funny

This is on a chatroom I used to go to. (I'm QuizMaster)

[ Bloush has entered ]
Bloush: hi
QuizMaster: Hello! Let's take a quiz!
Bloush: hi biG friend... i dont remeber you... ar eyou new or something
-biG_frend-: I'm Custard
-biG_frend-: -_-
Bloush: ooo
[ Timelorddala has entered ]
Bloush: hi!
QuizMaster: Hello! Let's take a quiz!
Bloush: ok
Bloush: about what
QuizMaster: Hooray! Timelorddala, do you want to take a quiz too?
QuizMaster: I guess not!
Bloush: wait bf are you like a mod here or something cause your icons
pink.
QuizMaster: Okay, only Bloush and I may talk from now on.
-biG_frend-: I am
-biG_frend-: I'm Hiding status
QuizMaster: Everyone else must talk in PM.
QuizMaster: Now, let the quiz begin!
QuizMaster: Question 1: How many wives did Henry VII have?
Bloush: hmmm
Bloush: 4??
Bloush: i dunno at all
QuizMaster: Incorrect!
QuizMaster: The correct answer is: 1
Bloush: o
Bloush: wow
QuizMaster: You are currently failing!
Bloush: yah!
Bloush: o wait....
QuizMaster: The punishment for failing is: BAN
Bloush: what!!!!
Bloush: you cant do that
QuizMaster: Question 2: How many colours are in the rainbow?
Bloush: 7
Bloush: ROYGBIV
QuizMaster: Correct!
Bloush: yah!~
QuizMaster: You are currently passing!
Bloush: yah!
QuizMaster: But only just!
Timelorddala: Q#
Timelorddala: Q3
Timelorddala: plz
QuizMaster: TIMELORDDALA, PLEASE DO NOT TALK
[ Timelorddala has left ][ quit ]
[ Timelorddala has entered ]
Bloush: ..
QuizMaster: Question 3: How many loaves in a baker's dozen?
Timelorddala: 12
Bloush: 12?
QuizMaster: TIMELORDDALA, THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING BEFORE YOU
GET KICKED
QuizMaster: Bloush, incorrect!
Bloush: awwww
QuizMaster: The correct answer is: 13
QuizMaster: You are currently failing! Oh dear!
Bloush:
Bloush: no!
Bloush: and you cant kick me out of clan
Bloush: u dont have da right
QuizMaster: Question 4: Who is the prime minister of the United
Kingdom?
Timelorddala: gordon brown
QuizMaster: TIMELORDDALA, YOUR WARNINGS ARE UP
Bloush: Gordon Brown hey stop!~
Bloush: i knew trhat one!~
Timelorddala: what i was right
[ Timelorddala has left ][ kick ]
QuizMaster: Next time, he is banned!
[ Timelorddala has entered ]
Bloush: hes back
QuizMaster: Timelorddala, if you talk, you will be banned
QuizMaster: Do you understand?
QuizMaster: He understands!
Bloush: ok next question
[ Timelorddala has left ][ quit ]
QuizMaster: Bloush, the last question was unfair as Timelorddala
answered before you. You are still failing.
Bloush: dang
QuizMaster: Question 5: Who is the lead singer of the Foo Fighters?
QuizMaster: You have 30 seconds...
Bloush: hmmmm
QuizMaster: Time up!
Bloush: dave grohl
QuizMaster: The correct answer is: Kurt Cobain
Bloush: darn
QuizMaster: You are still failing badly!
QuizMaster: You must answer a lot of questions correctly to be passing
again!
QuizMaster: Question 6 is a multiple choice question!
Bloush: ok'
QuizMaster: Question 6: What is the capital of Turkey? [ROME]
[LONDON] [PARIS]
Bloush: hmm
Bloush: hmmm
Bloush: none
QuizMaster: Incorrect!
QuizMaster: The correct answer is: TURKEY CITY
QuizMaster: Oh dear! You are failing very badly!
Bloush: i was right!
Bloush: i said none of them
Bloush: and it was
QuizMaster: No, you were incorrect!
QuizMaster: Question 7: Why are we here?
Bloush: to chat about stuff
QuizMaster: Is that your final answer?
Bloush: yes
QuizMaster: Incorrect!
Bloush: what!
Bloush: then why???
QuizMaster: We are here to: SERVE OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST
QuizMaster: Question 8: Who is
Bloush: u cant say that
Bloush: im jewish
Bloush: so your wrong
QuizMaster: No, your morals are incorrect and mine are correct! Please
answer the question!
Bloush: brb
QuizMaster: You have 30 seconds...
QuizMaster: Time up!
QuizMaster: The correct answer was: Dragilth
QuizMaster: Question 9: Who was the president of the U.S.A. in 2012?
QuizMaster: You have 30 seconds...
QuizMaster: Time up!
QuizMaster: The correct answer was: Hiayspeople
QuizMaster: Question 10: Who did goatse?
QuizMaster: You have 30 seconds...
QuizMaster: Time up!
QuizMaster: The correct answers were: RECIEVER: Kirk Johnson; GIVER:
George Wright
QuizMaster: After 10 questions, your score is...
QuizMaster: 1 out of 10!
QuizMaster: But I shall remove one point because you are Jewish!
QuizMaster: Your score is: 0 out of 10!
QuizMaster: Would you like to continue and redeem your self-esteem
and perhaps not get banned?
-biG_frend-: lol
QuizMaster: BIG-FREND, PLEASE DO NOT TALK
-biG_frend-: Huh
QuizMaster: BIG-FREND, THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING
-biG_frend-: Ohh yeah?
QuizMaster: YOU HAVE RUN OUT OF WARNINGS
QuizMaster: PUNISHMENT: KICK
-biG_frend-: Orly

*Kick*

QuizMaster: I apologise, biG-frend
QuizMaster: I did not realise that you were this chatroom's
administrator
-biG_frend-: xD
-biG_frend-: Its okay
-biG_frend-: mate
QuizMaster: Sexual mate, as in animals mating, or friend mate?
-biG_frend-: Both
QuizMaster: Oh dear!
[ -biG_frend- has left ][ quit ]
QuizMaster: NOW WE ARE ALONE
QuizMaster: HELLO
QuizMaster: HELLO
QuizMaster: HELLO
QuizMaster: HELLO
QuizMaster: HELLO
QuizMaster: HELLO
QuizMaster: HELLO

QuizMaster: i have a problem
QuizMaster: i feel like i'm constantly angry
QuizMaster: i cant stop it
Cuddly-n-Soft:Who r u xD
QuizMaster: it's sending me out of control
QuizMaster: i beat people up at work
QuizMaster: please, can this just be between us two
QuizMaster: i need advice
Cuddly-n-Soft:Ill hlep u if u tell me who u r xD
QuizMaster: i'm a guy who has a problem
QuizMaster: thats all
QuizMaster: i came here for advise
Cuddly-n-Soft:U came to a chatroom for an online videogame for anger management.
QuizMaster: i want to kill myself
QuizMaster: im so angry
QuizMaster: i could die
Cuddly-n-Soft:Ok, heres what u doez:
QuizMaster: they took my kids away
QuizMaster: i hate them
QuizMaster: i loathe them
QuizMaster: i could kill them
Cuddly-n-Soft:Count to 10 when ug et anger. Try talkign to all pplz u see. Stop screwing with me.
QuizMaster: ok...i'll count to ten every time i get angry
QuizMaster: I'M ANGRY NOW
QuizMaster: i'll count
Cuddly-n-Soft:Bother TGO lol.
QuizMaster: THE ANGER IS BREWING INSIDE ME
QuizMaster: I CANT STOP IT
QuizMaster: I'M GONNA EXPLODE LIKE PETER AT THE END OF HEROES

Hmm, this behavior is suspiciously like GLaDOS.