chapter 6: all week long getting primed up for what we do and when i get it up gonna spend some time with you

hey rolf harris are you enjoying your hey! arnold
yeah it's super-good
woohoo
pass the salt
we don't have any salt
o
you'll have to eat it without salt
i'll try *sob*
oh hey hey! arnold
hey guys
we thought u wer dead hey! arnold we are cannibalizing your corpse right now
yeah well if the witch knew the true meaning of sacrifice she might have
interpreted the deep magic a little differently, for she would know
that if a willing victim who had committed no treachery died in a
traitors stead the stone table would crack and death itself would
begin to unwind
o i c
yeah
would u like some hey! arnold
sure why not
rolf harris what are you doing
i'm drivin'
but you're not
yes i am *brooooooom*
dude get back here
give us a ride
damn were trapped without rolf harris
this is all your fault
shut up hey! arnold
no

Elsewhere....

rubber man what are you doing
baking a cake...only without the cake...and with men
we really need to find a way out of this place gaiz
ye totally
how about that air vent
wow wat a good idea
hey what r u doin'
escapin' through the air vent
don't
we want to
i don't want you to
tough
raaaaaaargh yaaaaaaa ragh
dude, he showed us
damn you rubber man
ha ha i am victorious once agai-
Come, lets search the castle - others may still be trapped inside and Peter will need all the help he can get.
excuse me what are you doing in my house
sonic herooooooooooes
what's going on
this is reality, i am everywhere
wtf why is red ooze coming from the ceiling
i am nothing, and everything
where am i
Ha ha - say Garth, I really like babes
IM BLIND *gouge* *ded*
...
...
...
thanks dave
don't mention it

Elsewhere...

wow making a solo album is hard
*ding dong*
hello
hi im david gilmour i was wondering if you wanted to check out some of my solo album demos
...
...
*bludgeon* *smash, smash*
oh dear *ded*
ke ke ke ke ke the demos are mine *listin* wow wat gd demos
*ding dong*
hello
hey im the mailman heres ur package
...
...
*bludgeon* *smash, smash*
oh dear *ded*
ke ke ke ke ke the package is mine *open* oh boy, laxative sundae *et et*
*ding dong*
well who could that be
Hello
robert truckdriver, what are you doing here
I Have Come To Talk You Out Of It
talk me out of what
Your Plot To Steal From Orphans
i wasnt gona steal from or-
Don't Do It Kirk Have A Heart
but robert truckdriver, i-
Here Are Photos Of Orphans
why are they playing tennis
Goodbye *Boom*
ha u missed
Damn, It Was A Mistake To Bring One Bullet

Back on the island...

it looks like this is the end, hey! arnold
but there's a ferry right by the-
the end, hey! arnold
but-
THE END, hey! arnold
sure whatever
farewell *ded*
lolwtf
hey dude need a ride
yeah man *onboard* wow nice ferry
thanks *steer, steer*
so where's this ferry heading
hell itself
sounds good

the damn, thwarted again of chapter 6

chapter 7: vinnicaious

here we are, hell itself
i really like the red magnolia finish
*boing*
so, why are we here
we've come to see the president of hell
hey guys
oh hey RANDOM ERECTION SYNDROME, what are you doing here
oh, you know, just writing my webcomic
here comes the bus
i didn't know you owned a bus company
i guess i've hidden it pretty well
*get on*
here is my bus pass mr. driver
*steal, eat*
dude *sit down*
hey mr. driver, how much for a return ticket to the president's house
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
wow, this bus is a rip off *giv* *sit down*
*drive*
so, who is the president of hell
his name is len
how did he become president
democratic voting system

An hour later...

hey, this is our stop *get off*
*get off*
oh man, i just realized
what
we forgot hey! arnold
omg lol
rofl
no matter, i can materialise him out of thin air
pretty convenient
*materialise*
hey guys
hey
omg, couldn't you have materialised him without wings
meh

Elsewhere...

*ring ring*
hello
hello, is this kirk hamburger
it sure is
hey guy, this is sony records
hey sony
yo
wubu2
nm u
nm lol
anyway, we listened through your solo album demos
wat
the demos of your solo album that you sent to us
i havent sent anything
o
stranger than fiction
Ha Ha Ha
omg robert truckdriver
I Stole Bryan Ferry's Demo Tapes And Sent Them In Under Your Name
o no
Muahaha
i'll kill you *roundhouse kick*
Ha, You Mi-*bang* Ow Guess I Should Have Waited For Your Leg To Move Before Coming To That Conclusion
hey, i have mail *read* wow it's a postcard
i can't believe you got a postcard
you said it, burglar
btw i've poured gasoline all over the house and plan to throw a lit match as i leave
aw, burglar, come on, don't be lame
teehee *run*
aw, dude, come on, aw, that's not great
*throw* *catch on fire*
i mean seriously, fire, dude, that just isn't nice, aw, now look what you've done, i'm on fire, that's just, really uncool, seriously

Elsewhere...

*knock knock*
hey
hello mr president
nice to meet you, what are you doing here
my friends are visiting from earth and would like to meet you
...friends.....???
yeah, hey! arnold, and RANDOM ERECTION SYNDROME
um
wait hang on wtf
are your friends invisible
they might have turned invisible
yeah we have
o
lolwtf
nice to meet you mr president
nice to meet you too hey! arnold
im RANDOM ERECTION SYNDROME
o
speaking of which, where is hey! arnold
......
......
......
*boom*
my house!!!!!!
omg
hey guys
hey! arnold what did you do
what are you talking about, i've been over there buying an ice cream
then, who blew up the president's house
hmmm
hmmm
it's a mystery
yo
OH MY-
NOT YOU
would you like a snack or perhaps a cool beverage
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELT *run, run*
please don't go

Elsewhere...

farmer joe, what are you doing
Turning corn into ethanol, children
sounds great
I plan to make lots of cash
it sure is a great concept
i like black magic
Dave, we all know you like black magic
revive satan
Dave, if you revive Satan, your mummy and I will be very upset
chuck faeces
Chucking faeces however, is fair game
*chuck*
my eye
Don't worry Joel, you have two
hmmm, good point
Here Joel, you're a man now
wow, a sword
omg
*stab*
ow *ded*
farmer joe, joel killed dave
stop telling on me
Joel, say sorry to Dave
sorry dave
it's okay, i guess i started it in the first place
Well children, tonight is the dance-off, I hope you've been practicing
we sure have
what song are we dancing to again, farmer joe
comfortably numb
groovetastic
farmer joe, i have a confession to make
What's that, Louis
i have, and always have been....*remove diguise* brian may
Wait, what
and now that i know the secret behind turning corn into ethanol, my work here is done
*puff of smoke*
*cough cough cough*
Well, that was disappointing
farmer joe, i have a confession to make too
What's that, Joe
i am, and always have been.....*remove disguise* a wormhole
*sucked into*

Elsewhere...

pant pant
we finally got away from belt
how do we get back to earth
i can take you back up in my ferry, i guess...for a price
how much
$20
um
*whisper, whisper, collect, collect*
we have $18.68, half a pack of mentos, and a brown gel pen
meh, that'll do
i guess this is goodbye, mr. president
goodbye, hey! arnold
i...i'll always love you
our love will be forever
*passionate kiss*
wtf
this is hot
go away belt

the OOOOOOOOOOOH, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH ALL NIGHT, YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH of chapter 7

chapter 8: the rise and fall of mr. wolf

i can't believe we're not in hell anymore
but we are
look, it's liam!!!!!!
hey RANDOM ERECTION SYNDROME how you been
pretty good
hey guys it's time to leave
what do you mean it isn't time to leave yet, we've been waiting for so long
i'm sorry
it's not your fault
*get off*
so what should we do while we wait
let's script java
i didn't know you could script java hey! arnold
what did you think i did for a living

Eight hours later...

well, thanks for teaching me to script java, hey! arnold
don't mention it RANDOM ERECTION SYNDROME
hey! arnold, where have you been for the past eight hours
oh, you know, just hanging around
surely the ferry should be read to head back to earth now
the wait is like a wooden shoe
let's go ask him
*teleport*
dude, you wasted all our mana
i can't thank you enough for all you've done
hey guys, the ferry is ready
i don't believe it
by the way i'm wearing a wig

Elsewhere...

Well, children, it sure was a shame that Joe turned out to be a wormhole in disguise
you said it farmer joe
Thank goodness the wormhole only took us to a parallel dimension where everything is the same except there are Haribo all over the floor
praise the lord
though having to walk through haribo constantly is slightly annoying
I agree, Boy George
how do we get back to our dimension
Oh, we just climb back in the wormhole
but finding the wormhole will be so hard
hey look, there it is
Dave, that's a Hybrid car
oh, sorry
It was an easy mistake to make
hello
omg
it's me, man-with-a-divider-for-a-head
Oh, hello Man-with-a-divider-for-a-head
nice to meet you, i was wondering if you could help me, i lost my little sitter, she's about 5'2", has brown hair, and is wearing a green jacket and pink leggings
Does she have a divider for a head?
... why would she
...
this is a clear case of prejudice against people with dividers for heads
Oh, I have nothing against those with dividers for heads
you know, forget it
Gosh
by the way, those children that were with you have all run off
Wait, what

Elsewhere...

*knock knock*
omg kirk hamburger
james henderfeldt plz let me back into the band
but ur replacement has just started fitting in
my replacement??
hey
kirk, i'd like you to meet marty fredhead
marty fredhead, i thought you died
no, i was in hospital for a while after being struck down with swine flu but i didn't die
oh, are you still contagious
yes
sweet
lego
james henderfeldt, cant you let me back in as the second lead guitarist
dunno i'd have to ask lars ulrickastley
i hope he says yes
i thought you had a solo album coming out
i did, but i couldn't remember where i saved the files on my computer
oh, a shame
hey, what's that guy over there holding
omg it's a nuclear bomb
don't detonate that nuclear bomb
i want to
*roundhouse kick*
ouch *drop*
kirk you saved the world
i did didn't i
hey everybody, kirk hamburger saved the world
*applause*
omg the queen
i present you with the "pretty good at saving the world" medal
*give*
*applause*
i used to be a doctor
*heart attack*
kirk hamburger, no!!

Elsewhere...

Children, don't you run off like that again
but we were dragged away by a child magnet
I guess as long as I keep turning corn into ethanol, everything will be alright
farmer joe, it's brian may
!
!
*run*
*chase, chase*
*tackle*
ow
You made me very upset, Brian May
*et, et*
Stop eating Haribo off the floor
soz
I forgive you
oh, for everything
Sure why not
can i disguise myself as a child and re-join the group
Sure... Louis
*embrace*
i own a tv
shut up dave
hey can i re-join too
joe!!!!!
*sucked into*

Elsewhere...

we're back on earth, hooray
it feels good to be back
we can't thank you enough for all you've done, guy
no problem, all i ask for in return is your mortal coil
sounds like a good deal
*absorb*
thanks
i guess we'll see you around
bye, i won't miss you
*sail*
so, how should we celebrate our return to earth hey! arnold
let's have a party
yeah great idea
we can have beer
yeah, and drugs
and sex with women
before marriage? you sicken me
*leave*
come back

Seven weeks later...

life without hey! arnold, it hasn't been easy........maybe i should go and see him, he was my best friend after all, and i don't want to lose him like liam........maybe.....just maybe.......if he comes back.......i'll have someone to play guitar hero world tour with
rofl fag
shut up shredd
*walk walk walk*
*find find*
here it is......hey! arnold's house
*knock knock*
hey, its unlocked
*open*
*sneak, sneak*
not in the kitchen.....
*look*
maybe he's in the bedroom
*open*
wow, it's as dark as a dungeon in here
don't turn on the light
eh
*turn on*
AHHHHHHHH
HELP ME
OH MY GOD BELT

the two glasses of lemonade of chapter 8