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PostSubject: A New Film from Svart Ind. !   Fri Dec 05, 2008 11:39 pm

Announced today, Joey C., CEO of Svart Ind., announced he would be filming a documentary on the origin and fame of Epic rock group Runtime Error. The film, tentatively titled "The Great Mistake," will feature real actors playing the bands parts, and be told in a dramatic, overly liberal fasion. Joey C., an original member of the band, used all of his earnings from his stint with Runtime and the money from his solo albums and touring to start this multimillion dollar movie producing company, and has made millions with films like "Over My Dead Body" and "AC/DC is Lame." Known for having bitter relations with the current Runtime line up, Joey made this comment: "I hope to bury the hatchet with this movie. And to prove it, I'm letting every member choose who plays their part in the film!"

Upon hearing the news, former multi-instrumentalist for the band Brandon "Jinzo" Lehman made the statement that he wished Edward Norton to play his part, and Jake Adjutant wished Christopher Walken to play his part. Both actors hastily agreed to play the roles, Norton commenting with "This is the grooviest day of my life." Toki, still in jail, has mentioned Robert Downey Jr. to play him in the film, and Steve Lukather said "No one can imitate me. I'm the only true Steve Lukather in the world." Eifion Lewis stated in an interview earlier this morning that "I can only let myself be portrayed by someone who actually plays guitar. [Thinking] I guess Johnny Depp. [Short Pause] I'll have to think about it."

But who will play the part of Svart?

"Even though no one knows what his voice sounds like, I think the only guy for the job is Joe Satriani. We both love Beanies."

Other actors have begged to be included in the movie, including Tom Cruise, Will Smith, Bruce Willis, Rush Limbaugh, and Barbara Walters.

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PostSubject: Re: A New Film from Svart Ind. !   Fri Dec 05, 2008 11:42 pm

Who'll play Cactus? And all the extraneous members in that giant line-up?
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PostSubject: Re: A New Film from Svart Ind. !   Fri Dec 05, 2008 11:50 pm

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PostSubject: Re: A New Film from Svart Ind. !   Fri Dec 05, 2008 11:57 pm

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PostSubject: Re: A New Film from Svart Ind. !   Sat Dec 06, 2008 11:29 am

Do I make an cameo?

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PostSubject: Re: A New Film from Svart Ind. !   Sat Dec 06, 2008 12:18 pm

After having some time to think, I'm getting Hugh Laurie to play me.

Leland Orser should play Barry Goudreau.
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PostSubject: Re: A New Film from Svart Ind. !   Sat Dec 06, 2008 4:00 pm

Brian Setzer agreed to play himself, and All of Night Ranger have signed contracts to be included.

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PostSubject: Re: A New Film from Svart Ind. !   Sat Dec 06, 2008 4:12 pm

Will I be appearing in this movie?

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PostSubject: Re: A New Film from Svart Ind. !   Sat Dec 06, 2008 4:39 pm

Shredd and his Shredders wrote:
Will I be appearing in this movie?


Yeah, I will be appearing in this movie. Obviously.
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PostSubject: Re: A New Film from Svart Ind. !   Sat Dec 06, 2008 5:35 pm

Svart Ind. has released a statement saying that Shredd can be included in the movie as a roadie, or as a gangster in Hobo Alley.

Also, Svart Ind. and Blizzard are talking about introducing a Runtime Error: The Video Game. When Teh Forum RPG came up in disscussions, the idea was automatically terminated.

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PostSubject: Re: A New Film from Svart Ind. !   Sun Dec 07, 2008 9:12 am

Can I be in.

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PostSubject: Re: A New Film from Svart Ind. !   Sun Dec 07, 2008 11:36 am

Vivi90 wrote:
Can I be in.


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PostSubject: Re: A New Film from Svart Ind. !   Sun Dec 07, 2008 2:42 pm

Can Shredd have a cameo?

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PostSubject: Re: A New Film from Svart Ind. !   Sun Dec 07, 2008 2:45 pm

"Svart Ind. has released a statement saying that Shredd can be included in the movie as a roadie, or as a gangster in Hobo Alley."

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PostSubject: Re: A New Film from Svart Ind. !   Mon Dec 08, 2008 4:11 am

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PostSubject: Re: A New Film from Svart Ind. !   Mon Dec 08, 2008 5:08 am

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PostSubject: Re: A New Film from Svart Ind. !   Tue Dec 09, 2008 9:42 am

"Shredd contacted Svart Ind. today in an attempt to make his life long wish to be a gangster in a movie about a world famous band come true."



Sorry, i missed it the first time Smile

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