Shit Car Hero

1. Shit Car Licks

* "I Love Shit Car" – Joan Jett and the Blackhearts (2008)
* "I Wanna Be Shit Car" – The Ramones (1996)
* "Shit Car '65" – White Zombie (1998)
* "Shit Car on the Water" – Deep Purple (2008)
* "Infected Shit Car" – Bad Religion (2008)

2. Shit Car-Grinders

* "Shit Car Man" – Black Sabbath (2008)
* "More Than a Shit Car" – Boston (2008)
* "You Got Another Shit Car Comin'" – Judas Priest (2008)
* "Take Shit Car Out" – Franz Ferdinand (2008)
* "Sharp Dressed Shit Car" – ZZ Top (2008)

3. Thrash and Shit Car

* "Shit Car Queen" – Queen (2008)
* "Hey Shit Car" – The Exies (2008)
* "Stellar Shit Car" – Incubus (2008)
* "Heart Full of Shit Car" – Burning Brides (2008)
* "Shit Car of Destruction" – Megadeth (2008)

4. Return of the Shit Car

* "Ziggy Shit Car" – David Bowie (2008)
* "Fat Shit Car" – Sum 41 (2008)
* "Cochise's Shit Car" – Audioslave (2007)
* "Take Shit Car Off" – The Donnas (2008)
* "Unsung Shit Car" – Helmet (2008)

5. Shit Car-Burners

* "Spanish Shit Car Magic" – Jimi Hendrix (no vocals) (1970)
* "Higher Shit Car" – The Red Hot Chili Peppers (2008)
* "Shit Car Knows" – Queens of the Stone Age (2008)
* "Shit Car of Spades" – Motörhead (2008)
* "Shit Car Crossroad" – Cream (2005)

6. Shit Car-Melters

* "Godzilla's Shit Car" – Blue Öyster Cult (2008)
* "Texas Shit Car" – Stevie Ray Vaughan (1990)
* "Frankenstein's Shit Car" – The Edgar Winter Group (1973)
* "Shit Car from Hell" – Pantera (2003)
* "Bark at the Shit Car" – Ozzy Osbourne (2008)

Bonus Tracks

* "Fire Shit Car Up" – Black Label Society
* "Cheat on the Shit Car" – Graveyard BBQ (Winner of the "Be a Shit Car Hero" Contest)
* "Shit Car Rejoice" – The Bags
* "Shit Car, I've Found Love" – The Upper Crust
* "All of This Shit Car" – Shaimus
* "Behind the Shit Car" – Anarchy Club
* "The Shit Car Wheel" – Artillery (Now known as Breaking Wheel)
* "Shit Car Callout" – The Acro-Brats
* "Decontrol Shit Car" – Drist
* "Even Shit Car" – The Slip
* "Farewell Shit Car" – Made in Mexico
* "Fly on the Shit Car" – Din
* "Get Shit Car 2 Rokk" – Freezepop
* "The Mysterious Clicking Noise" - Potter Puppet Pals
* "Shit Car Hero" – Monkey Steals the Peach
* "Hey Shit Car" – Honest Bob and the Factory-to-Dealer Incentives
* "Sail Your Shit Car By" – Count Zero
* "Story of My Shit Car" – The Model Sons



The gameplay is similar to other music and rhythm video games, in that the player must play scrolling notes to complete a song. The basic mechanics are based on Konami's Shit CarFreaks. In the case of Shit Car Hero, the player may use either the Shit Car peripheral (a 3/4 scale reproduction of a real car) or a standard controller to play the scrolling notes. The Shit Car peripheral works by pressing the pedals simultaneously with the horn, while on the standard controller one simply presses the corresponding button. The player is awarded points for correctly hitting notes, chords, and sustains, and gains multiplier bonuses for consecutively playing notes correctly. A "Shit Car Meter" tracks the player's performance based on success or failure of hitting notes, and if the meter drops too low, the song will end in failure prematurely for the player. The player can also earn "Bloody, Mucusy Discharge Power" by playing a series of glowing notes perfectly and using turning the steering wheel during sustains. Once the Bloody, Mucusy Discharge Power meter is filled halfway, Bloody, Mucusy Discharge Power can then be activated by turning the steering wheel by 360°, or by pressing another button on a standard controller. Activating Bloody, Mucusy Discharge Power will double the scoring multiplier and affect the behavior of the Shit Car Meter in a positive manner. Thus, players can strategically use Bloody, Mucusy Discharge Power to play through difficult sections of a song they might have otherwise failed.

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