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PostSubject: the greatest death metal song ever   Wed Apr 30, 2008 12:17 pm

TOAST MURDER SODOMY

by eifion lewis, tee hee

J-Ball wrote:
[20:30:50] @ E-Fizzle : EAT THE TOAST
[20:30:54] @ E-Fizzle : EAT THE *censor* TOAST
[20:31:00] @ E-Fizzle : SHOVE THE *censor* TOAST UP YOUR ASS
[20:31:06] @ E-Fizzle : MAKE IT BLEEEEEEEED
[20:31:11] @ E-Fizzle : WITH TOOOOOOOOOOOOOAST
[20:31:20] @ E-Fizzle : RARGH
[20:31:25] @ E-Fizzle : RAM IT UP THERE
[20:31:39] @ E-Fizzle : DON'T STOP UNTIL IT BLEEDS
[20:31:40] @ E-Fizzle : DON'T STOP
[20:31:46] @ E-Fizzle : GET SOMEONE TO FILM IT
[20:31:50] @ E-Fizzle : AND THEN RAM IT UP THERE
[20:31:53] @ E-Fizzle : RAM THE TOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAST
[20:32:05] @ E-Fizzle : RAM IT UP THERE UNTIL YOU AND THE TOAST ARE ONE
[20:32:15] @ E-Fizzle : YOU AND THE TOAST ARE ONE
[20:32:25] @ E-Fizzle : THEN CLEAN UP THE BLOOD
[20:32:42] @ E-Fizzle : AND START YOUR NEW LIFE AS A HALF MAN HALF TOAST SIN AGAINST GOD
[20:34:19] @ E-Fizzle : DOES IT FEEL GOOD
[20:34:24] @ E-Fizzle : DOES RAMMING THE TOAST FEEL GOOD
[20:34:40] @ E-Fizzle : DOES IT
[20:34:47] @ E-Fizzle : HOW MUCH DOES IT HURT
[20:35:00] @ E-Fizzle : DOES THE PAIN FEEL GOOD
[20:35:10] @ E-Fizzle : SO MUCH PAIN
[20:35:16] @ E-Fizzle : BUT SO MUCH PLEASURE
[20:35:23] @ E-Fizzle : I CAN'T GET IT ANY FURTHER UP THERE
[20:35:30] @ E-Fizzle : WHY ME?!?!?!
[20:35:45] @ E-Fizzle : NOW I HAVE TO GET THE CAMERMAN TO FORCE IT IN FURTHER
[20:35:48] @ E-Fizzle : IF HE CAN REACH
[20:36:24] @ E-Fizzle : HE CAN'T REACH
[20:36:26] @ E-Fizzle : *bleep*
[20:36:33] @ E-Fizzle : I'LL HAVE TO SIT ON A POGO STICK
[20:36:48] @ E-Fizzle : i can feel the toast touch my organs
[20:36:51] @ E-Fizzle : hee hee
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PostSubject: Re: the greatest death metal song ever   Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:56 pm

Epic win.
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PostSubject: Re: the greatest death metal song ever   Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:34 pm

the greatest death metal song is an oxymoron.
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PostSubject: Re: the greatest death metal song ever   Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:44 pm

WiiGM wrote:
the greatest death metal song is an oxymoron.

It isn't, actually smellsliketeenspirit
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PostSubject: Re: the greatest death metal song ever   Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:36 pm

best part is "hee hee" at the end
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