Guitar Hero IV: Tom Scholz In A Cute Mini-Skirt

You start as a sixteen-year-old girl, who obviously is controlled by a random man pressing coloured buttons on a piece of plastic. I mean, duh. That's how all guitarists work! Anyway, you want to be in a band, and you decide to try out for one that has a smexy lead singer. Yeah. Eventually you find one, and try out.

1: Tom Scholz's Recording Equipment - Singer's Garage.
"I Can't Drive 55" by Sammy and his Hagars
"Jumpin' Jack Flash" by The Amazing Rolling Stones
"Screwdriver" by The White Stripes Experience
"Dig Up Her Bones" by The Glenn Danzig Experience
"Double Vision" by The Foreigner Experience
Encore Effect: You amass a crowd that starts, like, moshing. And a guy who no one else can see appears. You decide to mess with 'em.
Encore: "Jeepster" by Marc Bolan and his T.Rexes

The crowd was quite moved by your glam rock, and you've apparently been accepted to do a gig at some random bar, like all cool rock stars.

2: The Drinks Are On Tom Scholz - A Random Bar.
"I Wanna Live" by The Amazing Ramones
"Paralyzer" by The Finger Eleven Experience
"You Can't Stop Rock N' Roll" by Twisted and his Sisters
"Runnin' Down a Dream" by The Tom Petty and the Amazing Heartbreakers Experience
"Times Like These" by David Grohl and his Foo Fighters

You look off to the side, and think you see a man, but no one else sees him. Your drinks have alread been paid for with a not that reads "Can You See Me? I Can See You". And, like, next to you is Lita Ford. Yeah. She challenges you to a random guitar battle! Sweet!

Guitar Battle: "Guitar Battle Vs. Lita Ford" by Lita Ford
Encore Effect: More moshing. When will this crowd learn? Oh, and Lita sings the encore.
Encore: "Dressed to Kill" by Lita and her Fords

Lita gives you a set of airline tickets to Cambodia for some giggage. Yeah. You have to play at the airport, though, 'cos you now have legions of fans from all over the world, just from playing at a random bar. Yeah. But amoungst the fans, you see that creepy man again! Wow!

3: Airline Food Paid For By Tom Scholz - Airport.
"I Love Playin' With Fire" by The Runaways Experience
"Know Your Enemy" by Rage Against and the Machines
"Rocket O' Love" by The Amazing Knacks
"Edison's Medicine" by The Tesla Experience
"Child of Innocence" by The Amazing Kansases
Encore Effect: You get to your plane! Cool!
Encore: "School" by The Kurt Cobain Experience

Yeah, now you have to play on the plane, because everybody hates the in-flight movie. Will you ever get to rest? Oh, and you see the man again in a seat, but no one else does.

4: In-Flight Entertainment Provided By Tom Scholz - Airplane.
"Here I Am" by Skid and his Amazing Rows
"Headfirst for Halos" by The Amazing My Chemical Romances
"This Town" by The Green River Experiences
"I Am the Night, Colour Me Black" by The Amazing Priestesses
"Time Traveller" by The Amazing KISSes
Encore Effect: The plane starts to crash! Oh no!
Encore: "Livin' on a Prayer" by The Amazing Bon Jovis

Well, the plane has crashed into a giant tour thing in Prussia. Yeah. Everyone else, including the guy no one else can see, goes into the crowd. Quick! Play something cool!

5: Just Another Tom Scholz In The Crowd - Concert Hall.
"Burnin' for You" by Blue Oyster and his Cult
"Desert Moon" by The Amazing Great Whites
"Let it Roll" by The Scott Stapp Experience
"Pulse of the Maggots" by The Corey Taylor Orchestra
"A Lil' Ain't Enough" by David Lee and his Roths

Oh, looks like it was a Stone Sour concert. Time to do battle with their guitarist. Bummer.

Guitar Battle: "Guitar Battle Vs. Jim Root" by Jim Root
Encore Effect: Corey Taylor sings your encore! Yay!
Encore: "Sillyworld" by The Corey Taylor Experience

Well, after your international success, you find a wicked cool gig at some wicked cool place. Avast!

6: Tom Scholz Is Doing A Gig - Super Gig Place.
"Feel Your Love Tonight" by The Amazing Van Halens
"On With the Action" by The UFO Experience
"I Kill Children" by The Amazing Dead Kennedys
"Sweet Soul Sister" by The Amazing Cults
"Brighton Rock" by The Freddie Mercury Experience
Encore Effect: The crowd starts moshing, so you don't play metal. You do play hard rock, though.
Encore: "You're Crazy" by The Axl Rose Experience

Now, the sightings of the man no one else can see are starting to really get to you. You go to get therapy with some Jeff Szuter got.

7: Tom Scholz In Therapy - Therapy.
"Stupid Boy" by Keith and his Urbans
"Beating Around the Bush" by The Bon Scott Experience
"Sails of Charon" by The Amazing Scorpions
"All Your Love" by The John Mayall and the Bluesbreakers Experience
"Shadow of Your Love" by The Amazing Axl Rose Experience
Encore Effect: Szuter yells for Stairway to Heaven. It's cliche, so you don't play it.
Encore: "Dirty Women" by The Amazing Black Sabbaths

Now Jeff is gettin' pretty mad. He threatens to kill you and stuff. You back away, because this Szuter got is really crazy. Time to do another gig!

8: Tom Scholz Sightings - Gig.
"Texas Twister" by The Amazing Little Feats
"Devil Take Tomorrow" by The Marty Friedman Experience
"Cold Sweat" by The Thin Lizzy Experience
"Sleepwalk" by The Brian Setzer Orchestra Experience
"Stormy Monday" by The Amazing Humble Pies

You see the man no one can see again. You rub your eyes, and still see him. You ask your bassist if he sees him, and he doesn't. Oh, and Jake E. Lee challenges you to a guitar battle. Yeah.

Guitar Battle: "Guitar Battle Vs. Jake E. Lee" by Jake E. Lee
Encore Effect: Ozzy Osbourne stumbles on stage to sing your encore. Yeah.
Encore: "Lightning Strikes" by The Ozzy Osbourne Experience

You return home to visit your parents. They're lying dead on the floor. You instantly know it was Jeff Szuter, and go outside. Outside, the man no one else can see offers you a ride to Szuter's house, and you accept. Time to kill him for killing (and apparently raping) your parents.

9: Tom Scholz Hitchin' A Ride - Jeff Szuter's House.
"Down to Mexico" by The Amazing Paul Gilberts
"Whiplash" by James Hetfield and his Sellouts
"Throttleneck" by The Amazing Brad Paisleys
"Scuttle Buttin'" by The Stevie Ray Vaughan Experience
"Scarified" by Racer and his Amazing Xes
Encore Effect: You kill Szuter. Yeah.
Encore: "Killing is My Business... and Business is Good!" by Dave Mustaine and his Spelling Errors

You go outside, and the man is still there. You ask him why it is no one else can see him, and he replies "I Am Always Watching You", and walks off. You steal his car and go do a memorial gig for your late parents.

10: Tom Scholz At A Memorial - Graveyard.
"Metal Meltdown" by The Amazing Judas Priests
"Laughing Gas" by The Kevin DuBrow Experience
"G Whiz" by The Johnny Hiland Experience
"Dark Eyes" by The Amazing Chet Atkinses
"Perpetual Burn" by The Jason Becker Experience

A woman stands up, and tells you that she, too, can see the man no one else can see. She introduces herself as Billie Jean, and "causes a scene" by challenging you to a guitar battle to see who truely is the Chosen One.

Guitar Battle: "Guitar Battle Vs. Billie Jean" by The Eifion Lewis Experience
Encore Effect: Billie Jean fades away, and David Cook randomly appears, and offers to do something truely epic, with you adding a five-minute guitar solo.
Final Encore: "Billie Jean" by David and his Cooks ft. The Eifion Lewis Experience

The man no one else can see introduces himself as Tom Scholz, and walks off. You feel satusfied, and re-enact the final scene of MGS3 where Big Boss salutes the grave of The Boss. Then it fades out. Yeah.

Credits song: "Snake Eater Theme" by Cynthia and her Harells ft. The Eifion Lewis Experience

During said credits, random images of Tom Scholz flash by, and the game credits Tom Scholz to some Eifion Lewis got. What an insult!

Spoiler:

cool

made of win but since ther is an invisble man the battle song against him (or the encore) should be "The Invisible Man - Queen".

... Tom Scholz isn't invisible. He just only exists in the world of the main character. And Billie Jean is way cooler.

I realised that I got all the band names wrong, so I changed 'em.

J-Ball wrote:

"Child of Innocence" by The Amazing Kansases

I think you mean Kansas and the Kansettes.

epic.

Wow. This one's quite old. Ah, memories.