Friday Afternoon: *I get in from Work*
Mother: Hey Antony, we're going to Ireland
Me: Uhh....why?
Mother: We have family there so why not?
Me: ....
Mother: We leave in an hour
so I was in Dublin, Ireland, with family, Friday and Saturday.
Friday (In Dublin)
*Mother knocks on relatives' door*
*Door opens*
Mother: Hi!
Relative: Uhh... why are you here?
Mother: We had nothing better to do this weekend so why not!
Me: ....
Relative: ...
Mother: Ooh I love this wallpaper
*Bursts into the somewhat scared relatives' house*
*Me and relative (who happens to be my aunt) look at each other confusedly*
Aunt: Wha-
Me: I have no idea.
Needless to say, Saturday was very awkward.
Anyway, on to Sunday, me having gone to sleep about 2 in the morning:
Sunday:
*I wake up*
Me: Ughh, where are we?
Mother: In a car
Me: What?! What time is it?
Mother: 11 in the morning
Me:....
Mother: We're in Wales!
Me: *Shock*
Mother:
Me: Why are we in Wales?
Mother: Why not?
Me: ....
Mother: We're in a Service Station by Swansea
Me: ....k?
Mother: We're on the way home so I thought let's go to Swansea! And now we're nearly in Swansea
Me: ....
Mother: Let's look around Swansea!
Anyway, having looked around Swansea, we're now back in another service station, about to go home.
I'm eating a burger.
What an odd weekend...