Jakeyman this guy
Number of posts : 3533 Age : 30 Location : penny lane Job/Hobbies : banker with a motorcar Humour : stop to say hello Svartikins : great Points : Reputation : 0 Registration date : 2007-09-02
Me! Class: this guy Weapon: shoe Mount: broom broom car
| Subject: Doctor Cosentino. Fri May 16, 2008 1:14 pm | |
| It was the middle of the night, dude. Doctor Joey Cosentino was in his lab, when a man burst through the door saying, "Dude, I need a couple new kidneys. Mine are failin'. Can I have someone else's? Like yours?" The doctor replied, "Yes." "Yay!" He called for his assistant, Brandon Agnew, and asked the man to sign a release form. He signed 'Brandon Lehman', and gave back the pad. Doctor Joey strapped him to a table, and Brandon gave him some anesthetic. Then Doctor Joey ripped out his kidneys and replaced them with his ex-girlfriend's, whom he kept in a cage. Then he started to sew him back up, when Brandon dropped the needle into his eye! Then Doctor Joey had to scold his assistant for killing himself, and, in the process, forgot to stitch up Brandon! This instantly killed him from air reaching his liver. Yeah.
Then a man escorted his friend inside, and asked if Doctor Joey could get a crayon the other man had forced inside him out. The dcotor had them both sign release forms, and they signed 'em 'Jake Adjutant' and 'Eifion Lewis'. Then Doctor Joey got a bicycle air pump and stuffed it in Eifion's ear, and pumped it hard. This blew Eifion's head to astronomical sizes AND got the crayon out! But he died from air hitting his brain. Jake had had it. "YOUR ASSISTANT MAY HAVE COMMITTED SUICIDE, AND ONE OF YOUR PATIENTS MAY HAVE DIED FROM YOUR CARELESSNESS, BUT THIS TIME YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR. HIS HEAD IS TOO HUGE. I DEMAND MY MONEY BACK." "No refunds." Then Jake slaughtered Doctor Joey with a toothpick, and walked valliantly to the computers, where he tripped on a ladybug and impaled himself on a testtube. Yeah.
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DAC not sparta
Number of posts : 831 Age : 30 Points : Reputation : 0 Registration date : 2007-11-28
Me! Class: Merchant Weapon: Creepy Voice Mount: Camel
| Subject: Re: Doctor Cosentino. Fri May 16, 2008 4:33 pm | |
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GM alpha-numeric pimp
Number of posts : 1020 Age : 31 Location : Your mom's bedroom. Go ahead, look. Job/Hobbies : professional slacker Svartikins : i can see what im typing now Points : Reputation : 0 Registration date : 2007-11-13
Me! Class: white Weapon: AK-47 Mount: wtf is a mount
| Subject: Re: Doctor Cosentino. Fri May 16, 2008 7:00 pm | |
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Jakeyman this guy
Number of posts : 3533 Age : 30 Location : penny lane Job/Hobbies : banker with a motorcar Humour : stop to say hello Svartikins : great Points : Reputation : 0 Registration date : 2007-09-02
Me! Class: this guy Weapon: shoe Mount: broom broom car
| Subject: Re: Doctor Cosentino. Sat May 17, 2008 6:04 am | |
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Flawflewaffle sammy hagar
Number of posts : 272 Age : 31 Job/Hobbies : Thinking Humour : "See his penis is the Love Gun! Love Gun means penis!!!!!" Points : Reputation : 0 Registration date : 2008-04-16
Me! Class: Disco Jesus Disciple Weapon: The Hustle of course! Mount: Platform Shoes
| Subject: Re: Doctor Cosentino. Sun May 18, 2008 10:07 am | |
| This deserves a grammy, best soundtrack for a story ever jake! | |
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