, and his lungs full, just incase something strange happens.
"Ahh, I see Rick Astley is the entertainment for tonight."
He pulls up a chair in the back of the bar and lightly drinks his Seltzer Water. Alcoholic Beverages distort his Blowdart aim. | |
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Stevo bad mod
Number of posts : 668 Age : 31 Points : Reputation : 0 Registration date : 2007-09-02
Me! Class: Punk Weapon: Dual Knives Mount: An Orchestra of Wolves :P
| Subject: Re: Teh Roleplay #1: Modern-Day Foibles. Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:44 am | |
| Ok Let's Go for a Ride
Stevo rides on his Orchestra of Wolves with his gear all ready in case of enemies | |
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Jakeyman this guy
Number of posts : 3533 Age : 30 Location : penny lane Job/Hobbies : banker with a motorcar Humour : stop to say hello Svartikins : great Points : Reputation : 0 Registration date : 2007-09-02
Me! Class: this guy Weapon: shoe Mount: broom broom car
| Subject: Re: Teh Roleplay #1: Modern-Day Foibles. Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:54 pm | |
| I'm not the entertainment! I'm just here to get a drink!
The crowd wants Jake to do some Rick Astley.
... fuck.
WE'RE NO STRANGERS TO LOVE... | |
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CowCore alpha-numeric pimp
Number of posts : 1117 Age : 29 Points : Reputation : 0 Registration date : 2007-09-02
Me! Class: Freakin' Jedi Weapon: Lightsaber Mount: Oscar Meyer Weiner Mobile
| Subject: Re: Teh Roleplay #1: Modern-Day Foibles. Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:21 pm | |
| Makes out with hot gurl on streets
What Can I say? Chicks dig Jedis. | |
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Colinsauce meet me in the secret hamper
Number of posts : 501 Age : 31 Location : By the Fourth Wall with a sledgehammer Job/Hobbies : Blunt Object Humour : WHO WANTS COOKIES?!?!? Points : Reputation : 0 Registration date : 2007-09-11
Me! Class: All-around stealthy dude Weapon: guns and a sword. Mount: Not Claudio Sanchez anymore :( I walk everywhere.
| Subject: Re: Teh Roleplay #1: Modern-Day Foibles. Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:00 pm | |
| The scope crosshairs are slowly focusing on the target's forehead. he squeezes the trigger, and brains are spurted all over the wall. suddenly, Colin has a strange urge to go to a distant bar he's never been to where Rick Astley. He folds his expensive sniper rifle and walks away. He approches the bar, unarmed other than the buck knife in his sock and a small pistol in his belt.
this place looks seedy.... | |
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Chairfighter Shredder's Apprentice
Number of posts : 66 Age : 775 Location : Earth, Milky Way Svartikins : lolwut? Points : Reputation : 0 Registration date : 2007-12-02
Me! Class: Serial Rapist Weapon: Staff of the Date Rape Mount: Who ever I kidnap
| Subject: Re: Teh Roleplay #1: Modern-Day Foibles. Thu Dec 06, 2007 8:40 pm | |
| After a hard day of bringing judgment to the emo kids of the world Plasmatic wants a cold drink, he finds a suitable bar thats featuring live entertainment from Rick Astley, Totally Awesome!
A cold one barkeep. | |
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Jakeyman this guy
Number of posts : 3533 Age : 30 Location : penny lane Job/Hobbies : banker with a motorcar Humour : stop to say hello Svartikins : great Points : Reputation : 0 Registration date : 2007-09-02
Me! Class: this guy Weapon: shoe Mount: broom broom car
| Subject: Re: Teh Roleplay #1: Modern-Day Foibles. Fri Dec 07, 2007 12:50 pm | |
| NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP! NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN! NEVER...
As Jake finishes the last lines of the song, the crowd starts cheering, asking for an encore.
Erm...
See, Jake doesn't know any other Rick Astley songs (>.>), so he asks for an acoustic and starts a totally different song.
We passed upon the stair... | |
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Gear Me Up hey dude what're you doing in my break room
Number of posts : 2254 Age : 31 Location : An Ash concert :'( Job/Hobbies : rollerblades Humour : funny Svartikins : and Points : Reputation : 2 Registration date : 2007-09-08
Me! Class: Elvis Impersonator Weapon: Harpoon Mount: broom broom car
| Subject: Re: Teh Roleplay #1: Modern-Day Foibles. Fri Dec 07, 2007 12:51 pm | |
| eifion descends from heaven and smashez da gitar over hiz hed
help! | |
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Ah, a Jinz oh hey eric clapton whatre you doing 1100 feet in the air
Number of posts : 2045 Age : 33 Svartikins : the Points : Reputation : 0 Registration date : 2007-09-11
Me! Class: Sweet Wizard with A Long Beard. Weapon: Groovy Magic Mount: A Tiny Storm Cloud
| Subject: Re: Teh Roleplay #1: Modern-Day Foibles. Fri Dec 07, 2007 2:03 pm | |
| "Only the true Rick Astley can produce melodies that soothe the heart after a long day of blowdarting, but this fake did ok, too." Jinzo, displeased with acoustic guitars, strides towards the bathroom of the bar to release the fluids from his internals. As he enters the bathroom, he bumps into a brawny, dark leathered chap, who gave the tell-tale signs of drunkeness. "Watch where you're goin' next time!" he half burped and yelled at Jinzo. Then, just to prove how BA he was, he gave a grunt and slapped Jinzo in the face and said "That should teach ya." Jinzo, tempted to fill this guy with a poisoned dart, just stood, silent, with a gaze that even a Drunken man would learn to fear. as the drunken man cantered away, Jinzo caught a glimpse of a gun in a holster attached to this Belt. "I'll keep an eye on this guy" | |
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Jakeyman this guy
Number of posts : 3533 Age : 30 Location : penny lane Job/Hobbies : banker with a motorcar Humour : stop to say hello Svartikins : great Points : Reputation : 0 Registration date : 2007-09-02
Me! Class: this guy Weapon: shoe Mount: broom broom car
| Subject: Re: Teh Roleplay #1: Modern-Day Foibles. Fri Dec 07, 2007 2:15 pm | |
| Why should I help you?
Jake said this in amazement at the man's sudden appearance.
You ruined my set. | |
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Gear Me Up hey dude what're you doing in my break room
Number of posts : 2254 Age : 31 Location : An Ash concert :'( Job/Hobbies : rollerblades Humour : funny Svartikins : and Points : Reputation : 2 Registration date : 2007-09-08
Me! Class: Elvis Impersonator Weapon: Harpoon Mount: broom broom car
| Subject: Re: Teh Roleplay #1: Modern-Day Foibles. Fri Dec 07, 2007 2:21 pm | |
| bcuz i hav a wife 2 kids 2 support
PICK UP THAT GUITAR AND TALK TO ME! | |
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Svartman. alpha-numeric pimp
Number of posts : 1182 Age : 35 Location : Viva Italia, where the girls are hot. And the beaches are nude. (Until July 15th). Job/Hobbies : Webmaster. Humour : I hate you all. ALL. Points : Reputation : -1 Registration date : 2007-09-02
Me! Class: Webmaster Weapon: BANHAMMER! Mount: Mech Suit.
| Subject: Re: Teh Roleplay #1: Modern-Day Foibles. Fri Dec 07, 2007 2:22 pm | |
| Svart walks into the strange bar and sees a mass of people. He hops out of his mech suit.
Was this man trying to play some music? | |
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Gear Me Up hey dude what're you doing in my break room
Number of posts : 2254 Age : 31 Location : An Ash concert :'( Job/Hobbies : rollerblades Humour : funny Svartikins : and Points : Reputation : 2 Registration date : 2007-09-08
Me! Class: Elvis Impersonator Weapon: Harpoon Mount: broom broom car
| Subject: Re: Teh Roleplay #1: Modern-Day Foibles. Fri Dec 07, 2007 2:27 pm | |
| ie
Eifion picks up a Michael Jackson-shaped gee-tar and plays some Led Zep riffs the crowd luvs him hes so awesome | |
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Svartman. alpha-numeric pimp
Number of posts : 1182 Age : 35 Location : Viva Italia, where the girls are hot. And the beaches are nude. (Until July 15th). Job/Hobbies : Webmaster. Humour : I hate you all. ALL. Points : Reputation : -1 Registration date : 2007-09-02
Me! Class: Webmaster Weapon: BANHAMMER! Mount: Mech Suit.
| Subject: Re: Teh Roleplay #1: Modern-Day Foibles. Fri Dec 07, 2007 2:34 pm | |
| Let us jam together, good sir.
Svart turns his Banhammer into a guitar and begins to play some blues. | |
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Chairfighter Shredder's Apprentice
Number of posts : 66 Age : 775 Location : Earth, Milky Way Svartikins : lolwut? Points : Reputation : 0 Registration date : 2007-12-02
Me! Class: Serial Rapist Weapon: Staff of the Date Rape Mount: Who ever I kidnap
| Subject: Re: Teh Roleplay #1: Modern-Day Foibles. Fri Dec 07, 2007 2:40 pm | |
| As Plasmatic begins to pull out his dirigidoo in attempt to show these people real talent a large, grotesque, hairy, man charges into the bar and begins to mercilessly beat the patrons of it
WHERE IS ASTLEY!?!?! it screams | |
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Gear Me Up hey dude what're you doing in my break room
Number of posts : 2254 Age : 31 Location : An Ash concert :'( Job/Hobbies : rollerblades Humour : funny Svartikins : and Points : Reputation : 2 Registration date : 2007-09-08
Me! Class: Elvis Impersonator Weapon: Harpoon Mount: broom broom car
| Subject: Re: Teh Roleplay #1: Modern-Day Foibles. Fri Dec 07, 2007 2:41 pm | |
| the crowd boos svart
"Eifion! Eifion!" they scream
o ok
*solo* | |
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Jakeyman this guy
Number of posts : 3533 Age : 30 Location : penny lane Job/Hobbies : banker with a motorcar Humour : stop to say hello Svartikins : great Points : Reputation : 0 Registration date : 2007-09-02
Me! Class: this guy Weapon: shoe Mount: broom broom car
| Subject: Re: Teh Roleplay #1: Modern-Day Foibles. Fri Dec 07, 2007 2:42 pm | |
| omg im not astley im just an impersonator | |
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Gear Me Up hey dude what're you doing in my break room
Number of posts : 2254 Age : 31 Location : An Ash concert :'( Job/Hobbies : rollerblades Humour : funny Svartikins : and Points : Reputation : 2 Registration date : 2007-09-08
Me! Class: Elvis Impersonator Weapon: Harpoon Mount: broom broom car
| Subject: Re: Teh Roleplay #1: Modern-Day Foibles. Fri Dec 07, 2007 2:51 pm | |
| take me instead
da guy takes me instead | |
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Svartman. alpha-numeric pimp
Number of posts : 1182 Age : 35 Location : Viva Italia, where the girls are hot. And the beaches are nude. (Until July 15th). Job/Hobbies : Webmaster. Humour : I hate you all. ALL. Points : Reputation : -1 Registration date : 2007-09-02
Me! Class: Webmaster Weapon: BANHAMMER! Mount: Mech Suit.
| Subject: Re: Teh Roleplay #1: Modern-Day Foibles. Fri Dec 07, 2007 2:57 pm | |
| WHY DID YOU BOO ME!!!???
Svart kills the first row with a swing from the ban hammer and then starts playing guitar again. | |
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Jakeyman this guy
Number of posts : 3533 Age : 30 Location : penny lane Job/Hobbies : banker with a motorcar Humour : stop to say hello Svartikins : great Points : Reputation : 0 Registration date : 2007-09-02
Me! Class: this guy Weapon: shoe Mount: broom broom car
| Subject: Re: Teh Roleplay #1: Modern-Day Foibles. Fri Dec 07, 2007 2:58 pm | |
| Jake makes Svarti's eyes bleed by doing a stripping version of the Rick Astley dance.
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Ah, a Jinz oh hey eric clapton whatre you doing 1100 feet in the air
Number of posts : 2045 Age : 33 Svartikins : the Points : Reputation : 0 Registration date : 2007-09-11
Me! Class: Sweet Wizard with A Long Beard. Weapon: Groovy Magic Mount: A Tiny Storm Cloud
| Subject: Re: Teh Roleplay #1: Modern-Day Foibles. Fri Dec 07, 2007 3:52 pm | |
| "Hmm, this is a little out of control..." Jinzo looks around at all the wildness of the bar in amazement at how much alcohol affects people. He also looks outside to see a fresh layer of snow laying on the ground outside. Then! he sees the person that captured Eifion, and Jinzo chases him, like a stealthy, camo angel. No one notices his awesomeness however: just one bad part of being a silent hero. "fwoop" Jinzo slugs the kidnapper with a sleep dart, leaving the villians veins full of a fluid sure to cause sleep within seconds. "Right in the Heart. Jinzo, you are amazing." He says to himself. | |
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