The best thing ever posted on OGHF. Heavily inspired by Eifion.

http://community.guitarhero.com/forums/55708/forum_topics/104463?page=1#forumposts-1226175

You can stop requesting AC/DC and Led Zeppelin now. AC/DC are Harmonix-exclusive, so they're Rock Band-exclusive. No AC/DC in GH. Led Zeppelin don't wanna give out their songs' rights, so, yeah. Stop requestin' 'em.


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