Jakeyman
this guy
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 |  Subject: Based off Guitar Hero III and other events.  Mon Dec 03, 2007 7:56 am | |
| The Devil went down to Georgia 'cos he was a-lookin' for a soul to steal. He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind, and he was willin' to make a deal.He came across a young woman on a guitar playin' it hot. The Devil jumped up on a hickory stump and said "Girl, let me tell you what! I betcha didn't know it, but I'm a guitar player, too. And if you care to take a dare, well I'll make a bet with you. Now I see you play a pretty good Gibson, girl, but give the Devil his due. I bet a Fender of gold against your soul 'cos I think I'm better than you." "Now, my name is Casey and it might be a sin, but I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret 'COS I'M THE BEST THERE'S EVER BEEN." Casey risen up that pick and play your guitar hard! Hell's broke loose in Georgia, and the Devil deals in cards! Now, if you win, you get a shiney Fender made of gold! But if you lose the Devil gets your soul!
The Devil opened up his case and said, "Here, beat this lick", and fire flew from his fingertips and his hands were lightnin' quick. And he pulled that pick across the strings, and it made an evil hiss... and the band of demons joined in, and it sounded a little something like this!
"Load up on guns, bring your friends, it's fun to lose and to pretend. She's overborne and self-assured, oh no, I know a dirty word.
Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low? Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low? Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low? Hello, hello, hello, hello...
With the lights out it's less dangerous, here we are now! Entertain us! Actin' stupid and contagious! Here we are now! Entertain us!
A mullato an albino, a mosquito my libido...
Yay!
I'm worse at what I do best, and for this gift I feel blessed... our little group has always been, and always will until the end...
Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low? Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low? Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low? Hello, hello, hello, hello...
With the lights out it's less dangerous, here we are now! Entertain us! Actin' stupid and contagious! Here we are now! Entertain us!
A mullato an albino, a mosquito my libido...
Yay!
And I forget just why I taste... oh, yeah I guess it makes me smile... I found it hard... it's hard to find... oh well whatever nevermind ...
With the lights out it's less dangerous, here we are now! Entertain us! Actin' stupid and contagious! Here we are now! Entertain us!
A mullato an albino, a mosquito my libido...
Yay!
A denial..."
When the Devil finished Casey said, "You're pretty average, son. So sit down in that chair right there, let me show you how it's done!"
"What is this song all about? Can't figure any lyrics out... how do the words to it go? I wish you'd tell me I don't know...
Oh no... oh no... oh no... oh no... on no... oh no... oh no... no no...
NOW I'M MUMBLIN'! AND I'M SCREAMIN'! AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M SINGIN'! CRANK THE VOLUME! EARS ARE BLEEDIN'! I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M SINGIN'! WE'RE SO LOUD AND INCOHERENT! BOY, THIS OUGHTA BUG YOUR PARENTS! YEAH!
It's unintelligable... I just can't get it through my skull... it's hard to bargle nawdle zous with all these marbles in my mouth...
Oh no... oh no... oh no... oh no... on no... oh no... oh no... no no...
WELL, WE DON'T SOUND LIKE MADONNA! HERE WE ARE NOW! WE'RE NIRVANA! SING DISTINCTLY! WE DON'T WANNA! BUY OUR ALBUM! WE'RE NIRVANA! A GARAGE BAND FROM SEATTLE! WELL IT SURE BEAT RAISIN' CATTLE! YEAH!
Well, I forgot that verse... oh well, I guess it pays to rehearse... the lyrics sheets... so hard to find... what are the words? Oh nevermind.
Oh no... oh no... oh no... oh no... on no... oh no... oh no... no no...
WELL I'M YELLIN'! AND WE'RE PLAYIN'! BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'! WHAT'S THE MESSAGE I'M CONYEYIN'? CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT I'M SAYIN'? SO IF YOU'VE GOT SOME IDEA... DIDN'T THINK SO! WELL I'LL SEE YA! SAYONARA! SAYONARA! AYANAWA! ODINAWA! ODINAYA! YODINAYA! YADAYADA! YADAYADA! HIAHIA!"
Then the Devil bowed his head, because he knew that he'd been beat, and he laid that golden Fender on the ground at Casey's feet. Casey said, "Devil, won't you come on back if you ever wanna try again, I TOLD YOU ONCE YOU SON OF A *****, I'M THE BEST THERE'S EVER BEEN!" | |
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DAC
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| | Subject: Re: Based off Guitar Hero III and other events. Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:04 am | |
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Gear Me Up
hey dude what're you doing in my break room
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Location : An Ash concert :'(
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Class: Elvis Impersonator
Weapon: Harpoon
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| | Subject: Re: Based off Guitar Hero III and other events. Mon Dec 03, 2007 9:51 am | |
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Jakeyman
this guy
Number of posts : 3533
Age : 30
Location : penny lane
Job/Hobbies : banker with a motorcar
Humour : stop to say hello
Svartikins : great
Points :
Reputation : 0
Registration date : 2007-09-02
Me!
Class: this guy
Weapon: shoe
Mount: broom broom car
| | Subject: Re: Based off Guitar Hero III and other events. Mon Dec 03, 2007 9:57 am | |
| ... the part of TDWDTG that went YY(YB), etc. always reminded me of SLTS. I don't know why. | |
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Gear Me Up
hey dude what're you doing in my break room
Number of posts : 2254
Age : 31
Location : An Ash concert :'(
Job/Hobbies : rollerblades
Humour : funny
Svartikins : and
Points :
Reputation : 2
Registration date : 2007-09-08
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Class: Elvis Impersonator
Weapon: Harpoon
Mount: broom broom car
| | Subject: Re: Based off Guitar Hero III and other events. Fri Dec 14, 2007 9:36 am | |
| - Julie! Is! Ded! Yay! wrote:
- Casey risen up that pick and play your guitar hard!
Y'see, this doesn't make any sense. The original is "rosin up your bow". Rosin is a type of resin that fiddle players use to give the bow friction, see. Which, in turn makes the sound when you rub it across the strings. And risen is holding something in the air. I don't see the relation  | |
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Vivi(Fly by night!)
meet me in the secret hamper
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| | Subject: Re: Based off Guitar Hero III and other events. Fri Dec 14, 2007 2:40 pm | |
| - Blue Öyster Man wrote:
- Julie! Is! Ded! Yay! wrote:
- Casey risen up that pick and play your guitar hard!
Y'see, this doesn't make any sense.
The original is "rosin up your bow".
Rosin is a type of resin that fiddle players use to give the bow friction, see. Which, in turn makes the sound when you rub it across the strings.
And risen is holding something in the air.
I don't see the relation That whole explanation made you sound like someone who is trying too hard to sound smart. You really think that the majority of the people don't know what rosin is. | |
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Gear Me Up
hey dude what're you doing in my break room
Number of posts : 2254
Age : 31
Location : An Ash concert :'(
Job/Hobbies : rollerblades
Humour : funny
Svartikins : and
Points :
Reputation : 2
Registration date : 2007-09-08
Me!
Class: Elvis Impersonator
Weapon: Harpoon
Mount: broom broom car
| | Subject: Re: Based off Guitar Hero III and other events. Fri Dec 14, 2007 2:46 pm | |
| - Isaac wrote:
- Blue Öyster Man wrote:
- Julie! Is! Ded! Yay! wrote:
- Casey risen up that pick and play your guitar hard!
Y'see, this doesn't make any sense.
The original is "rosin up your bow".
Rosin is a type of resin that fiddle players use to give the bow friction, see. Which, in turn makes the sound when you rub it across the strings.
And risen is holding something in the air.
I don't see the relation
That whole explanation made you sound like someone who is trying too hard to sound smart.
You really think that the majority of the people don't know what rosin is. Don't try and direct your humiliation towards me. | |
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Vivi(Fly by night!)
meet me in the secret hamper
Number of posts : 582
Age : 29
Location : in space
Job/Hobbies : Time keeps on slippin'
Humour : If there's bucklerash on your classical guitar....
Points :
Reputation : 1
Registration date : 2007-09-05
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| | Subject: Re: Based off Guitar Hero III and other events. Fri Dec 14, 2007 2:59 pm | |
| - Blue Öyster Man wrote:
- Isaac wrote:
- Blue Öyster Man wrote:
- Julie! Is! Ded! Yay! wrote:
- Casey risen up that pick and play your guitar hard!
Y'see, this doesn't make any sense.
The original is "rosin up your bow".
Rosin is a type of resin that fiddle players use to give the bow friction, see. Which, in turn makes the sound when you rub it across the strings.
And risen is holding something in the air.
I don't see the relation
That whole explanation made you sound like someone who is trying too hard to sound smart.
You really think that the majority of the people don't know what rosin is.
Don't try and direct your humiliation towards me. I don't get it. | |
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