Gah. I'm exausted.

Jake walks out into the night, out towards the bartender.

How much dancing do they expect me to do?

Jake reaches the bartender, and hops on his back.

C'mon, boy. Let's go home.

Eric parks the Mustang in front of a bar and goes talk to the barman

Gimme a double scotch man

Eric starts drinking

Flying High over the city of cityland Plasmatic is flying his Motohelicopterplane while killing the little Emo kids below\

DIE EMO <snip>

Jinzo, jumping artlike from Tree to Tree, unseen by Human eyes, notices a bar. The bar seems to be filling with the evening crowd.

"I'm kind of Thirsty. I guess I'll see what's going on."

Jinzo puts his blowdarts away, so to not attract attention. However, he keeps the dartblower close to him, and his lungs full, just incase something strange happens.

"Ahh, I see Rick Astley is the entertainment for tonight."

He pulls up a chair in the back of the bar and lightly drinks his Seltzer Water. Alcoholic Beverages distort his Blowdart aim.

Ok Let's Go for a Ride

Stevo rides on his Orchestra of Wolves with his gear all ready in case of enemies

I'm not the entertainment! I'm just here to get a drink!

The crowd wants Jake to do some Rick Astley.

... fuck.

WE'RE NO STRANGERS TO LOVE...

Makes out with hot gurl on streets

What Can I say? Chicks dig Jedis.

The scope crosshairs are slowly focusing on the target's forehead. he squeezes the trigger, and brains are spurted all over the wall. suddenly, Colin has a strange urge to go to a distant bar he's never been to where Rick Astley. He folds his expensive sniper rifle and walks away. He approches the bar, unarmed other than the buck knife in his sock and a small pistol in his belt.

this place looks seedy....

After a hard day of bringing judgment to the emo kids of the world Plasmatic wants a cold drink, he finds a suitable bar thats featuring live entertainment from Rick Astley, Totally Awesome!

A cold one barkeep.

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP! NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN! NEVER...

As Jake finishes the last lines of the song, the crowd starts cheering, asking for an encore.

Erm...

See, Jake doesn't know any other Rick Astley songs (>.>), so he asks for an acoustic and starts a totally different song.

We passed upon the stair...

eifion descends from heaven and smashez da gitar over hiz hed

help!

"Only the true Rick Astley can produce melodies that soothe the heart after a long day of blowdarting, but this fake did ok, too."

Jinzo, displeased with acoustic guitars, strides towards the bathroom of the bar to release the fluids from his internals. As he enters the bathroom, he bumps into a brawny, dark leathered chap, who gave the tell-tale signs of drunkeness.

"Watch where you're goin' next time!" he half burped and yelled at Jinzo.
Then, just to prove how BA he was, he gave a grunt and slapped Jinzo in the face and said "That should teach ya."

Jinzo, tempted to fill this guy with a poisoned dart, just stood, silent, with a gaze that even a Drunken man would learn to fear. as the drunken man cantered away, Jinzo caught a glimpse of a gun in a holster attached to this Belt.

"I'll keep an eye on this guy"

Why should I help you?

Jake said this in amazement at the man's sudden appearance.

You ruined my set.

bcuz i hav a wife 2 kids 2 support

PICK UP THAT GUITAR AND TALK TO ME!

Svart walks into the strange bar and sees a mass of people. He hops out of his mech suit.

Was this man trying to play some music?

ie

Eifion picks up a Michael Jackson-shaped gee-tar and plays some Led Zep riffs the crowd luvs him hes so awesome

Let us jam together, good sir.

Svart turns his Banhammer into a guitar and begins to play some blues.

As Plasmatic begins to pull out his dirigidoo in attempt to show these people real talent a large, grotesque, hairy, man charges into the bar and begins to mercilessly beat the patrons of it

WHERE IS ASTLEY!?!?! it screams

the crowd boos svart

"Eifion! Eifion!" they scream

o ok

*solo*