The Secret Chats: Eif and Jinz chronicles

This is where I let you guys view samples of the greatness that is Eif and My conversations on MSN:

(11:51 AM) bluebell cadwala:
dealer from hell, pretty intense ending
(11:51 AM) bluebell cadwala:
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
a-a-a-a-aaaaaaaah
(11:51 AM) bluebell cadwala:
a-a-a-a-AAAAAAAHHHHHHH-AH-AH-AAAAAAAH
(11:51 AM) Jack Sabbath:
Heading for a Heartbreak has great chorus harmonies
(11:51 AM) bluebell cadwala:
hahahah
(11:51 AM) Jack Sabbath:
The epitome of a great chorus
(11:51 AM) bluebell cadwala: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-A-A-A--AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
um
you only just realized this
pretty strange
(11:52 AM) Jack Sabbath:
I listened to it all the way through for the first time today
(11:52 AM) bluebell cadwala:
lame song
(11:52 AM) Jack Sabbath:
if the verses were a little more musical interesting and the solo progression was better, it could be the best song in the world
shame Winger ruined their chance
(11:53 AM) bluebell cadwala:
Silly Winger
btw i'm saving that quote
(11:54 AM) Jack Sabbath:
oh, nice
I have it eternally saved on this computer too
(11:55 AM) bluebell cadwala:
Saved... forever
and ever
(11:55 AM) Jack Sabbath:
Amen.

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(11:34 AM) bluebell cadwala: oh, my friend
(11:34 AM) Jack Sabbath: oh, wrong number
(11:34 AM) bluebell cadwala: let's rock
(11:35 AM) Jack Sabbath: if you want to know, I'm eating a bagel right now
(11:35 AM) bluebell cadwala: what an american thing to do
(11:35 AM) Jack Sabbath: quite
(11:35 AM) bluebell cadwala: not as american as changing your name to chuck
(11:36 AM) Jack Sabbath: that's my middle name
(11:36 AM) bluebell cadwala: nice
(11:36 AM) Jack Sabbath: well, technically, "Charles"
but my friends call me "Chuck" sometimes
(11:36 AM) bluebell cadwala: mine call me eifion sometimes
(11:36 AM) Jack Sabbath: oh
(11:37 AM) bluebell cadwala: possibly because it's my first name
(11:37 AM) Jack Sabbath: what a shameful name
(11:37 AM) bluebell cadwala: sure is

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(6:46 PM) Jack Sabbath: came to say good night quick
well, good night
(6:46 PM) bluebell cadwala: gnite


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(11:43 AM) Jack Sabbath: oh, good to see you
(11:43 AM) bluebell cadwala: ah, sure is
frend tonight
(11:44 AM) bluebell cadwala: because i was busy last night
(11:44 AM) Jack Sabbath: can't wait
oh, no problem
so was I
oh, I thought of a good album cover
(11:44 AM) bluebell cadwala: can't wait for you to type it
(11:46 AM) Jack Sabbath:
(11:45 AM) bluebell cadwala: blue hair, nice
(11:45 AM) Jack Sabbath: "The Sound of Hair Metal"
(11:45 AM) bluebell cadwala: LOL
(11:46 AM) Jack Sabbath: glad you like it
Julie Andrews guest stars
(11:47 AM) bluebell cadwala: Diana Ross guest stars, wow
(11:47 AM) Jack Sabbath: yeah, she plays the part of Rolf
(11:47 AM) bluebell cadwala: will it be like the sound of music but with hair metal vocals
(11:47 AM) Jack Sabbath: and hair metal soloing
of course
(11:48 AM) bluebell cadwala: edelweiss, edelweiss CHAAAAA
(11:48 AM) Jack Sabbath: ha
(11:48 AM) Jack Sabbath: Also, the concert part of the movie has been entitled, "Concert," but in actuality it's an eruption-style solo
(11:49 AM) bluebell cadwala: nice
(11:49 AM) Jack Sabbath: do, a deer, a hot sexy mama
(11:49 AM) bluebell cadwala: I was in a Sound of Music production once
I was a nazi

(11:49 AM) Jack Sabbath: nice
I'm currently part of the Sound of Music
I play french horn in the pit
(11:50 AM) bluebell cadwala: You play bass? cool
(11:50 AM) Jack Sabbath: oh, I have a band practice in 10 minutes
(11:50 AM) bluebell cadwala: oh, with the convicted killers
(11:50 AM) Jack Sabbath: I think I'll be fasionably late...
(11:50 AM) bluebell cadwala: or don't go at all and say you forgot to check your calendar
(11:51 AM) Jack Sabbath: I slept in XD
(11:51 AM) bluebell cadwala: deoxys
(11:51 AM) Jack Sabbath: oh, remember how I was joking about changing the header of yeyeye to Teh Forums?
someone actually did it
(11:51 AM) Jack Sabbath: and Jake deadminned me as a result
(11:52 AM) bluebell cadwala: oh well
(11:52 AM) Jack Sabbath: pretty funny, as I don't really care about being an admin there, but I'm fighting it as hard as I can XD
(11:52 AM) bluebell cadwala: LOL
(11:52 AM) Jack Sabbath: Dee Snyder plays the role of Gretyl
or so I hear...

Sound of Hair Metal, nice.

Chapter II, the love of my life:

(1:17 PM) bluebell cadwala: hong kong 8o|
i was thinking
bee bop
maybe it should be about
hong kong
(1:17 PM) Jack Sabbath: "Hong Gong, babe, yeah you got what I want"
(1:17 PM) Jack Sabbath: "Impoverished Commies, oh yea, come on over to papa, oh yeah"
(1:18 PM) bluebell cadwala: yes, that's good
(1:18 PM) bluebell cadwala: it can be about a man that's a secret agent in hong kong
(1:18 PM) Jack Sabbath: his secret is he loves impoverished commies
make him hot
(1:19 PM) Jack Sabbath: teehee
(1:19 PM) Jack Sabbath: "Why Should I Be Wearing Pants? I HATE Pants!"
"But You Hate Getting Bacon Grease On Your Junk"
"Hmm"
(1:21 PM) Jack Sabbath: Light Up, Everybody!
no
(1:22 PM) Jack Sabbath: hurr
(1:22 PM) bluebell cadwala: I. Overture
II. Arriving In Hong Kong
III. Impoverished Commies
IV. Phone
V. Taxi-man
VI. Rendezvous Warehouse
VII. Phone (Reprise)
VIII. Amber
IX. Bacon Grease
X. Free Me From Hong Kong
XI. Escape From It
XII. Amber (Reprise)
XIII. Hotel Room
XIV. Airport Commies
XV. Leaving Hong Kong
XVI. John 19:41
(1:23 PM) bluebell cadwala: here's how it goes down:
(1:23 PM) bluebell cadwala: man arrives in hong kong
he's a secret agent
he goes on the streets and sees impoverished commies
(1:23 PM) bluebell cadwala: he confesses his love for impoverished commies
he gets a phone call telling him his mission
(1:23 PM) Jack Sabbath: he's the tax(ee)man!
(1:23 PM) bluebell cadwala: he gets in a taxi
he goes to the-warehouse
(1:24 PM) bluebell cadwala: gets another phone call
but it's a prank phone call
while he's on the phone they get ambushed
(1:24 PM) bluebell cadwala: he gets taken to a place
and
interrogated, with bacon grease
(1:25 PM) bluebell cadwala: his friend from the warehouse breaks him out
suddenly he doesn't want to be in hong kong
(1:25 PM) bluebell cadwala: they run out of the place
they drive away, but get ambushed, again
they end up back at the hotel room
(1:25 PM) bluebell cadwala: they have an argument because his friend doesn't like impoverished commies
friend leaves
guy is sad
(1:26 PM) bluebell cadwala: he goes to head back to greenland
but sees airport commies
in the airport
he says he doesn't like airport commies as much as impoverished commies
(1:26 PM) bluebell cadwala: then he leaves hong kong
then jesus is resurrected
the end
(1:27 PM) bluebell cadwala: so, what do you think
(1:27 PM) Jack Sabbath: ...
(1:28 PM) bluebell cadwala: pretty great m i rite
(1:29 PM) Jack Sabbath: Amber is a guys name?
(1:29 PM) bluebell cadwala: ?
(1:30 PM) bluebell cadwala: Oh right
Amber = Ambushed
hurr
(1:30 PM) Jack Sabbath: wow, pretty okay
btw, John 19:41 has nothing to do with Jesus being resurected
(1:30 PM) bluebell cadwala: The high note song is Taxi-man
o rly
(1:31 PM) bluebell cadwala: "It was the day of Preparation of Passover Week, about the sixth hour.

“Here is your king,” Pilate said to the Jews. "
(1:32 PM) bluebell cadwala: woops, that's 14
"At the place where Jesus was crucified, there was a garden, and in the garden a new tomb, in which no one had ever been laid. "
(1:33 PM) bluebell cadwala: How abour
...
how about
(1:34 PM) Jack Sabbath: http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/first-person-shooter-disorder-cci
(1:34 PM) bluebell cadwala: Luke 21:22
"For this is the time of punishment in fulfillment of all that has been written."
(1:34 PM) bluebell cadwala: WTF
(1:34 PM) Jack Sabbath: hmm
how about we tell the story of Ehud from the bible
basically, he was a ninja
(1:36 PM) Jack Sabbath: he sneaked into an evil guys house, stabbed his sword into his fat so that the fat swallowed the sword and he couldn't get it out, then escaped through the pipes of his toilet pot thing
epic
(1:36 PM) bluebell cadwala: WTF
(1:36 PM) Jack Sabbath: and he locked the door so that all of his aides thought he was just using the bathroom, when in actuality, he was dead
(1:37 PM) bluebell cadwala:
(1:37 PM) Jack Sabbath: ehud locked the door so that the fat guy's aides*
(1:37 PM) bluebell cadwala: win

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1:39 PM) bluebell cadwala: woman your fine **** brand new and expensive should have been saved for the poor
(1:40 PM) Jack Sabbath: should have been **** for the poor
(1:40 PM) bluebell cadwala: nah
(1:40 PM) Jack Sabbath: you really got me now, you got me so I can't **** at night
(1:40 PM) bluebell cadwala: LOL
(1:41 PM) Jack Sabbath: good ****, bad ****, you know I've had my share
(1:41 PM) bluebell cadwala: nice
(1:42 PM) Jack Sabbath: but when I **** in her ear, I lost another friend
(1:42 PM) bluebell cadwala: *Shakes hand*
(1:42 PM) Jack Sabbath: thanks
(1:46 PM) Jack Sabbath: playin' for a week in rhode island
(1:46 PM) bluebell cadwala:

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(10:59 AM) bluebell cadwala: best stutter in a song:
you ain't seen nothin' yet
(11:00 AM) Jack Sabbath: nah
not a fan of the song
the stuttering is a turn off
(11:00 AM) bluebell cadwala: hm, great song
The stuttering makes the song
(11:00 AM) Jack Sabbath: best stuttering, Money for Nothing
M-money for N-nothing
(11:00 AM) bluebell cadwala: m-m-m-money for nothin'
ch-ch-ch-ch-chicks for free
look at that, look at that
(11:01 AM) Jack Sabbath: I'm lookin'
(11:01 AM) bluebell cadwala: funny
let's rock
(11:01 AM) Jack Sabbath: thanks, I don't try that hard
*limestone*
(11:01 AM) bluebell cadwala: trying hard, great concept
(11:02 AM) Jack Sabbath: maybe if I did...
(11:02 AM) bluebell cadwala: nah
(11:02 AM) Jack Sabbath: more lolz would be happenin'
(11:02 AM) bluebell cadwala: jakey tries hard, and we know how that turned out
(11:02 AM) Jack Sabbath: oh, right

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(5:43 PM) Jack Sabbath: actually, I have to be to the church by 11:q5
....
(5:44 PM) Jack Sabbath: have yet to eat, aswell
may have to leave you very shortly
(5:45 PM) bluebell cadwala: *falls to knees* why *rips shirt*
(5:45 PM) Jack Sabbath: no need to rip your shirt
there are kids in America who can't afford shirts
(5:46 PM) bluebell cadwala: starving children in alabama
(5:47 PM) Jack Sabbath: what a poor state
they are in
(5:47 PM) bluebell cadwala: sure are

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(1:47 PM) Jack Sabbath: A friend of mine asked how Highway Star sounded
(1:48 PM) Jack Sabbath: I said "Their cover of Deep Purple is very original"
(1:48 PM) bluebell cadwala: XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
well done
what did she say
(1:49 PM) Jack Sabbath: Hmm, never heard of them
(1:49 PM) bluebell cadwala: Oh, yeah, I made brownies
And then, gave them to these druggies guys, saying they were space cakes
as in, brownies with weed in them
(1:49 PM) bluebell cadwala: They all pretend to be stoned
It was great
(1:49 PM) Jack Sabbath: there was this story on the news a few years ago about these mentally retarded girls making brownies for their classmates and putting bleach in them
killing six people
(1:49 PM) bluebell cadwala:
(1:49 PM) Jack Sabbath: injuring many others
(1:50 PM) bluebell cadwala: Why would you accept brownies from mentally retarded people in the first place
(1:50 PM) Jack Sabbath: good question
(1:50 PM) bluebell cadwala: Oh, wow
A good Starly

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super cool

(11:02 AM) bluebell cadwala: jakey tries hard, and we know how that turned out
(11:02 AM) Jack Sabbath: oh, right

thanks