Bluebell = Eif
Mr. backdoor = Jinz


bluebell cadwaladr-rhydderch - Nil Sine Time says:
*who let the dogs out
*who who who
Mr. Backdoor Man says:
*oh, um
*probably mr. johnson
bluebell cadwaladr-rhydderch - Nil Sine Time says:
*oh
*damn that mr. johnson
*we must find him
Mr. Backdoor Man says:
*oh, um
*cancer got him first
bluebell cadwaladr-rhydderch - Nil Sine Time says:
*oh
*r.i.p. mr. johnson
Mr. Backdoor Man says:
*mr. johnson :'(
bluebell cadwaladr-rhydderch - Nil Sine Time says:
*nevar 4get :'(
Mr. Backdoor Man says:
*I shall
*listen to songs at double speed in his honor
bluebell cadwaladr-rhydderch - Nil Sine Time says:
*I shall
*Listen to The Very Best of Fleetwood Mac in his honour

Mr. Backdoor Man says:
*btw
*I actually let the dogs out
*but blamed it on mr. johnson's dead body
bluebell cadwaladr-rhydderch - Nil Sine Time says:
*gasp
Mr. Backdoor Man says:
*can you ever forgive me
bluebell cadwaladr-rhydderch - Nil Sine Time says:
*how dare you deface mr. johnson's memory in such a way
Mr. Backdoor Man says:
*well, he did murder 20 people
*so I thought it would match his personality
bluebell cadwaladr-rhydderch - Nil Sine Time says:
*he insists he was innocent
Mr. Backdoor Man says:
*o
*that's because I actually killed 20 people and blamed it on him
bluebell cadwaladr-rhydderch - Nil Sine Time says:
*oh no
*why do you keep doing these things to poor mr. johnson
*what did he ever do to you
Mr. Backdoor Man says:
*he took me from my home at a young age
*and gave me a new name and refused to let me see my family
*what a jerk
bluebell cadwaladr-rhydderch - Nil Sine Time says:
*why did you not report him to the proper authorities
Mr. Backdoor Man says:
*because he said he'd murder me if I did
*hmm
bluebell cadwaladr-rhydderch - Nil Sine Time says:
*you've been living in fear all this time
Mr. Backdoor Man says:
*yep
bluebell cadwaladr-rhydderch - Nil Sine Time says:
*i'm so sorry
*i had no idea
Mr. Backdoor Man says:
*wait, maybe I took Mr. Johnson from his home at an early age
*hmm, hard to remember
*it was so long ago
bluebell cadwaladr-rhydderch - Nil Sine Time says:
*Hmmmmmmm
*You could ask him if he wasn't dead
*Now we'll never know
Mr. Backdoor Man says:
*what a shame
bluebell cadwaladr-rhydderch - Nil Sine Time says:
*at least now you can see your family
Mr. Backdoor Man says:
*shred it mr. friendman

lulz andrew lloyd weber, what a douche







wat?

did I ever tell you I love you.

This is the best.

i really feel bad about those 20 people though