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lame
fag
Number of posts: 3522
Age: 16
Points:
Registration date: 2007-09-02
Me!
Class: fag
Weapon: fag
Mount: fag
 |  Subject: Fool-proof guide on how to get a girlfriend (it actually works! (see 9-26-08 for details)).  Sat Mar 22, 2008 1:28 pm | |
| Now, I can't do this, because I'm tongue-tied. But I've seen literally hundreds of my friends do it. Step One: Approach a girl. Step Two: Say hello to said girl. Step Three: Non-chalantly lick your eyebrow. And then you'll have a girlfriend! Yay!
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GM
alpha-numeric pimp
Number of posts: 1021
Age: 17
Location: Your mom's bedroom. Go ahead, look.
Job/Hobbies: professional slacker
Svartikins: i can see what im typing now
Points:
Registration date: 2007-11-13
Me!
Class: white
Weapon: AK-47
Mount: wtf is a mount
| | Subject: Re: Fool-proof guide on how to get a girlfriend (it actually works! (see 9-26-08 for details)). Sat Mar 22, 2008 4:48 pm | |
| or......... Step 1: Save the school from a terrorist threat. _________________  Studies show that 92% of statistics are made up on the spot. |
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SpinalSnap
piece of excretement
Number of posts: 184
Age: 20
Points:
Registration date: 2007-09-16
| | Subject: Re: Fool-proof guide on how to get a girlfriend (it actually works! (see 9-26-08 for details)). Sat Mar 22, 2008 8:21 pm | |
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DAC
not sparta
Number of posts: 831
Age: 16
Points:
Registration date: 2007-11-29
Me!
Class: Merchant
Weapon: Creepy Voice
Mount: Camel
| | Subject: Re: Fool-proof guide on how to get a girlfriend (it actually works! (see 9-26-08 for details)). Sat Mar 22, 2008 8:48 pm | |
| The uncle of the cousin of the half sister of the son in law of the brother of my friend's friend did it and worked _________________  |
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Colinsauce
meet me in the secret hamper
Number of posts: 502
Age: 17
Location: By the Fourth Wall with a sledgehammer
Job/Hobbies: Blunt Object
Humour: .........................................WHO WANTS COOKIES?!?!?
Points:
Registration date: 2007-09-12
Me!
Class: All-around stealthy dude
Weapon: guns and a sword.
Mount: Not Claudio Sanchez anymore :( I walk everywhere.
| | Subject: Re: Fool-proof guide on how to get a girlfriend (it actually works! (see 9-26-08 for details)). Sat Mar 22, 2008 9:09 pm | |
| I am your father's brother's nephew's former room mate. _________________ uh, terrorisms? | That's what she wrote: |
HAHA you know what, this joke is so old for |
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DAC
not sparta
Number of posts: 831
Age: 16
Points:
Registration date: 2007-11-29
Me!
Class: Merchant
Weapon: Creepy Voice
Mount: Camel
| | Subject: Re: Fool-proof guide on how to get a girlfriend (it actually works! (see 9-26-08 for details)). Sat Mar 22, 2008 9:33 pm | |
| You're my former room mate? _________________ |
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Colinsauce
meet me in the secret hamper
Number of posts: 502
Age: 17
Location: By the Fourth Wall with a sledgehammer
Job/Hobbies: Blunt Object
Humour: .........................................WHO WANTS COOKIES?!?!?
Points:
Registration date: 2007-09-12
Me!
Class: All-around stealthy dude
Weapon: guns and a sword.
Mount: Not Claudio Sanchez anymore :( I walk everywhere.
| | Subject: Re: Fool-proof guide on how to get a girlfriend (it actually works! (see 9-26-08 for details)). Thu Mar 27, 2008 4:09 pm | |
| ... yes. _________________ uh, terrorisms? | That's what she wrote: |
HAHA you know what, this joke is so old for |
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DAC
not sparta
Number of posts: 831
Age: 16
Points:
Registration date: 2007-11-29
Me!
Class: Merchant
Weapon: Creepy Voice
Mount: Camel
| | Subject: Re: Fool-proof guide on how to get a girlfriend (it actually works! (see 9-26-08 for details)). Thu Mar 27, 2008 10:05 pm | |
| Cool! _________________ |
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Three Dog
not sparta
Number of posts: 816
Age: 15
Points:
Registration date: 2008-01-20
Me!
Class: 3rd Grade
Weapon: MP5 with ACOG scope and Red Tiger camo
Mount: Everest
| | Subject: Re: Fool-proof guide on how to get a girlfriend (it actually works! (see 9-26-08 for details)). Sun Mar 30, 2008 3:28 am | |
| Or you could tell them you know GM. |
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DAC
not sparta
Number of posts: 831
Age: 16
Points:
Registration date: 2007-11-29
Me!
Class: Merchant
Weapon: Creepy Voice
Mount: Camel
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GM
alpha-numeric pimp
Number of posts: 1021
Age: 17
Location: Your mom's bedroom. Go ahead, look.
Job/Hobbies: professional slacker
Svartikins: i can see what im typing now
Points:
Registration date: 2007-11-13
Me!
Class: white
Weapon: AK-47
Mount: wtf is a mount
| | Subject: Re: Fool-proof guide on how to get a girlfriend (it actually works! (see 9-26-08 for details)). Sun Mar 30, 2008 4:21 am | |
| huhwhat _________________ Studies show that 92% of statistics are made up on the spot. |
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DT
Shredder's Apprentice
Number of posts: 11
Age: 15
Location: SPAARRRRTAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Job/Hobbies: Whatever the hell I want
Humour: Why is there BACON IN THE SOAP!?!?
Points:
Registration date: 2008-02-13
Me!
Class: jojojojojojojo
Weapon: pizza
Mount: penguin
| | Subject: Re: Fool-proof guide on how to get a girlfriend (it actually works! (see 9-26-08 for details)). Sat Apr 26, 2008 12:57 am | |
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lame
fag
Number of posts: 3522
Age: 16
Points:
Registration date: 2007-09-02
Me!
Class: fag
Weapon: fag
Mount: fag
| | Subject: Re: Fool-proof guide on how to get a girlfriend (it actually works! (see 9-26-08 for details)). Tue Oct 14, 2008 12:21 am | |
| Six months later, it works! I am an genius! |
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Time Waster
piece of excretement
Number of posts: 199
Age: 13
Location: England
Humour: Humor? Yeah right...
Points:
Registration date: 2008-04-21
Me!
Class: Diclonius
Weapon: Invisble arms XDD
Mount: My legs
| | Subject: Re: Fool-proof guide on how to get a girlfriend (it actually works! (see 9-26-08 for details)). Tue Oct 14, 2008 7:07 am | |
| | GM wrote: | or.........
Step 1: Save the school from a terrorist threat. |
That WILL work, considering i'm a girl
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This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
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This is moron cat
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lame
fag
Number of posts: 3522
Age: 16
Points:
Registration date: 2007-09-02
Me!
Class: fag
Weapon: fag
Mount: fag
| | Subject: Re: Fool-proof guide on how to get a girlfriend (it actually works! (see 9-26-08 for details)). Tue Oct 14, 2008 10:13 pm | |
| Pfft. Terrorists are just a myth. |
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RRPlayer
paris hilton's toilet tissue
Number of posts: 357
Age: 16
Points:
Registration date: 2008-07-08
Me!
Class: Mandolin Player
Weapon: Ye Olde Times Mandolin
Mount: A horse-drawn carrige.
| | Subject: Re: Fool-proof guide on how to get a girlfriend (it actually works! (see 9-26-08 for details)). Tue Oct 14, 2008 11:44 pm | |
| | Dave the Firefighter wrote: | | Pfft. Terrorists are just a myth. |
Yeah. They're like an honest politician. |
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