Ok, I'ma repost this mainly because I'm making a few edits to the Rant Part. They shall be red. and it was very good!

It all started when my mom wouldn't let me buy the MGS collection. "It's not a positive influence. There are too many negative influences, and this is one of them. I'm not going to let you spend your money on junk!" (#1)
Then my sister decided to get in on this. "Did you think about life? (#2, #3) Save your money! (#1, #3)"

Here were my replies.

#1. It's my money I'll do what I want with it.
#2. Like how Americans are most retards? Like how war and poverty and racism and genocide are tearing up country after country like the plague? Like how the most common role models are celebrities who no one will remember in three years? Like how living prices are going up, and pay is going down? Like how no one has come up with a plausible way to reduce gas prices? Like how we haven't developed a car that runs on water, or at least with better gas mileage? I mean come on! Japanese cars can get 120 MPG, and we're stuck at 30 some! We Americans are failing at Science because Asians are staying in Asia. Makes sense, because MOST AMERICANS ARE IDIOTS!!!!! Except for that small percentage who actually have 20 IQ points. Not only that, but we're reverting to Pre-Revolutionary French policies: tax the poor, feed the rich. It should be the other way around.
#3. If anyone can come up with a plausible way to reduce gas prices, call me. Until then, I'll have all my cars imported from Japan, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

Now, discuss.

To hotsnakes:

Sorry, man. I took some things out of context, and I was kinda mean about it, but this isn't an "america sucks" rant. this is a "america is technologically behind the rest of the world and why the heck am I not allowed to buy the MGS collection" rant. Just wanted you to know.

Just tell her to buy you the damn game. It's about politics more than anything.

do you want me to say that EXACTLY?? because she'd be TICKED.

... just say it's about politics. 'cos really, it is. It's a learning excersise, and also an exersise in comprehension.
See if youy can get the story! I [think I] do, so!

You had to right a persuasive essay to get it? My friend did that with his PS3.

Punch her in the vagina.