omg im not astley im just an impersonator

take me instead

da guy takes me instead

WHY DID YOU BOO ME!!!???

Svart kills the first row with a swing from the ban hammer and then starts playing guitar again.

"Hmm, this is a little out of control..."

Jinzo looks around at all the wildness of the bar in amazement at how much alcohol affects people. He also looks outside to see a fresh layer of snow laying on the ground outside.

Then! he sees the person that captured Eifion, and Jinzo chases him, like a stealthy, camo angel. No one notices his awesomeness however: just one bad part of being a silent hero.

"fwoop"

Jinzo slugs the kidnapper with a sleep dart, leaving the villians veins full of a fluid sure to cause sleep within seconds.

"Right in the Heart. Jinzo, you are amazing." He says to himself.

"I better sort this out............"

Stevo jumps off from his Orchestra of Wolves and watches the chaos in the pub, so he sends his Orchestra of Wolves and attacks everyone

"DAMN, BITCH!"

Sweet Daddy D finishes up lovin' with his hoe and drives the pimp wagon (escalade) to his favorite bar where he sees that pandemonium is breaking out.

"JAYZUS! WHATCHU FOOLS DOIN?"

Sweet Daddy D smacks his pimp cane to the floor, making a loud noise. He hopes to stop the chaos and see if he can advertise his hoe while he's at it.

Jinzo, who had chased the kidnapper nearly a kilometer from the bar, was tired. So tired infact, he couldn't carry Eifion back to the warm bar. He carried Eifion to a nearby tree, and wrapped him in his divine camo cloak, and tied up the kidnapper in a rope and left him out sleeping in the ever-increasing snow.

"That should do it."

Jinzo grabs a handful of the snow strewn across the ground, and thrusts it deep into his thirsty jowls. After 5 of these aforementioned actions, he jumps hastily back to bar so to maybe catch a Rick Astley encore. When he notices an escalade with the liscense plate "Pimpmobile" and a machine gun outfitted Helicopter and hears heavily distorted guitar and orchestrally howling wolves, he freezes and reaches for 10 of his heaviest dosed darts.

"I have a bad feeling about this."

The chaos inside was worse then he could have ever imagined.

Colin had started the crowd in a rousing camp song, and all the drunks got mad and started beating each other up, so Colin pulled out his expensive Colt .45 and shot a round into the air. This ticked the drunks off even more, so Colin had to fend off the rabid drunks by killing every last drunk except for the ones who weren't trying to kill him.

"Well, this will look bad on my resume..."

Hum, that Colt should be realy expoensive, and I really need some money... maybe if I could steal it...

Eric goes behind Colin and hits him on the head with a bottle

I think he will be out for some time...

Eric grabs the Colt and get out of the bar

"DAMN! You people be all crazy up in here! I'mma shut ya'll up!"
Sweet Daddy D and his BAMF self get in the escalade and start to mow down the crowd.
"SHIT! THIS ESCALADE BE BALLIN'!"

Jinzo, still outside the bar, hears multiple gun fires. He then witnesses a strangely dressed person run out to the "Pimpmobile" with a very scantily clad woman and drive into the bar. Tired from the action that has already occured, the adrenaline pumping in Jinzo's veins are at dangerously high levels. He looks at his watch which reads 3:26.

"The night is still young."

He pulls out a heavy dart, weighed down with limestone for maximum pain, and nails the only guy with a gun in the place, knocking him unconcious in a nonfatal way. However, he didn't really look like a sniper, more like a special agent...

Jinzo trips on the corpse of a bar attendee, which alerts him to the amount of dead bodies all over the ground. He decides to pull out tranquilizer darts instead of venom darts, and nails the Escalade driver, along with some other rioting bar attendees. Within 3 minutes, the Bar has become silent but the sounds of acoustic guitars from the front stage.

"All in a nights work."

Jinzo's watch reads 5:51. He decides to head home and rest.

Eric starts waking up

Shit, that guy hit me bad... it's already 10:03...

"Ugh...what time is it...."

Jinzo opens his eyes to find that he was so tired, he passed out in the middle of City Park. What's worse is that he had been sleeping for 2 days (which he discovered from looking at his watch with the date on it), and it hadn't stopped snowing, so there was about a foot of snow on top of him. He then shudders from the cold, remember now that he had lent his cloak to that Elvis impersonator. He looks at his skin, blue from the cold, and starts "swimming" through the snow to get on top. He finally breaks to the surface, and the bright sunlight burns his eyeballs to the point of tears.

"This is terrible. And that singing is awful!"

His attention moves to the carolers in the park pavilion, who couldn't carry a tune to save their lives. Frustrated from the intense cold and his body's aches all over, he prepares to sleep dart the front soprano singer, but he curls in pain when he takes his deep breath.

"I think I need to go to a hospital."

Comes out of corner, and pulls out lightsaber

"Watch your back Jinzo".

That guy seems sick... shit, the guy with the light saber will attack him!

Grabs a rock and throws at him

Run sick guy, run!

Ummm This looks interesting............

Stevo rides on his Orchestra of Wolves but suddenly one of them sniffs at DAC and bites him badly

"Run, sick guy, Run!" says the secret agent Jinzo had knocked out at the bar.

Jinzo, struggling to find energy, grabbed a handful of snow and put it into his mouth to melt, and maybe give him more energy, as he starts running, now seeing that a Jedi, who thought were good guys, was being attacked by the special agent. Jinzo thought he should help out the nice special agent, but figured he had been trained on how to deal with Jedi.

"Faster, Jinzo, Faster...."

As the blood starts pumping in his veins, he slowly picks up speed, until he's out of the park, and striding so fast he's not even leaving tracks in the snow. The color returns to his skin, and he starts feeling like his normal self. The only signs he leaves that he had been there was the few times he reached down and clutched some snow to drink.

"I'm Home!"

He finally reached his house. He started making himself some hot chocolate, whilst going to him room and restocking his darts and grabbing another cloak, but he pulled out his white one, one he rarely uses outside of the winter season. He put the hot chocolate into a handy travel cup and sprints back to the park.

"I sure hope the special agent is OK."

Jake sighed.

There's just not much call for Rick Astley impersonators anymore...

"Since when was there EVER call?"

... master?

"Yes, Jake. I want you to come back and complete your training, as my student."

... I'll do it! I'll go back to being a student at MUMMY UNIVERSITY!

Sweet Daddy D wakes up in his apartment, and his hoe comes up to explain that she drove him home after he was PWND. He thanks her with a firm slap on the buttocks.
"DAMN, BITCH! YO ASS BE BANGIN!"
He decides to get back in the Escalade, where he sees a guy shoveling snow into his mouth, and SDD (Sweet Daddy D) realizes that this in fact is the man who darted him.
"OHHHH SNAP."
SDD puts the Escalade in 4WD and it begins barreling towards the house.