Colin's Rant

It all started when my mom wouldn't let me buy the MGS collection. "It's not a positive influence. There are too many negative influences, and this is one of them. I'm not going to let you spend your money on junk!" (#1)
Then my sister decided to get in on this. "Did you think about life? (#2, #3) Save your money! (#1, #3)"

Here were my replies.

#1. It's my money I'll do what I want with it.
#2. Like how Americans are all retards? Like how war and poverty and racism and genocide are tearing up country after country like the plague?Like how the most common role models are celebrities who no one will remember in three years? Like how living prices are going up, and pay is going down? Like how no one has come up with a plausible way to reduce gas prices? Like how we haven't developed a car that runs on water, or at least with better gas mileage? I mean come on! Japanese cars can get 120 MPG, and we're stuck at 30 some! We Americans are failing at Science because Asians are staying in Asia. Makes sense, because ALL AMERICANS ARE IDIOTS!!!!! Except for that small percentage who actually have 20 IQ points. Not only that, but we're reverting to French policies: tax the poor, feed the rich. It should be the other way around.
#3. If anyone can come up with a plausible way to reduce gas prices, call me. Until then, I'll have all my cars imported from Japan, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

Now, discuss.

Tell her that MGS is about humour, social commentary and avoiding killing people.

... if you want to play it that way. Personally, I just kill everyone.

Fail. The game isn't about killing people.

lol stereotypical angry "america sucks rant"

colin

failz

H-Sizzle wrote:

lol stereotypical angry "america sucks rant"

colin

failz

You fails. Majorly.

Colinsauce YAY ^_^ wrote:

H-Sizzle wrote:

lol stereotypical angry "america sucks rant"

colin

failz

You fails. Majorly.

I gotta go with Snakes on this one.

only cause you hate me cause i'm black.

H-Sizzle wrote:

lol stereotypical angry "america sucks rant"

colin

failz

of course, you can't call me racist because i am american. i hate to say, but i am what i'm complaining about.

Colinsauce YAY ^_^ wrote:

H-Sizzle wrote:

lol stereotypical angry "america sucks rant"

colin

failz

of course, you can't call me racist because i am american. i hate to say, but i am what i'm complaining about.

the hell? i NEVER said you were racist

ok fine. i'm NOT racist.

I agree with this statement.

Its a debate.
You're supposed to disagree!

LIAR!

No! He said himself it was true!
*obvious rick roll link*

agree.

it's ok, tho. i asked for an electric guitar OR mgs collection. she said i have a better chance of getting the guitar, she says, but we'll see.