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PostSubject: FREND: SERIES 2   Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:45 am

the rteurn of frend

dum dum dum

chapter 1: peter

hi im RANDOM ERECTION SYNDROME
im hey! arnold
hey hey! arnold
hey RANDOM ERECTION SYNDROME
lets go to abu dhabi hey! arnold
i totally dont want to go to there
o
mayb we could go to like helsinki or somewer
i dun lik teh helsinki
y not
raaaaaaaaah rah yah
o i c
lets go to thailand
sounds good thailand is my frend
i fap to pictures of thailand
i know
here is my cellphone
thank you for the cellphone

Later...

y r we in a mausoleum
we rnt in a mausoleum
oh yeah
we're in an airport
there r people walking into the airport
i know
here is my christmas list
dude its not christmas
read the christmas list
im not santa
let me rub the christmas list over your body
no
let me staple you to the floor
go away hey! arnold ur not cool
i totally am take that back
ur right i didn't mean it
look who it is it's jack white
hi im jack white
so anyway our flight is leaving in an hour
that means we have to wait here for an hour because we can't leave until then
how do i didn't forgot to bring money to buy food and drink
lets okay we can eat this small child
hello
hello
come closer to me and my knife and fork
sounds good

Elsewhere...

Ho ho ho, children! santa
farmer joe why are you dressed up as santa
I am Santa, children! santa
o ok
BE EXCITED AT THE SIGHT OF SANTA santa
wooh santa santa rox
That's better santa
farmer jo-
*Bludegeon* santa
santa you killed achmed
He called me the wrong name, Boy George santa
santa why are you here if its not christmas
It's christmas in Australia santa
it totally isn-
*Cannibalise* santa
y are u eating his organs santa
Because nobody put any mince pies out, Tony Handley santa
santa
Yes, Richard santa
why are we in antarctica
For an exciting adventure santa
the adventure is cold on my bones
i have to go now ... omg
oh bugger
we're stranded in the middle of nowhere without farmer joe
whatll we do
lets sing into the night
ok
HEY BABY BABY IN ANTARCTICA NAKED ON DA ICE YEAH YEAH ICE OVER MA BOD ITS COLD BUT I DONT CARE COS DA LOVIN SO HOT YEAH YEAH DYIN OF HYPOTHERMIA YEAH YEAH COLD LOVIN' TONIGHT
hey look its a penguin
what's that in its mouth
that's not a penguin!!!

Back at the airport...

that flight was great
we haven't been on the plane yet
then how are we in thailand
we totally aren't in thailand
prove it
omg i can't
case closed
oh look boarding for flight 0945660 to thailand is openin
sweet
hello do you have your tickets
yes
...
wat
we do ask that they're covered in feces
oh sorry gimme a minute
...
...
...
ahhh
thank you muchly
ew
omg
hey welcome aboard
dude why is this plane made out of fetal discharge
because we were out of fecal discharge
but-
stop knitpicking and sit down RANDOM ERECTION SYNDROME
*sits*
*sits*
ew
dude get over urself
but were sitting in fetal discharge and are about to fly 11 hours in a plane made out of fetal discharge
u cant always have everything you want
the air hostess is a harlequin foetus!!!!!!!!
you can't go around judging people by their looks
THERE ARE CHILDREN HANGING OFF THE SIDES OF THE PLANE BY ROPES
i don't know why i bother trying

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PostSubject: Re: FREND: SERIES 2   Sat Aug 09, 2008 8:06 am

chapter 2: i'm having a great time

that was a great flight
but were still on the plane hey! arnold
weve landed
we only just took off
what is the in-flight movie
begotten
sounds good
hello would you like some confectionary
no thank you air hostess
yes please i'd like some salted peanuts
here you go
thanks *et et*
HOLY CRAP THOSE ARENT SALTED PEANUTS
its always something with you
but but
how does your clotted urine taste
oh its very nice
great
great
great
great

Elsewhere...

stop readin fanmail kirk hamburger we hav an album 2 record
i just got this really nice letter from some guy
orly
yeah some guy from liverpool he says were really cool and dont afraid of anything
wow so nice
lets dedicate the entire album to him
great idea
hey i just realised
wat
we havent written any songs yet
oh yeah lol
rofl
lets just re record damage inc 8 times at different tempos in different keys
sounds smexy
The Primary Market Shall Be Dragonforce Fans
you said it robert truckdriver

Back on the plane...

hey! arnold
yes RANDOM ERECTION SYNDROME
there's a hole in the bathroom floor
oh shut up and go pee
but the pressure will suck me out of the plane
...
...
...
...
sounds good
hell yeah
*wak wak*
*suck out*
wooooah
hey
oh hey eric clapton whatre you doing 1100 feet in the air
oh you know just practising my licks
cool any plans for a cream reunion
not at the moment but who knows
okay great talkin to ya
you too buddy, take care
*crash* *splat* oh dear
hey dude what're you doing in my break room
oh you know just practising my licks
o ok

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PostSubject: Re: FREND: SERIES 2   Tue Aug 19, 2008 7:18 am

chapter 3: The Rise of Zaxphyolon

yawn that was a great nights sleep
*wak wak*
hey d00d y r u stil in my break room
my bones r broken
rofl
lmao
do u want me to cal 4 an ambulance
nah im okay my bones wil hel soon
ok is there anythin i can get u
um um a handheld phone and a copy of the eunuch monthly
her u go
thx *ring ring*
herro
hey hey! arnold its RANDOM ERECTION SYNDROME
hey! arnord ishnt here right now
o can i lev a message
yesh
can u tel him i didnt die wen i fel out of plane and that il b in thailand sun
ok
thx
o hang on
wat
whosh hey! arnord
just this guy
never heard of him
did i cal da right number
ROFR NO U DIDNT NUB
LOL OMG I DIALED DA WRONG NUMBER LMAO
WAIT UNTIR I TERR DA WIFE ABOUT THISH ROFR
OH JESUS CHRIST I AM A COMEDY GENIUS
YOU DIARRED DA WRONG NUMBAH ROFL ROFL
MY HEAD IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE FROM THE FUNNYNESS
I CANT BREATHE
*boom*
ur hed exproded ror
lol im such a noob

elsewhere...

farmer joe
Hello children santa
we just had to walk all the way here from antarctica
That was silly, you should have teleported santa
we dont know how to teleport
TIME FOR A FARMER JOE MAGIC LESSON santa
hooray
Each of you go to Diagon Alley and buy these things santa
then wat
Come and meet me at this address santa
oh goody
come on guys lets go
woohoo
yay
excelsior
life is sweet
Wait, where are you going? santa
wer goin 2 diagon alley
Don't be lame children, get under the fireplace santa
ok
Here's a bucket of shit santa
wat do we need this for, farmer joe
Each of you eat some of the shit then say Diagon Alley santa
*eat* ew
gah
so terrible
my mouth is not happy
*barf*
diagon alley
...
...
...
Okay, that didn't work, get in the Farmer Joemobile, I'll take you santa
yay

wow...

kirk hamburger we need to talk
ok
we all think youre too good at soloing 4 dis band
wat
ur way too good you should embark on a solo career
no plz let me stay
ur way 2 gd
how about i go on rhythm guitar
no get out
but
get ouuuut
well thats great i dont have any qualifications now what
hey
who the hell are you
GOD
oh hey god
hi
y are u here
im here 2 giv u loads of qualifications
thats nice of u
lol i know
thx 4 da qualifications
any time
oh and god
...
i luv u
rofl thats gay man
lol i know i was just jokin
gtg
bai

5 hours later...

wow so many qualifications
ye can i be a brain surgeon now
*bleep* yeah
cool

elsewar...

hey hey! arnold
hey RANDOM ERECTION SYNDROME
hey hows thailand
its gd except for the fact that i caught AIDS and the locals think im the devil
dude thats a real drag
yeh i know theyre gonna burn me alive 2moz
dude ive got a good idea
wat
u shud NOT get burned alive 2moz
hey thats a great idea
i know
much better than my idea of getting burned alive 2moz
you owe me 4 dat idea
ok
i cant come over til my bones mend
cool
i wont b long
o btw
wat
i gave birth to a rabbit with a deformed human head yesterday
thats kul
yeh
can u put him on da phone
sure
hey
hey man
wat up
nm hows bein a rabbit with a deformed human head workin out for u
oh u know u do get some discrimination but im mostly treated equally to others
nice
im actually goin on law and order soon as part of a plot line with some racist guys
oh good luck
thanks
i just shat myself
lame
i just shat myself again
dude ew
im drowning in my own shit
hangin up now
plz dont go
*click*

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PostSubject: Re: FREND: SERIES 2   Sat Sep 13, 2008 4:01 pm

chapter 4: saving the world for

♫ I was born under a bad sign ♫
zzzzzzz
♫ Left out in the cold ♫
zzzzzz buh
hello hey! arno
whats going on where am i i can't see anything
ur in a governemntie interrogation room
o god wat did i do and was it really necessary to hang me upside down
we hav suspicions that ur involved in a terrorist plot to blow up the world
wtf no im not
yes u r hey! arno and u better start talkin'
hey! arno but im hey! arnold
whoops
lol omg u got wrong guy
oopsrofl
♫ Don't come running to me ♫
hey nice tunes
thanks
so can u let me go now
um i duno
wat
my bos sez u gota stay her
for how long
eternity lol
god that sucks
ye i no
i cant beliv im stuck in governemient interrogation room for eternity
♫ A fool for your loving no mooore ♫
hello
wtf
whos there im still blindfolded
its me belt
go away belt
belt wtf
why do you reject me so
belt get over it i dont love you like you love me
wtf is going on here
why can't you love me i try ever so hard to make you happy
i can't love you because you're a belt
...
...
...
at least im not a belt
but u r literally a talking belt
we talking belts are people too you know
no u arent
wats goin on in here
o hi boss tell belt to go away
o god not belt again
hello how are you
belt we have a restraining order against you
hey what about me
who r u
im hey! arnold
o ok hey! arnold let me untie y
*CHIKA CHIKA CHIKA*
my brains
*CHIKA CHIKA*
organs
holy cow
*CHIKA CHIKA CHIKA*
belt!!!!
*CHIKA*
the world has gone...cold...
o god wtf
hey hey! arnold its me RANDOM ERECTION SYNDROME
o hey man
ive come to set you free
thats nice of u i thought id b here for eternity
not on my watch frend
ur so cool
i cant undo these shackles so im gonna cut off your legs then get a surgeon to reattach them
cant you unlock them with a key
no entiendo *chop*
*thud*
there we go
what a heroic rescue RANDOM ERECTION SYNDROME
im so hero and awesome and great looking

Later...

dont worry hey! arnold this guy has loads of qualifications dont u doctor hamburger
um yeah like 100
wow omg
how many operations like this have you done
um 100000000000
cool
yes dont u worry ur brain is in safe hands with me
wat

Elsewhere...

farmer joe we're back
i have to go now ... omg
uh-oh
but now we dont have a ride
wel hav 2 us da magec we lernd in hogwarts
ye
expelliarmus
my wand!!!!
oops soz
lets try engorgio *poof*
wow wer so big
oops we crushed tanzania
and all of america

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PostSubject: Re: FREND: SERIES 2   Sat Nov 08, 2008 8:22 am

chapter 5: the iPod competition

RANDOM ERECTION SYNDROME captain redbeard's ship be approaching, arrr
shiver me timbers, hey! arnold
what should we do
run away like girls
that isn't very manly RANDOM ERECTION SYNDROME
ik heb blauwe ogen zoals mijn moeder, maar bruin haar zoals mijn vader
ouch good comeback
thanks
by the way where are we

Elsewhere...

farmer joe we accidentally crushed America
Never mind children, accidents happen! santa
so we wont be in trouble
I never said that santa
oh buggeration farmer joe
exactly how much trouble are we in
A lot of trouble, children santa
uh-oh
hello, i'm a rubber man, how are you
who's that farmer joe
This is the man who will be punishing you santa
oh dear
come back to my place, children
farmer joe we don't like him
Go with him santa
get in my big black car
that isn't a big black car, it's an ice cream truck
I MUST NOT BE THWARTED OR QUESTIONED IN ANY WAY
sorry rubber man

Elsewhere...

doctor hamburger we need to have a word
what is it
well, it's just, every single one of your patients has died during surgery
each loss has effected me greatly
one patient was only going to get an x-ray
the x-ray killed every cell in their body
i find that hard to believe, doctor hamburger
can you prove that that isn't what happened
yes, we have a video showing you sticking them in a giant blender
...
...
at least im not a giant blender
doctor hamburger this is quite serious
spare me the lecture, chief
i'm afraid we have to let you go
oh dear
your severance package includes $100,000,000 and a further annual $1,000,000, may god have mercy on your soul
YES KA-CHING WOOHH WOOHH
he's taking it well
what the hell is he doing to that cactus!!

Elsewhere yet again...

it's a shame that we're stranded on this deserted island alone hey! arnold
it sure is RANDOM ERECTION SYNDROME
i guess our only hope of survival is to repopulate the island
wat
we will eat the children
um um um thats pretty gay RANDOM ERECTION SYNDROME
...
...
at least im not gay
but you are gay you just said you wanted to repopulate this island with me
no i didnt god stop pretending your fantasies are real
hello
who the hell
its me rolf harris
hey rolf harris what are you doing on this deserted island
oh you know, just hanging around
rofl
lmao
i guess one of us has to be eaten for us to survive
i agree
but who
...
...
...
i vote hey! arnold
me too
wait what
goodbye hey! arnold
rolf harris put down that gun
no

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PostSubject: FREND: SERIES 2   Mon Dec 29, 2008 6:16 am

chapter 6: all week long getting primed up for what we do and when i get it up gonna spend some time with you

hey rolf harris are you enjoying your hey! arnold
yeah it's super-good
woohoo
pass the salt
we don't have any salt
o
you'll have to eat it without salt
i'll try *sob*
oh hey hey! arnold
hey guys
we thought u wer dead hey! arnold we are cannibalizing your corpse right now
yeah well if the witch knew the true meaning of sacrifice she might have
interpreted the deep magic a little differently, for she would know
that if a willing victim who had committed no treachery died in a
traitors stead the stone table would crack and death itself would
begin to unwind
o i c
yeah
would u like some hey! arnold
sure why not
rolf harris what are you doing
i'm drivin'
but you're not
yes i am *brooooooom*
dude get back here
give us a ride
damn were trapped without rolf harris
this is all your fault
shut up hey! arnold
no

Elsewhere....

rubber man what are you doing
baking a cake...only without the cake...and with men
we really need to find a way out of this place gaiz
ye totally
how about that air vent
wow wat a good idea
hey what r u doin'
escapin' through the air vent
don't
we want to
i don't want you to
tough
raaaaaaargh yaaaaaaa ragh
dude, he showed us
damn you rubber man
ha ha i am victorious once agai-
Come, lets search the castle - others may still be trapped inside and Peter will need all the help he can get.
excuse me what are you doing in my house
sonic herooooooooooes
what's going on
this is reality, i am everywhere
wtf why is red ooze coming from the ceiling
i am nothing, and everything
where am i
Ha ha - say Garth, I really like babes
IM BLIND *gouge* *ded*
...
...
...
thanks dave
don't mention it

Elsewhere...

wow making a solo album is hard
*ding dong*
hello
hi im david gilmour i was wondering if you wanted to check out some of my solo album demos
...
...
*bludgeon* *smash, smash*
oh dear *ded*
ke ke ke ke ke the demos are mine *listin* wow wat gd demos
*ding dong*
hello
hey im the mailman heres ur package
...
...
*bludgeon* *smash, smash*
oh dear *ded*
ke ke ke ke ke the package is mine *open* oh boy, laxative sundae *et et*
*ding dong*
well who could that be
Hello
robert truckdriver, what are you doing here
I Have Come To Talk You Out Of It
talk me out of what
Your Plot To Steal From Orphans
i wasnt gona steal from or-
Don't Do It Kirk Have A Heart
but robert truckdriver, i-
Here Are Photos Of Orphans
why are they playing tennis
Goodbye *Boom*
ha u missed
Damn, It Was A Mistake To Bring One Bullet

Back on the island...

it looks like this is the end, hey! arnold
but there's a ferry right by the-
the end, hey! arnold
but-
THE END, hey! arnold
sure whatever
farewell *ded*
lolwtf
hey dude need a ride
yeah man *onboard* wow nice ferry
thanks *steer, steer*
so where's this ferry heading
hell itself
sounds good

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PostSubject: Re: FREND: SERIES 2   Sat Jul 11, 2009 4:08 pm

chapter 7: vinnicaious

here we are, hell itself
i really like the red magnolia finish
*boing*
so, why are we here
we've come to see the president of hell
hey guys
oh hey RANDOM ERECTION SYNDROME, what are you doing here
oh, you know, just writing my webcomic
here comes the bus
i didn't know you owned a bus company
i guess i've hidden it pretty well
*get on*
here is my bus pass mr. driver
*steal, eat*
dude *sit down*
hey mr. driver, how much for a return ticket to the president's house
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
wow, this bus is a rip off *giv* *sit down*
*drive*
so, who is the president of hell
his name is len
how did he become president
democratic voting system

An hour later...

hey, this is our stop *get off*
*get off*
oh man, i just realized
what
we forgot hey! arnold
omg lol
rofl
no matter, i can materialise him out of thin air
pretty convenient
*materialise*
hey guys
hey
omg, couldn't you have materialised him without wings
meh

Elsewhere...

*ring ring*
hello
hello, is this kirk hamburger
it sure is
hey guy, this is sony records
hey sony
yo
wubu2
nm u
nm lol
anyway, we listened through your solo album demos
wat
the demos of your solo album that you sent to us
i havent sent anything
o
stranger than fiction
Ha Ha Ha
omg robert truckdriver
I Stole Bryan Ferry's Demo Tapes And Sent Them In Under Your Name
o no
Muahaha
i'll kill you *roundhouse kick*
Ha, You Mi-*bang* Ow Guess I Should Have Waited For Your Leg To Move Before Coming To That Conclusion
hey, i have mail *read* wow it's a postcard
i can't believe you got a postcard
you said it, burglar
btw i've poured gasoline all over the house and plan to throw a lit match as i leave
aw, burglar, come on, don't be lame
teehee *run*
aw, dude, come on, aw, that's not great
*throw* *catch on fire*
i mean seriously, fire, dude, that just isn't nice, aw, now look what you've done, i'm on fire, that's just, really uncool, seriously

Elsewhere...

*knock knock*
hey
hello mr president
nice to meet you, what are you doing here
my friends are visiting from earth and would like to meet you
...friends.....???
yeah, hey! arnold, and RANDOM ERECTION SYNDROME
um
wait hang on wtf
are your friends invisible
they might have turned invisible
yeah we have
o
lolwtf
nice to meet you mr president
nice to meet you too hey! arnold
im RANDOM ERECTION SYNDROME
o
speaking of which, where is hey! arnold
......
......
......
*boom*
my house!!!!!!
omg
hey guys
hey! arnold what did you do
what are you talking about, i've been over there buying an ice cream
then, who blew up the president's house
hmmm
hmmm
it's a mystery
yo
OH MY-
NOT YOU
would you like a snack or perhaps a cool beverage
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELT *run, run*
please don't go

Elsewhere...

farmer joe, what are you doing
Turning corn into ethanol, children santa
sounds great
I plan to make lots of cash santa
it sure is a great concept
i like black magic
Dave, we all know you like black magic santa
revive satan
Dave, if you revive Satan, your mummy and I will be very upset santa
chuck faeces
Chucking faeces however, is fair game santa
*chuck*
my eye
Don't worry Joel, you have two santa
hmmm, good point
Here Joel, you're a man now santa
wow, a sword
omg
*stab*
ow *ded*
farmer joe, joel killed dave
stop telling on me
Joel, say sorry to Dave santa
sorry dave
it's okay, i guess i started it in the first place
Well children, tonight is the dance-off, I hope you've been practicing santa
we sure have
what song are we dancing to again, farmer joe
comfortably numb ... omg
groovetastic
farmer joe, i have a confession to make
What's that, Louis santa
i have, and always have been....*remove diguise* brian may
Wait, what ZOMG SANTAS SAD
and now that i know the secret behind turning corn into ethanol, my work here is done
*puff of smoke*
*cough cough cough*
Well, that was disappointing ZOMG SANTAS SAD
farmer joe, i have a confession to make too
What's that, Joe ZOMG SANTAS SAD
i am, and always have been.....*remove disguise* a wormhole
*sucked into*

Elsewhere...

pant pant
we finally got away from belt
how do we get back to earth
i can take you back up in my ferry, i guess...for a price
how much
$20
um
*whisper, whisper, collect, collect*
we have $18.68, half a pack of mentos, and a brown gel pen
meh, that'll do
i guess this is goodbye, mr. president
goodbye, hey! arnold
i...i'll always love you
our love will be forever
*passionate kiss*
wtf
this is hot
go away belt

the OOOOOOOOOOOH, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH ALL NIGHT, YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH of chapter 7
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PostSubject: Re: FREND: SERIES 2   Sun Jul 26, 2009 7:10 am

chapter 8: the rise and fall of mr. wolf

i can't believe we're not in hell anymore
but we are
look, it's liam!!!!!!
hey RANDOM ERECTION SYNDROME how you been
pretty good
hey guys it's time to leave
what do you mean it isn't time to leave yet, we've been waiting for so long
i'm sorry
it's not your fault
*get off*
so what should we do while we wait
let's script java
i didn't know you could script java hey! arnold
what did you think i did for a living

Eight hours later...

well, thanks for teaching me to script java, hey! arnold
don't mention it RANDOM ERECTION SYNDROME
hey! arnold, where have you been for the past eight hours
oh, you know, just hanging around
surely the ferry should be read to head back to earth now
the wait is like a wooden shoe
let's go ask him
*teleport*
dude, you wasted all our mana
i can't thank you enough for all you've done
hey guys, the ferry is ready
i don't believe it
by the way i'm wearing a wig

Elsewhere...

Well, children, it sure was a shame that Joe turned out to be a wormhole in disguise ZOMG SANTAS SAD
you said it farmer joe
Thank goodness the wormhole only took us to a parallel dimension where everything is the same except there are Haribo all over the floor santa
praise the lord
though having to walk through haribo constantly is slightly annoying
I agree, Boy George ZOMG SANTAS SAD
how do we get back to our dimension
Oh, we just climb back in the wormhole santa
but finding the wormhole will be so hard
hey look, there it is
Dave, that's a Hybrid car santa
oh, sorry
It was an easy mistake to make santa
hello
omg
it's me, man-with-a-divider-for-a-head
Oh, hello Man-with-a-divider-for-a-head santa
nice to meet you, i was wondering if you could help me, i lost my little sitter, she's about 5'2", has brown hair, and is wearing a green jacket and pink leggings
Does she have a divider for a head? santa
... why would she
...
this is a clear case of prejudice against people with dividers for heads
Oh, I have nothing against those with dividers for heads ZOMG SANTAS SAD
you know, forget it
Gosh ZOMG SANTAS SAD
by the way, those children that were with you have all run off
Wait, what ZOMG SANTAS SAD

Elsewhere...

*knock knock*
omg kirk hamburger
james henderfeldt plz let me back into the band
but ur replacement has just started fitting in
my replacement??
hey
kirk, i'd like you to meet marty fredhead
marty fredhead, i thought you died
no, i was in hospital for a while after being struck down with swine flu but i didn't die
oh, are you still contagious
yes
sweet
lego
james henderfeldt, cant you let me back in as the second lead guitarist
dunno i'd have to ask lars ulrickastley
i hope he says yes
i thought you had a solo album coming out
i did, but i couldn't remember where i saved the files on my computer
oh, a shame
hey, what's that guy over there holding
omg it's a nuclear bomb
don't detonate that nuclear bomb
i want to
*roundhouse kick*
ouch *drop*
kirk you saved the world
i did didn't i
hey everybody, kirk hamburger saved the world
*applause*
omg the queen
i present you with the "pretty good at saving the world" medal
*give*
*applause*
i used to be a doctor
*heart attack*
kirk hamburger, no!!

Elsewhere...

Children, don't you run off like that again santa
but we were dragged away by a child magnet
I guess as long as I keep turning corn into ethanol, everything will be alright santa
farmer joe, it's brian may
!
!
*run*
*chase, chase*
*tackle*
ow
You made me very upset, Brian May ZOMG SANTAS SAD
*et, et*
Stop eating Haribo off the floor ZOMG SANTAS SAD
soz
I forgive you santa
oh, for everything
Sure why not santa
can i disguise myself as a child and re-join the group
Sure... Louis santa
*embrace*
i own a tv
shut up dave
hey can i re-join too
joe!!!!!
*sucked into*

Elsewhere...

we're back on earth, hooray
it feels good to be back
we can't thank you enough for all you've done, guy
no problem, all i ask for in return is your mortal coil
sounds like a good deal
*absorb*
thanks
i guess we'll see you around
bye, i won't miss you
*sail*
so, how should we celebrate our return to earth hey! arnold
let's have a party
yeah great idea
we can have beer
yeah, and drugs
and sex with women
before marriage? you sicken me
*leave*
come back

Seven weeks later...

life without hey! arnold, it hasn't been easy........maybe i should go and see him, he was my best friend after all, and i don't want to lose him like liam........maybe.....just maybe.......if he comes back.......i'll have someone to play guitar hero world tour with
rofl fag
shut up shredd
*walk walk walk*
*find find*
here it is......hey! arnold's house
*knock knock*
hey, its unlocked
*open*
*sneak, sneak*
not in the kitchen.....
*look*
maybe he's in the bedroom
*open*
wow, it's as dark as a dungeon in here
don't turn on the light
eh
*turn on*
AHHHHHHHH
HELP ME
OH MY GOD BELT

the two glasses of lemonade of chapter 8
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PostSubject: Re: FREND: SERIES 2   Wed Nov 03, 2010 1:15 pm

chapter F: fillin'

party planin is a art cari n im a artist
NO U
NO ME
i dont want to be a roman
wat
i want to be that
hi im liam
no im liam
great
great
omg iv got it
omg omg
a harlem gangster block party rite here
wat
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
hey! arnold where are you
i cant feel my legs
no hey! arnold why
RANDOM ERECTION SYNDROME
im here buddy
tell my wife... she's not that cool
dude too far
what a waste of life
you said it, private investigatour
i can find out who did this
great
great

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doctor hamburger
why am i in your giant sack of love
why not LOL
LMFAO
doctor hamburger it is i frank!!!
who
you killed my father
dude stop makin shit up my god ur so childish
september 11 2001
nice date
you flew a plane in2 da twin towers
good times ROFL
no people died that makes it worst day ever
NO U
...
...
AMERICANS DIED WORST DAY EVER
butthurt
NO1 DYD B4 9/11 AMRIKAN TRAGDY WRST DAY OF ALL DAYS BY FAR
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU *an hero*
i guess youd say he lived free...
...
died hard
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Elsewhere...

ok RANDOM ERECTION SYNDROME i know who raped your daughter
i bet it was eric clapton that guy has always been a thorn in my side
the person who is to blame is...
...
ORANGE
just as i suspected
great
great
hey guys
hello hey! arnold how was vegas
oh you know cant complain
great
great
great
so wat r u guys doin LMFAO
private investigatour just taught me how to chuck shoe like a man who has a disease which prevents him from not-chucking shoe LOL
sounds lame ROFL
LMFAO
LOL
ROFL

Elsewhere...

santa is it time for my cameo yet
Hush, Ieyouanne santa
but santa i
Ieyouanne, I am trying to unknown catalyst didn't notice it before ZOMG SANTAS SAD
great
great

Elsewhere...

i was a main character once you know
0/10
not even trolling i said the second line of the series!!!
omg ur liam
yes LMFAO
can i hav ur autogrog LOL
no ROFL
y not LMFAO
i dun hav autogrog cards ROFL
...
...
YOU MONSTER
wat
YOU ARE THE WORST HERO EVER
im so sorry
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY SIGHT
NO U
NO ME
put the broken butterfly down rolf harris
no LOL
ROFL
liam, i...
the single tear streaming down your face is enough
words cannot convey...
i understand, baby
how can you possibly understand what I...
what you did for
for you and I
I and the baby
babies
super babies
more babies than I enjoy
that's about 5 babies
ouch
inorite
i would have 5 babies, for you
say no more
...
good night rolf harris
*bang*

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