Song Name Story

Right, here's my funky idea.

Every now and then, I will give you a band, and you will have to make a short story (or a long one), using as many of the titles of songs made by that band.

For example, a sentence for a Nirvana story might be: "I wanted to see Polly at School but there was Something in the Way"

For Dream Theater: "I was at Home, Finally Free from school for a while, and then I had a random Panic Attack"


Prizes for most titles used and best/funniest stories.



THE FIRST BAND IS: NIRVANA



go go go go go

I was standing On A Plain, when suddenly a man who was of Old Age began to Rape Me.

This sentence is About A Girl who Blew me at School in the bathroom, and she said "Peewee, let me Drain You and Milk It", but then she started to Rape Me, so I said "Stay Away, I have Tourette's"

... I surrender.

.....



Wow.


Peewee wins

what's today's band

Hmmm....


Motley Crue.

"Girls, Girls, Girls!" I screamed, "Don't you think that this is Too Fast For Love?" "No. We want a Piece of Your Action." they replied. Suddenly, I gazed into their Starry Eyes. They had the Looks That Kill. And so, I took off their clothes and did the Bad Boy Boogie and the Rattlesnake Shake all night long until I realized that I had an erectile malfunction. Then, the girls screamed "Bastard!" and slapped me across the face. The next morning, they called me the under control of the Year.

FFW wins by Default.


TODAYS BAND IS BOSTON

It was More Than A Feeling when I was Smokin' doobies with Hollyann and Amanda at the Party. I asked her "Won't you Let Me Take You Home Tonight?", but she responded "There's Something About You that tells me I shouldn't." It must have been divine intervention when a Higher Power changed her mind, and she said "Walk On out to the car." My car was broken, so we decided to Hitch a Ride to my house. After Foreplay, Long Time later we we're Feelin' Satisfied.

You look Smokin', Amanda. Let Me Take You Home Tonight and Party. What's that? You don't want to? Fine. Walk On back to Corporate America, beeotch.

*pimp-slap*

...

I know, kinda lame.

Great use of Foreplay/Long Time, Jinzo, sexual bonus. You Win

TODAYS BAND IS RUNTIME ERROR

EY Tony, I took Majora's Mask and now Ted Is Ded

.....

Gimme All Your Money.

... only one of those is a Runtime Error song. And you spelled 'EY, TONY wrong.

Tanner fails, Stevo wins.


TODAYS BAND IS AEROSMITH

"Hey, guys! Let's go make Love in an Elevator!", said Jeff "Dream On," said Bob "Yeah, I only make love with Mama Kin," said Jose "How about you, Ken? You're always up for a Lick and a Promise!", said Jeff "Yeah! Let's Get the Lead Out!", said Ken "God, you guys are gay. I mean, sure, Dude Looks Like a Lady, but he sure ain't no lady," said Bob "Excuse me while I Get it Up," said Jeff "It's always the Same Old Song and Dance with you two, isn't it?", said Jose "Pfft. Homophobes. Go to The Other Side of the hall unless you Don't Wanna Miss a Thing we do," said Ken

Dave the Panhandler wrote:

... only one of those is a Runtime Error song. And you spelled 'EY, TONY wrong.

Majora's Mask and Gimme All Your Money are on Service Unavailable.

That doesn't have the Runtime Error name on it. So there.

...?

Then why did we make so much money off it.

Because we recorded it. Think of Service Unavailable like Stone Sour.

Shutup.

TODAYS BAND IS THE ROLLING STONES

...

Don't Start Me Up?


I'm really not good at this game.

LolPeewee. You won technically, as no-one else took part.

TODAYS BAND IS VAN HALEN

My dick is On Fire! You Really Got Me, girl. I just made a romantic Eruption on your stomach! Well, it turns out I'm Outta Love Again.


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I'm a horndog.