hi everybody! i'm mummy kid, welcoming you to the mummy tales reunion special! today is the aniversary of when our writer joined the community that spawned me! yay! so, we- daddy, why are you rushing towards mummy with that knife? daddy? DADDY? PLEASE, DADDY, NO! ... why is there red stuff coming out of her? daddy! what did you do?! daddy! tell me! no, don't run towards me with that knife! daddy! no! no! help! police! hi mr. police man! my father is trying to stab me! thanks for taking him away! maybe this time away will teach you respect! so, mr. police man, what are you doing with that nightstick? ... i don't like the looks of this! ow! *k.o.'d*
one hour later:
van mummy, where are we going? are we visiting daddy? i hope not! he might try to... ... rape me! [2] please don't let him do that mr. van mummy, sir! don't hit me again! *k.o.'d*
another hour later:
where am i? a serial rapist's house? oh no! *raped* ow! don't go in that far! *penis hits brain* *dead* THE END. [3]
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Wed Feb 06, 2008 5:01 pm