Yeah anyway, in all seriousness.
Platforms: Wii, Nintendo DS
Release Date: Q4 2008
Developer/Publisher: Fall Line Studios/Disney Interactive Studios
Soundtrack:
* "Whip It" by Devo
* "My Generation" by The Who
* "Fell in Love with a Girl" by The White Stripes
* "Our Time Now" by Plain White T's
* "Steady, As She Goes" by The Raconteurs
* "Can't Stand Losing You" by The Police
* "Smooth Criminal" by Michael Jackson
Songs by Jonas Brothers, Weezer, Paramore, Cheap Trick, Blondie and The Cars.
The game will feature over 30 songs which comprise of "a broad selection of current hits and all-time rock favorites" by "some of the biggest names in rock, alternative, popular, emo, and indie rock music". All songs will be cover versions, in order to better tweak the music to fit with the game, and allow both male and female vocalists.
Gameplay:
Ultimate Band allows players to play guitar, drums, bass or be the front man in a band (though vocals are not supported). The Wii version follows the fortunes of an upstart rock band, with the player building the career of their customizable character, unlocking bonus songs, venues and accessories.
Unlike other music games, Ultimate Band forgoes the use of specialized peripherals such as guitar and drum controllers, relying mainly on the Wii Remote and Nunchuk for the Wii version, and the touch screen and stylus for the DS version. For example, to play notes on guitar in the Wii version the player must press a button combination on the Nunchuk while strumming the Wii Remote up and down. The DS version will also allow players to create and record their own songs, and have greater song customization options.
Ultimate Band features support for Disney Interactive's DGamer community network.
In case you haven't noticed, I've basically quoted the entire Wikipedia article.
As the above picture shows, Stevo is a guest guitarist.