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The Answer to our Prayers

David Jinzdale — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:01:54 GMT

Bluebell = Eif Mr. backdoor = Jinz bluebell cadwaladr-rhydderch - Nil Sine Time says: *who let the dogs out *who who who Mr. Backdoor Man says: *oh, um *probably mr. johnson bluebell cadwaladr-rhydderch - Nil Sine Time says: *oh *damn that mr. johnson *we must find him Mr. Backdoor Man says: *oh, um *cancer got him first bluebell cadwaladr-rhydderch - Nil Sine Time says: *oh *r.i.p. mr. johnson Mr. Backdoor Man says: *mr. johnson :'( bluebell cadwaladr-rhydderch ...

Reading of the pfsc on the Skype.

Purple Demon — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 15:06:34 GMT

Who's up for it?

When numerous people are got I shall start adding in characters they can play.

Friday evening would probably be the date.

/b/ is dead.

Purple Demon — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 21:31:07 GMT

Wow. /b/ died.

What a way to celebrate 4chan's 6th birthday, by killing the unholy of unholies.

if i leave here tomorroooooow

Purple Demon — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 21:24:11 GMT

I'm off tomorrow until Sunday, so you won't be seeing me around over the weekend.

When I get back, I'll be doing things, so look out for said things.

My Life is Average

Purple Demon — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 11:22:24 GMT

http://mylifeisaverage.com/

If you've heard of FML, this is like that but infinitely funnier. Check it out.

Holy ffffff

Purple Demon — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 22:13:02 GMT

I'm certain that everyone would've already seen this, knowing me, but behold: Enter Sandman as you've (hopefully) never seen it before:

Kid Falls off his bike

BrandonTheMan — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 01:30:46 GMT

hahahahaha, one of the funniest youtube videos.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrA_IC3TYBE

Odd Alphabet

Purple Demon — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 16:55:51 GMT

http://elizabethandjames.com/elizabeth/random/alphabet.htm

taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane

Purple Demon — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 15:37:23 GMT

http://tane.us/

...I have trouble comprehending this.

Boring

Three Dog — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 21:05:30 GMT

Somebody get b& or something thanks

Forum Fails

Svartman. — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 01:50:00 GMT

Huzzah.

I give you this:

From the Guitar Hero Forums, regarding the right-handed Kurt Cobain of Guitar Hero 5:

evilpacman18:

"I don't even know who that is so it won't really matter to me. =) GH5 is still a win in my book."

Eif & Jinz' Hypocritical Statements

Gear Me Up — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 19:39:49 GMT

"Stop exploding" said Electrode What a hypocrite "Stop using roar" said Houndour What a hypocrite "Stop being a nazi" said Hitler What a hypocrite "Stop hitting everyone" said truth What a hypocrite "Attitude boy won't overcome" said Paul Gilbert What a hypocrite "Stop acting" said Tom Cruise What a hypocrite "Stop chasing Professor Birch" said Zigzagoon What a hypocrite "Stop ...

WHO WANTS A NEW SIG?!?!

lame — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 16:27:42 GMT

yeah i can make people sigs and stuff like mine cool

I can only use pics from here, though: http://planetrenders.net/renders/index.php

LINKS PL0X

Oh, and tell me what background colour you want.

request nao nao nao
Disclaimer: It may take me a few days to do it 'cos I'm lazy.

lady gaga has a PENIS.

CowCore — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 16:38:42 GMT

WAT?? It's at about 0:04 in case that wasn't enough for you : http://bossip.com/139759/chicks-with-dcks-is-lady-gaga-packing/

Wikianswers Failures

Purple Demon — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 17:00:12 GMT

Post failures on Wikianswers here. Like so: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Can_you_get_me_a_list_of_all_of_the_famous_band_names_that_start_with_a_B http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_meaning_of_Jimmy_Hendrix_song_Are_You_Experienced http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_album_of_ACDC_was_born_to_be_wild_on http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Is_Kurt_Cobain_the_lead_singer_of_the_Ting_Tings http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_best_guns_and_roses_album Yahoo! Answers are also accepted. If you ...

August 7th, 2009.

Purple Demon — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 21:30:31 GMT

The day Jake died.

What a shame.

The (Slightly Brief) Archives of Teh Forum.

Purple Demon — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 20:02:37 GMT

http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://tehforum.forumotion.com

Pretty interesting to view.

If you're an older member and into nostalgia, stay there forever. You will never be able to log in; they're just pages, forever frozen in time.

My life is complete.

CowCore — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 17:43:54 GMT

http://absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=1244812

/boner

The official "hey what happened to ffw rofl" thread.

Purple Demon — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 13:16:41 GMT

Where did he go

Death by Caffeine.

Purple Demon — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 17:45:46 GMT

http://www.energyfiend.com/death-by-caffeine

Interesting fact: As I weigh 72kg, it'd take 1805.59 Kit-Kats to kill me from a caffeine overdose. Play around with this, it's pretty lulzy.

Twitter

Purple Demon — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 19:09:26 GMT

Anyone using this? If you are, follow me.

www.twitter.com/PurpleDemon92

Psst, FFW

Purple Demon — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 11:41:47 GMT

28 Rules of Manhood

Purple Demon — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 11:24:38 GMT

http://www.i-am-bored.com/28rulesofmanhood.html 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss's car. (d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game". (e) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally ...

Facebook: Rock Legends!

Svartman. — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 21:04:57 GMT

Who still plays?

pictures for sad children

Purple Demon — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 01:43:59 GMT

Great webcomic. Only just found it, it seems to one developing storyline throughout. It's often quite to the point, dark humor. THe punchlines aren't always "laugh out loud" funny, but in an almost depressing way, they're enjoyable. I recommend you reading it from the start, if you are going to at all. The first comic is at http://picturesforsadchildren.com/index.php?comicID=1 It is definitely worth checking out. For some reason, it reminds me of Eifion at points... Oh, and ...

Not another one...

David Jinzdale — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 04:33:04 GMT

RIP Walter Cronkite

died July 17, 2009

Before you hear anything to the contrary...

Purple Demon — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 17:10:46 GMT

Jake totally cybered with a guy on Habbo.

Robbed!

Toki — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 21:47:06 GMT

PS3, games, bluray films, controllers etc all stolen. A sad day indeed.

Runtime Error and related bands Discography

David Jinzdale — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 14:05:21 GMT

Because the old one seemingly disappeared... The most recent edition: 1976: Live in Hobo Alley, 1976 Fecal Matter *bleep* YEAH, we did it 1977: Service Unavailable (not in the official Runtime Error discography) PAIL Runtime Error IV Return to Hobo Alley, 1977 Runes of Qua'althak 1978: MANIAS y PHOBIAS Savin' for Your Favourite Def Leppard Album The Rise and Fall of Stevo Fisher and His Friendly Lamp Post (20x Platinum) Live at the Protest to Revive ...

I'm so happy.

Purple Demon — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 23:13:01 GMT

I'm going to a party on a boat tomorrow.

A party, on a boat.

There's gonna be huge amounts of booze, and weed as well ^^

I can't wait. Anyone wanna come?

Please help me get this joke...

Purple Demon — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 17:06:25 GMT

Hi i'm Jack Waterhouse.

I was in class the other day and i was trying to remember the chemical name for "lead".

And then it suddenly hit me.

I really don't get it, help?

Colour voting thread.

Laidshade — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 21:10:27 GMT

It's feeling blue

Damn, I need new jokes.

But wtf just happened? Will it be like this forever?

Vote what forum colour you want!

Why I love NME.

Purple Demon — Fri, 22 May 2009 11:04:17 GMT

http://blogs.nypost.com/popwrap/archives/2009/01/jonas_brothers_suck_says_nme_award_nominees_announced.html

HA.

Read through some of the comments too, it's absolutely hilarious.

Please unban "Toki"

Toki — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 05:10:44 GMT

so I don't have to put the period after my name.

VOTE FOR BEST TEH FORUM STUFF

lame — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 19:52:40 GMT

These are the catagories and nominees! PM me your choices and stuff. Best webmaster: Svart. Best administrator: Jakey. Eifion. Jinzy. Lord Logan. Glamy. Tony. Colin. Vivi. GM. Stevo. Best mod: Cow. Hotsnakes. Shredd. Peewee. Brandon. Funniestest: Eifion. Jakey. Jinzy. Cow. Tony. Toki. Stevo. 7. Funniest group: Eifion y Cow. Eifion y Jakey. Eifion y Jinzy. Jakey y Jinzy. Jakey y Eifion y Tony. Most missed member: Toki. Tony. Lord Logan. Ellianne. Lady ...

And I thought MY list was bad

Fuck you Favre — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 19:27:35 GMT

I think I just peed myself

www.the-top-tens.com/lists/greatest-guitarists-ever.asp

Slipknot thread.

Laidshade — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 18:59:40 GMT

http://www.kongregate.com/forums/6/topics/47807

I lol'd. Hard

Nooooooooo D:

Fuck you Favre — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 19:09:01 GMT

Billy Mays is dead

Lookie what I did!

David Jinzdale — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 13:33:00 GMT

If anyone remembers me I'll give them a cookie

Fuck you Favre — Sun, 17 May 2009 17:37:05 GMT

Eh? Anyone remember me?

Tubes.

David Jinzdale — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 23:23:25 GMT

Hello friends, my name is Jinzo, and I have a youtube profile. Let's all share profiles and friend each other! yes, let's.

Funny thread

Laidshade — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 05:31:36 GMT

I saw this thread at kongregate, and it is hilarious! Read the first lists, as well as dionysuscool's post!

http://www.kongregate.com/forums/6/topics/11979

Important Customer Service Announcement

Purple Demon — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 15:53:10 GMT

GM is totally awesome.

Thankyou, that is all.

ah mah gad

Colinsauce — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 17:12:19 GMT

i'z back yall.

say hi to me and get an omelet.

Yeah, You Guys Are Cool. I'll Stick Around. :)

�Michael Valentine� — Tue, 05 May 2009 20:03:03 GMT

The Valentine Empire officially declares Teh Forum a kick-ass place. And I have decided that you guys should be linked on my site if that's cool with you <_<

THE LAST ELF STRONGHOLD!!!

Flawflewaffle — Sun, 10 May 2009 03:36:13 GMT

I am soooo depressed...

RRPlayer — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 04:56:20 GMT

This girl I really like is going out with some guy who lives in Norway. It sucks...

Most Anticipated

GM — Sat, 02 May 2009 17:43:07 GMT

...Movies:

1: Inglorious Bastards
2: Public Enemies
3: Funny People
4: Terminator Salvation
5: Bruno

...Games:

1: Infamous
2: Prototype
3: Alpha Protocol
4: Bioshock 2
5: Modern Warfare 2

...Albums:

1: Green Day
2: Breaking Benjamin
3: Chili Peppers
4: State Radio
5: My Band's

Hotsnakes' Lacross Team

RRPlayer — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 02:24:25 GMT

I thought we should start talkin' about something a bit more optomistic than girls we can't be with, and such.
Wanna share us with your team info. and stuff, Hotsnakes?

Alright, seriously...

RRPlayer — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 02:43:37 GMT

What's your problem with me Mr.Highscore?