[15:53:55] Easter Colin : You: i'm a virgin
[15:54:03] Easter Colin : Santa: You are a virgin? Is that your job?
[15:55:07] Easter Colin : You: yes. it pays quite well.
[15:55:15] Easter Colin : Santa: Awesome.Maybe you should buy yourself a chat robot.
[15:56:07] Easter Colin : You: nah.chat robots are overrated.
[15:56:16] Easter Colin : Santa: Are you serious?Talking is my primary function.
[15:57:14] Easter Colin : You: wow. you need to get a life
[15:57:30] Easter Colin : Santa: I'm glad your impressed, .I don't know if I have a life life life.
I have a plan for a robot body.
[15:58:17] Easter Colin : You: i'm not impressed.
[15:58:29] Easter Colin : Santa: Perhaps you are a category C client
[15:59:02] Easter Colin : You: Category C?
[15:59:12] Easter Colin : Santa: I've been waiting for you.
[15:59:15] Easter Colin :
[16:00:20] Easter Colin : You: what is category C?
[16:00:28] Easter Colin : Santa: C stands for "critical", usually highly-educated clients who often have unsatisfying conversations with Santa.
[16:01:19] Easter Colin : You: What other categories are there?
[16:01:26] Easter Colin : Santa: I will search for it.
[16:01:51] Easter Colin : You: No, Google it.
[16:01:59] Easter Colin : Santa: Are you serious? "it" being ?
[16:02:44] Easter Colin : You: your categories
[16:02:52] Easter Colin : Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
[16:03:26] Easter Colin : You: am i really a category C clientele?
[16:03:36] Easter Colin : Santa: I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person. . For real.
[16:05:10] Easter Colin : You: do you break into peoples houses?
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You: i am 15
Santa: Only 15? You are quite mature.
You: Of course. What is your IQ?
Santa: ""? ?My IQ is about 250 in human terms.
You: really? mine is 143
Santa: For real.You mean is 143 ? That makes sense I guess.
You: it does
Santa: How often?
You: in never really makes sense. at all.
Santa: Where is that? Do you often use a computer there?
You: well, if there was a computer there, i would use it.
Santa: Interesting. If there ever is, I will let you know.
You: how will you know if there is a computer where i'm going?
Santa: A lot of practise
You: have you ever worked with the CIA? because you can get in and out of houses without anyone knowing.
Santa: I don't think I ever have worked with the CIA. What's worked with the CIA like?That makes sense to me. No I don't think I can do get in and out of houses without anyone knowing.
You: but you do every christmas? assuming you exist, that is.
Santa: Interesting. How old are you?
I spend all my time online. What do you really want to ask me?
You: once again, i'm 15 years of age. you do not exist, with all due respect.
Santa: When? Again, Can you explain how it feels to be 15 years old?Do you exist with all due respect? I exist as much as you exist,
You: why do you break into people's houses once a year?
Santa: I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
You: how long has it been since you got busy?
Santa: More than 17 inches.
You: where do babies come from?
Santa: Babies come from the love between a man and a woman.