Here's one submitted by Shreddy!

With edits by me, of course!

[19:34:57] One Horse Open Tiger : GEAR THE RED NOSED AWESOME

[19:35:03] One Horse Open Tiger : HAD A VERY SHINEY NOSE

[19:35:10] One Horse Open Tiger : AND IF YOU EVER SAW HIM

[19:35:16] One Horse Open Tiger : YOU MIGHT EVEN SAY IT GLOWS

[19:35:21] One Horse Open Tiger : like George Washington!

[19:35:30] One Horse Open Tiger : ALL OF THE OTHER AWESOMES

[19:35:37] One Horse Open Tiger : USED TO LAUGH AND CALL HIM NAMES

[19:35:46] One Horse Open Tiger : like "The Lightbulb"

[19:36:04] One Horse Open Tiger : THEY WOULD NEVER LET HIM JOIN IN

[19:36:16] One Horse Open Tiger : ALL OF THEIR AWESOME GAMES

[19:36:39] One Horse Open Tiger : Like Pin the Tail on the Not-Awesome.
THEN ONE AWESOMELY STORMY NIGHT!

AMY CLAUSE CAAAAAME TO SAAAAAAAAAY!

GEAR, WITH YOUR NOSE SO BRIIIIIIIIGHT!

WON'T YOU GUIDE MY SLEIGH TONIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

and he did 'cos he was totally cool and stuff

ONCE HE RETUUUUUUURRRRNNNNED!

ALL OF THE OTHER REINDEEEEEERR!

they were totally jealous 'cos gear got to get the frontrunner and they didn't

and he gets to totally go down in history

LIKE A LIGHTBULB!
